RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

While you were outside with your clenched fist raised up towards the white snowflake filled sky for for re--snowing on your driveway...... I STOLE A FRENCH FRY!!!!

Is it just me, or does the Wendy's thing fail a lot? It just sits there trying to load or refresh a page.

It does run a little slow but You may need to clean your cache or something. Some one reported me for posting obnoxious stuff on Face book and all I was doing was posting my fry numbers!!! Very weird!
Found out what happened someone reported me for posting a fry box that was empty!! It was full when I posted IT!!! Said she was tired of all the people who were wasting her time!

That means I shouldn't have attached a picture of my fries?

whole new meanin to "sparks would be flyin"

The name that gets me the most is Richard Lugger!! Every time hes in the news I laugh!!!

I think I hear my Mom calling for supper. See y'all later! hehe

Once had an anchorman named Peter Duncan.

The announcer would say, "And now it's time for Peter Duncan and the News!"

Honest to God, True!

Ive found that people who have unusual names tend to grow up with a really good sense of humor. I dont know if its because their parents have it to begin with or if it comes from the name and learning to laugh. When my cousin was born my aunt had to correct the birth certificate because my uncle named him Grinnin (last name Barrett)

here is my fries http://urlhasbeenblocked/gibsr0

Not sick.....shoveling SNOW.....5-6 inches so far! Attachment 472241

Cinderella is now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,
she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching
the world go by from her front porch, with a cat
named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the
fairy godmother.



Cinderella said, 'Fairy Godmother, what are you
doing here after all these years'?

The fairy godmother replied, 'Cinderella, you have
lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there
anything for which your heart still yearns?'

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:


'The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and
I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.

Cinderella said,
'Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother'

The fairy godmother replied,
'It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?'

Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said,
'I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth
I once had.'


At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful
young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside
her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
'You have one more wish; what shall it be?'


Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the
corner and says, 'I wish for you to transform Bob,
my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man.'
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental
a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood
before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him
neither she nor the world had ever seen.


The fairy godmother said, 'Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life.'

With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments,

Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.

Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful,
stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.

Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed
in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young
muscular arms.

He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered...

'Bet you're sorry now that you had me neutered, aren't you?