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Rule #1: Lulzy and whimsical topics only.
Rule #2: There is no rule #2.
Rule #3: These rules may change at any given moment in time.

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04-01-2011 at 11:52 AM.
04-01-2011 at 11:52 AM.
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Here's a brilliant idea that went nowhere

Heres a nifty invention



Quote from OhNoItsDEVO :
Why must you smash my dreams into millions of tiny pieces?
laugh out loud

You need some new dreams!

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Idk what to do with you woman! You're just not adventurous anymore. Crying2
I just can't help but to think of how painful that could be..
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04-01-2011 at 11:54 AM.
04-01-2011 at 11:54 AM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
Heres a nifty invention




laugh out loud

You need some new dreams!


I just can't help but to think of how painful that could be..
I promise you would like it.... Evillaugh
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04-01-2011 at 11:55 AM.
04-01-2011 at 11:55 AM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
laugh out loud

Ridges? More like sharp metal that could slice your vaginal walls open Bigeye
I didn't know they made flutes that big!
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04-01-2011 at 11:55 AM.
04-01-2011 at 11:55 AM.
Quote from Princess Crunch :
I promise you would like it.... Evillaugh
NOOOOO!!!!!!


Rape!! Rape!!! Help!!!!!!!!!!!
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04-01-2011 at 11:57 AM.
04-01-2011 at 11:57 AM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
Blush

Nah, that was from me peeing on your face....
I was coerced recently into watching Zack and Miri Make a Porno so I can safely say that possibility above isn't the worst thing that could happen!!
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04-01-2011 at 11:57 AM.
04-01-2011 at 11:57 AM.
Quote from RefCache :
I didn't know they made flutes that big!
Not all of us have huge vaginas that can swallow the titanic
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04-01-2011 at 11:59 AM.
04-01-2011 at 11:59 AM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
Not all of us have huge vaginas that can swallow the titanic
On behalf of the captain of the SS Minnow, I thank you!!!
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Quote from RefCache :
I was coerced recently into watching Zack and Miri Make a Porno so I can safely say that possibility above isn't the worst thing that could happen!!
Scratchchin

I don't think I wanna know....


Ok I lie, what was awful about it?
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04-01-2011 at 12:01 PM.
04-01-2011 at 12:01 PM.
Quote from RefCache :
On behalf of the captain of the SS Minnow, I thank you!!!
LMAO
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04-01-2011 at 12:02 PM.
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Quote from RefCache :
On behalf of the captain of the SS Minnow, I thank you!!!
SS Minnow? Is that what you named your dinghy?


Gilliiiigggaaaannnnn!!!!!
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04-01-2011 at 12:02 PM.
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Quote from RefCache :
I was coerced recently into watching Zack and Miri Make a Porno so I can safely say that possibility above isn't the worst thing that could happen!!
I enjoyed that movie. It was full of both lulz and whimsy.
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04-01-2011 at 12:02 PM.
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Quote from infesttragedy :
You need some new dreams!
Those were perfectly fine dreams, until you came along and smashed the shit out of them!
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04-01-2011 at 12:03 PM.
04-01-2011 at 12:03 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
Scratchchin

I don't think I wanna know....


Ok I lie, what was awful about it?
It's worth a watch. Not for that scene though.

You may enjoy the full-frontal (and then bent over from the rear) Jason Mewes scene moar!!!
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04-01-2011 at 12:03 PM.
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Quote from OhNoItsDEVO :
Those were perfectly fine dreams, until you came along and smashed the shit out of them!
Poor thing Comfort

Watch some nerd porn and come back when you're not flustered Big Grin

Quote from RefCache :
It's worth a watch. Not for that scene though.

You may enjoy the full-frontal (and then bent over from the rear) Jason Mewes scene moar!!!
No Nono1

I don't want to see some dude bent over.
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04-01-2011 at 12:06 PM.
04-01-2011 at 12:06 PM.
Quote from infesttragedy :
SS Minnow? Is that what you named your dinghy?
I can't say I have ever really understood the naming of that appendage.

Aside from adding "old and wrinkly" to its description I mean.
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