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I'm thinking of starting a motorcycle gang. *GANG COLORS FINALIZED*
June 12, 2006 at
01:26 PM
I need some suggestions. We'll need a logo, a weapon of choice, and, most importantly, a name.
We might also need a uniform or some sort of standard outfit.
And if there's anything I'm missing, please let me know. We are looking at a timeframe of about 3-5 months here, so I have time to get the patches sewn up and all.
TIA.
We might also need a uniform or some sort of standard outfit.
And if there's anything I'm missing, please let me know. We are looking at a timeframe of about 3-5 months here, so I have time to get the patches sewn up and all.
TIA.
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National chapter of the gang is called "Alcatraz Triathlon." GA chapter, headed by Burninator, is called "Bottle of Prednisone." TN chapter is headed by Autumn (who is also the Treasurer of the national chapter) and is tentatively named "Wot Monkeys?"
We are going to use knife-wielding monkeys as our weapon but we won't tell anyone about it, so we'll also have to carry some baseball bats with nails stuck in and bicycle chains.
Our motto is "with love from a rubber glove!" but regional chapters may choose their own mottoes (subject to approval by the national chapter leader, e.g., me).
We still haven't chosen a logo... suggestions are welcome but keep in mind that we have a gang fight scheduled for Saturday July 1st (with LdyTigress' gang) provided it's not too hot out and also that it doesn't rain. So we'll need a logo soon, because I've got to order the patches so we can wear them so that everyone will know which gang we are, because I'm working on a special discount at the 7-11.
I already told you that I've got a gang. It's an all-girl gang, so you're not invited, and it's not MY problem that you're not into 3-ways. I mean...I had you pegged differently, but you know...whatever.
But, you'd be amazed at what you have to do for initiation. The last one involved a guy singing, "I want to be an Airborne Ranger," while being paddled, in a bar.
There's more. I could tell you, but I'd have to charge.
Alcatraz Triathlon doesn't hold with discrimination, so I'm sorry, but we can't have anything to do with your "all-girl" gang. We are an equal opportunity gang here*, and we won't put up with anybody who excludes other people just on account of their race/gender/religion/etc. So take your rumble to some other gang, maybe the KKK or PETA or something.
*except giraffes. Their necks are too long and they look silly in a motorcycle jacket.
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2. They don't allow motorcylces in my neighborhood
Of course you can ride a jet pack, because that's cool, which is wot we are (cool).
Of course you can ride a jet pack, because that's cool, which is wot we are (cool).
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Sorry. I'm still upset about SlickKitty's discriminatory gang. That kind of stuff really cheeses me off. I'd sign them up for a fight if I wasn't so totally against having anything to do with those kind of people.
I agree about the one jet pack, although we might want a spare one just in case something happens to our main jet pack person.