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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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Hi all,
I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.
Everyone is welcome!
I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.
This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.
So, I hope it catches on !
So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !
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Newfoundland shoreline when Bob
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'
Ralph replied with a Newfoundland
accent, and then reaching into his tackle
box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Holy shit, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking
the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
'Well,' replied Ralph,
'I got it from my Genie.'
'You haff a Genie?' Bob asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle
box,' says Ralph.
'Could I see him?'
Ralph opens his tackle box and
sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie,Bob says,
'Hey dere! I'm a good buddy of
your master. Will you grant me
one wish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a
million bucks. The Genie disappears
back into the tackle box leaving
Bob sitting there waiting for his million
bucks. Shortly,the Newfoundland sky
darkens and is filled with the sound of
a million ducks....
flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks
Bob yells at Ralph,
'What the hell? I asked for a million
bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ralph answers,
'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie
is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink
I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'
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Bob and Ralph were fishing on the
Newfoundland shoreline when Bob
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'
Ralph replied with a Newfoundland
accent, and then reaching into his tackle
box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Holy shit, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking
the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
'Well,' replied Ralph,
'I got it from my Genie.'
'You haff a Genie?' Bob asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle
box,' says Ralph.
'Could I see him?'
Ralph opens his tackle box and
sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie,Bob says,
'Hey dere! I'm a good buddy of
your master. Will you grant me
one wish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a
million bucks. The Genie disappears
back into the tackle box leaving
Bob sitting there waiting for his million
bucks. Shortly,the Newfoundland sky
darkens and is filled with the sound of
a million ducks....
flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks
Bob yells at Ralph,
'What the hell? I asked for a million
bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ralph answers,
'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie
is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink
I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'
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