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Met a smoking, hot girl
June 27, 2006 at
08:25 PM
I met a girl this weekend who is dangerously hot, intelligent and just plain fun. The only problem is that she smokes... now I've always said that smoking is an instant turn-off, but I obviously lied to myself, because I'm ridiculously attracted to her.
I've also said I wouldn't want to date a smoker, because they always seem to fall back on cigerettes when they get stressed, and I hate how my clothes end up smelling. Needless to say, I'm considering dating her.
The ironic part is that she's a marathon runner-
I guess I'd rather have a smoking, hot marathon runner than a non-smoking, out-of-shape girl.
Thoughts? Am I being stupid?
I've also said I wouldn't want to date a smoker, because they always seem to fall back on cigerettes when they get stressed, and I hate how my clothes end up smelling. Needless to say, I'm considering dating her.
The ironic part is that she's a marathon runner-
I guess I'd rather have a smoking, hot marathon runner than a non-smoking, out-of-shape girl.Thoughts? Am I being stupid?
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Thanks Wu
Flash-forward to this weekend:
(In this scene we have Captal, our dashing hero, walking Smoking, Hot Girl (S,HG) back to her apartment after a fantastic dinner of oysters and wine)
Captal's Brain: who knew that oysters were ACTUALLY an aphrodisiac
Captal's Nether-region: You need to get laid, badly, but more importantly you need to make out with S,HG RIGHT NOW
S,HG cooly finishes her cigerette, coolly flicking it into the street with a practiced grace
Captal: I had a great time tonight... do you think you could rinse with listerine before we make out like high-schoolers?
S,HG takes the Listerine from Captal, swishes some around, and spits it in Captal's face before leaving and slamming the door
Captal's Brain: You're such a frickin' retard
Captal's Nether-region: You're such a frickin' retard and you're not getting any
Flash-forward to this weekend:
(In this scene we have Captal, our dashing hero, walking Smoking, Hot Girl (S,HG) back to her apartment after a fantastic dinner of oysters and wine)
Captal's Brain: who knew that oysters were ACTUALLY an aphrodisiac
Captal's Nether-region: You need to get laid, badly, but more importantly you need to make out with S,HG RIGHT NOW
S,HG cooly finishes her cigerette, coolly flicking it into the street with a practiced grace
Captal: I had a great time tonight... do you think you could rinse with listerine before we make out like high-schoolers?
S,HG takes the Listerine from Captal, swishes some around, and spits it in Captal's face before leaving and slamming the door
Captal's Brain: You're such a frickin' retard
Captal's Nether-region: You're such a frickin' retard and you're not getting any
She might also be upset that you can't remember her name.
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Flash-forward to this weekend:
(In this scene we have Captal, our dashing hero, walking Smoking, Hot Girl (S,HG) back to her apartment after a fantastic dinner of oysters and wine)
Captal's Brain: who knew that oysters were ACTUALLY an aphrodisiac
Captal's Nether-region: You need to get laid, badly, but more importantly you need to make out with S,HG RIGHT NOW
S,HG cooly finishes her cigerette, coolly flicking it into the street with a practiced grace
Captal: I had a great time tonight... do you think you could rinse with listerine before we make out like high-schoolers?
S,HG takes the Listerine from Captal, swishes some around, and spits it in Captal's face before leaving and slamming the door
Captal's Brain: You're such a frickin' retard
Captal's Nether-region: You're such a frickin' retard and you're not getting any
She might also be upset that you can't remember her name.
You thought I made that up?
my useless opinion.
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