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RETIRED: Mal and Paint's *Official* Chat Thread: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit
November 22, 2010 at
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Cheer me up you jesters
Cheer me up you jesters
2. Complete the last two in this sequence: 1=3, 2=3, 3=5, 4=4, 5=4, 6=3, 7=5, 8=5, 9=4, 10=3, 11=?, 12=?
3. A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?
4. A frog fell into a hole that was 14 1/2 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but he slid back a foot each time he jumped. How many jumps does it take him to get out of the hole?
5. A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?
6. Continue the series: o t t f f s s _ _ _
Cheer me up you jesters
2. Complete the last two in this sequence: 1=3, 2=3, 3=5, 4=4, 5=4, 6=3, 7=5, 8=5, 9=4, 10=3, 11=?, 12=?
3. A farmer was going to town with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. When he came to a stream, he had to cross in a tiny boat, and could only take across one thing at a time. However, if he left the fox alone with the goose, the fox would eat the goose, and if he left the goose alone with the corn, the goose would eat the corn. How does he get them all safely over the stream?
4. A frog fell into a hole that was 14 1/2 feet deep. He could jump 3 feet, but he slid back a foot each time he jumped. How many jumps does it take him to get out of the hole?
5. A man had twelve toothpicks in front of him. He took one away. Now he had nine in front of him. How is this possible?
6. Continue the series: o t t f f s s _ _ _
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Once up a last week my car died. I had it towed to my mechanic. (We are becoming great friends now that my car keeps breaking!) I left my car keys there and borrowed a car from my aunt. I drive to grab pizza for dinner to help me wallow in self pity. I get to my condo building and realize I LEFT MY HOUSE KEY AT THE AUTO PLACE!!!!! After screaming a string of curse words I sit outside the building and eat my pizza while I decide WTF I'm going to do.
After pizza I drive to my landlord and pray that he is not out of town. He is there and I get some extra keys.
ANNNNND THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
7:30 AM the next day a homeless guy knocks on my door. I think, How the hell did a homeless guy get in here? For some reason I find it wise to open the door and see whats up. The man tells me he found my OTHER keys in the shrubs outside (where I had been eating pizza) and had to find my mail box to figure out which number I am. He returned them! And didn't steal my borrowed car (whose keys were on that keychain) or come back and rob my house while I was gone. I should have given him some money but I was too shocked to think!
The End
One of the worse weeks ever but a pretty amusing story
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