RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

...Hi group! I hope I get this figured out enough to start posting on here. I have been following you guys since the end of the Outwit contest. Awesome group of people! I have a lot of the same interests as you folks so it has been interesting to follow your "adventures". I have been very lucky at a wide assortment of contests and have won a lot of nice prizes over the last couple of years. I just thought I would let you know that I just recieved an e-mail from Marlboro that my gear was just shipped. I have already recieved my bonus gift(the ashtray), the coupons, and the Leatherman's tool(for being late on the bicycle). The only thing I should have coming is the bike. So I am hoping this is an indication that they may be starting to ship them out. I thought at first it may be a notice about the ear buds, which I also won, but it has the Thank You for playing Outwit the West statement. So for all of you who also won the bike, it may be comin' round the mountain! I will let you know if it arrives. Thanks for the ear!

...Hi group! I hope I get this figured out enough to start posting on here. I have been following you guys since the end of the Outwit contest. Awesome group of people! I have a lot of the same interests as you folks so it has been interesting to follow your "adventures". I have been very lucky at a wide assortment of contests and have won a lot of nice prizes over the last couple of years. I just thought I would let you know that I just recieved an e-mail from Marlboro that my gear was just shipped. I have already recieved my bonus gift(the ashtray), the coupons, and the Leatherman's tool(for being late on the bicycle). The only thing I should have coming is the bike. So I am hoping this is an indication that they may be starting to ship them out. I thought at first it may be a notice about the ear buds, which I also won, but it has the Thank You for playing Outwit the West statement. So for all of you who also won the bike, it may be comin' round the mountain! I will let you know if it arrives. Thanks for the ear!

...Hi group! I hope I get this figured out enough to start posting on here. I have been following you guys since the end of the Outwit contest. Awesome group of people! I have a lot of the same interests as you folks so it has been interesting to follow your "adventures". I have been very lucky at a wide assortment of contests and have won a lot of nice prizes over the last couple of years. I just thought I would let you know that I just recieved an e-mail from Marlboro that my gear was just shipped. I have already recieved my bonus gift(the ashtray), the coupons, and the Leatherman's tool(for being late on the bicycle). The only thing I should have coming is the bike. So I am hoping this is an indication that they may be starting to ship them out. I thought at first it may be a notice about the ear buds, which I also won, but it has the Thank You for playing Outwit the West statement. So for all of you who also won the bike, it may be comin' round the mountain! I will let you know if it arrives. Thanks for the ear!

The Newfie Bic Lighter



Bob and Ralph were fishing on the

Newfoundland shoreline when Bob

pulled out a cigar. Finding he had

no matches,he asked Ralph for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'

Ralph replied with a Newfoundland

accent, and then reaching into his tackle

box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Holy shit, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking

the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.

'Where'd yew git dat monster?'

'Well,' replied Ralph,

'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Bob asked.

'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle

box,' says Ralph.

'Could I see him?'

Ralph opens his tackle box and

sure enough, out pops the Genie.


Addressing the Genie,Bob says,

'Hey dere! I'm a good buddy of

your master. Will you grant me

one wish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Bob asks the Genie for a

million bucks. The Genie disappears

back into the tackle box leaving

Bob sitting there waiting for his million

bucks. Shortly,the Newfoundland sky

darkens and is filled with the sound of

a million ducks....

flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks

Bob yells at Ralph,

'What the hell? I asked for a million

bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ralph answers,

'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie

is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink

I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'

Thanked and rep'd

wow thats a first, new york cant play this one. oh well, on to the next one.

thanks anyways, all appreciated.

anybody remember a sweeps called a delicious new years sweepstakes. I just received a call from them, i won a $2,500.00 gift card. yeeeeaaaaay and wanted to thank whoever posted it but i cant find anything in the threads. i'm not the best at posting on here as you can see by my #'s but thanks also for all the brilliant help on OWTW4 and my new bike if i ever receive it

It says I dont have perpission to access that page??? Am I on the naughty list or something??

I got the same screen

It will not let me access. (denied) do yu know why?

SlickDeals removed the post as the sweeps was from a competitor.

SlickDeals removed the post as the sweeps was from a competitor.

It will not let me access. (denied) do yu know why?

I really need to watch my typos!!!

The Newfie Bic Lighter

Now that's funny, Can't wait to show me mudder since we are Newfies!!

Bessie The Mule

Harvey's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Harvey.

'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine, ?' asked the lawyer.

Harvey responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da.....'

'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?

Harvey said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road... ..

The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Harvey's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.

Harvey thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'.

'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene.. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning, so he vent over to her to see how she was feeling.

'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.

Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'

'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?