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[NSFW] Paint's thread of lulz and whimsy (They can take our jiggles, but they can never take our freedom!)
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking marijuana when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey, "What are you smoking?" The monkey says, "You want some?" So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they both smoke the marijuana. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and that he's going to get a drink from the river. The lizard climbs down the tree, goes to the river and leans over to get his drink. Well, the lizard is so high that he leans too far over, and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard, helping him to the side, then asks, "What's wrong with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in a tree smoking marijuana with a monkey and got too stoned, which caused him to fall into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he's got to check this monkey out and get some marijuana too, so off he walks, where he finds the tree and the monkey is still sitting and puffing on his joint. He looks up and says "Hey you!" The Monkey looks down , rubs his eyes, and says, "What the fark? Dude how much water did you drink?"
...good thing I was up already and playing the bagpipes.
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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" "No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!" The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen." "
That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen".
"What's your name?" she asked.
He answered "B.J. Titsengolf."
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