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RETIRED: Marlboro Outwit the West Funny Farm

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Hi all,

I started this thread for anyone who wants to come here for lite discussion, jokes, and just general discussion and fun.

Everyone is welcome!

I was thinking that maybe it would be helpful to keep the original thread to a bit more of a serious discussion of the clues and answers.

This would make the original thread more useful to those seeking serious information and clues without having to read through hundreds of extraneous messages.

So, I hope it catches on !

So pop a beer and pull up a chair and relax !

Homesweet

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03-04-2011 at 07:30 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:30 PM.
Quote from jemeredith :
Oh oh, everyone getting sent to their rooms again? Cool, we can ump some more!!
And umping ya'll will do until you get my perpission to stop
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03-04-2011 at 07:31 PM.
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cwhetme
03-04-2011 at 07:32 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:32 PM.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
Don't you mean, 'when you (Gary) RIDES on the BACK seat of your Marlboro Harley'?!
No, I need some one to drive it for me so I have some one to hold on to!! The first time a guy took me for a ride on his bike he popped a wheelie in gravel with me on the back so I only ride with someone I can trust not to be stupid! He also told me I couldnt hold onto him around the waist because it messed up his stearing so I had to hold on lower!! EEK!
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03-04-2011 at 07:34 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:34 PM.
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No, I need some one to drive it for me so I have some one to hold on to!! The first time a guy took me for a ride on his bike he popped a wheelie in gravel with me on the back so I only ride with someone I can trust not to be stupid! He also told me I couldnt hold onto him around the waist because it messed up his stearing so I had to hold on lower!! EEK!

hold on to his ears he wont do any wheelies
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jemeredith
03-04-2011 at 07:39 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:39 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
No, I need some one to drive it for me so I have some one to hold on to!! The first time a guy took me for a ride on his bike he popped a wheelie in gravel with me on the back so I only ride with someone I can trust not to be stupid! He also told me I couldnt hold onto him around the waist because it messed up his stearing so I had to hold on lower!! EEK!
OMG!!!! EEK!EEK! Are you honestly saying that you would trust Gary? Maybe you have been umping a bit too much!! Dabbs, please give her perpission to stop, I think a screw is coming loose!! EEK!
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AlaskaLady
03-04-2011 at 07:42 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:42 PM.
Quote from cwhetme :
No, I need some one to drive it for me so I have some one to hold on to!! The first time a guy took me for a ride on his bike he popped a wheelie in gravel with me on the back so I only ride with someone I can trust not to be stupid! He also told me I couldnt hold onto him around the waist because it messed up his stearing so I had to hold on lower!! EEK!
Okay, for the first part of your response, you trust Gary to be a good driver?!

Gary, are you a good motorcycle driver?

Second part, do you think that was maybe just a 'line' he was giving you - hold on lower?! Smilie
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03-04-2011 at 07:43 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:43 PM.
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OMG!!!! EEK!EEK! Are you honestly saying that you would trust Gary? Maybe you have been umping a bit too much!! Dabbs, please give her perpission to stop, I think a screw is coming loose!! EEK!

I always keep my tires on the ground bouncebouncebounce
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03-04-2011 at 07:45 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:45 PM.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
Okay, for the first part of your response, you trust Gary to be a good driver?!

Gary, are you a good motorcycle driver?

Second part, do you think that was maybe just a 'line' he was giving you - hold on lower?! Smilie
He actually grabbed my arms and moved them lower saying I was going to make him wreck!!! I was only like 15 or so!! Scared me enough to move my hands!!! LMAO
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03-04-2011 at 07:47 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:47 PM.
Quote from AlaskaLady :
Okay, for the first part of your response, you trust Gary to be a good driver?!

Gary, are you a good motorcycle driver?

Second part, do you think that was maybe just a 'line' he was giving you - hold on lower?! Smilie

I was the last time I had a bike but that was in the 70's LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
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03-04-2011 at 07:48 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:48 PM.
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Good Afternoon All,

Here is a sweeps if someone wants to checkit out and or post it if it is not already on the board. https://www.overtons.com/modperl/sweepstakes.cgi
Thanks for that one - love the stuff at Overtons!

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He actually grabbed my arms and moved them lower saying I was going to make him wreck!!! I was only like 15 or so!! Scared me enough to move my hands!!! LMAO
Oh man, what a jerk!
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03-04-2011 at 07:50 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:50 PM.
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I was the last time I had a bike but that was in the 70's LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO
Maybe you should take a refresher course - for all those who need you assistance, and just in case YOU win the motorcycle Smilie
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jemeredith
03-04-2011 at 07:50 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:50 PM.
OMG! Reminds me of something that was said at work today. A guy who sits by me and 2 other girls at work said "I will give you girls a ride on my Fatboy this spring!" Myself and the girl next to me knew what he meant, the the one accross had the most priceless look on her face!! Needless to say, she wasn't thinking about Harleys!! I laughed for a good 5 min straight!!
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03-04-2011 at 07:51 PM.
03-04-2011 at 07:51 PM.
Hey folks! So, did anyone on this forum win a Duffle bag this week?
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03-04-2011 at 07:53 PM.
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Dogs and Men

How Dogs and Men Are the Same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both are suspicious of the postman.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Neither understands what you see in cats.
How Dogs Are Better Than Men
1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.
3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.
5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).
7. You can train a dog.
8. Dogs are easy to buy for.
9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas (OK, really, the worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it and you can kill the one that gives it to you).
10. Dogs understand what "no" means.
11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
So next time you want someone special choose a dog. They are just like a man, plus more!
Did you get that one from Patricia?
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03-04-2011 at 08:02 PM.
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watch this

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/l...75548.html
I do not like those cfl bulb's..Frown
I went out awhile back and spent about $100 to stock up on bulb's I use here at home.
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