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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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01-14-2011 at 05:57 PM.
01-14-2011 at 05:57 PM.
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The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington
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01-14-2011 at 06:01 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:01 PM.
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The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington

ok..now thats cute!
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01-14-2011 at 06:03 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:03 PM.
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ok..now thats cute!

Mommy came up with a good excusebounce
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Angiex57
01-14-2011 at 06:07 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:07 PM.
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Mommy came up with a good excusebounce

she sure did.. lol
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01-14-2011 at 06:08 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:08 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
Attachment 475145








The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington
LOL, I'm still cracking up! That's hilarious!
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mvario
01-14-2011 at 06:13 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:13 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington
She looks familiar. I think I bought a "shovel" from her once. Wink
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01-14-2011 at 06:15 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:15 PM.
Quote from mvario :
Next contest they need to give out something to put on the coasters...
Along with our fancy High West Distillery (not livery) liquor on our handy-dandy Marlboro coasters, we can serve up some Pitchfork Fondue. (notice the proper capitalization Gary).

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01-14-2011 at 06:21 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:21 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
Attachment 475145

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home.

She returned to school the next day with the following note:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child's homework illustration.
It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.
I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.
This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Harrington
Where do you come up with this stuff? bounce
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01-14-2011 at 06:24 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:24 PM.
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Where do you come up with this stuff? bounce

I have friends as weird as me, they email them
most I can't post
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01-14-2011 at 06:25 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:25 PM.
Quote from mvario :
She looks familiar. I think I bought a "shovel" from her once. Wink

hmm.. I figured you for more of a "snowblower" kinda guy.
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01-14-2011 at 06:27 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:27 PM.
Quote from Angiex57 :
hmm.. I figured you for more of a "snowblower" kinda guy.

Fred Astaire danced with a broom once
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01-14-2011 at 06:29 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:29 PM.
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Fred Astaire danced with a broom once
and an umbrella Wink
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01-14-2011 at 06:36 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:36 PM.
Quote from mvario :
She looks familiar. I think I bought a "shovel" from her once. Wink
Sure it wasn't a Hoover?

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01-14-2011 at 06:36 PM.
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and an umbrella Wink
wait.. that mighta been Gene Kelly.. Fred had the coat rack.. I think
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julesp29
01-14-2011 at 06:41 PM.
01-14-2011 at 06:41 PM.
Quote from Gary123X :
I tried my sisters too says it cant verify
can't put anything over on Marlboro can wewoot
sorry was playing toons. Nope we can't they must have the mailing coded. oh well we tried, just can't believe no one else on here got the mailing.
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