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Rule #1: Lulzy and whimsical topics only.
Rule #2: There is no rule #2.
Rule #3: These rules may change at any given moment in time.

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GreysFan
04-03-2011 at 07:20 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:20 PM.
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Nah, it's cause y'all can't mess up your stylish hair or fancy suits with the rain. Freakin Chair Force.

I know the truth. Wink
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cupcake42
04-03-2011 at 07:28 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:28 PM.
I hate Army officers what freakin pricks. I was with two other Sgt's walking in to the BX , we passed some Army grunts and one one was a major. We didn't see his rank, Well next thing I know he is yelling SARGENT'S! SARGENT'S! AIR FORCE SARGENT'S DID YOU NOT SEE MY RANK! I said no we obviously didn't and then we saluted his fat ass. My gosh he is on a Air Force base, his rank is in the wrong place. Air Force officers are not as rank crazy.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
04-03-2011 at 07:30 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:30 PM.
Quote from cupcake42 :
I hate Army officers what freakin pricks. I was with two other Sgt's walking in to the BX , we passed some Army grunts and one one was a major. We didn't see his rank, Well next thing I know he is yelling SARGENT'S! SARGENT'S! AIR FORCE SARGENT'S DID YOU NOT SEE MY RANK! I said no we obviously didn't and then we saluted his fat ass. My gosh he is on a Air Force base, his rank is in the wrong place. Air Force officers are not as rank crazy.
Pardon us for respecting military customs and courtesies.

Slacker.

Really, though... Some people do get crazy rank happy. Chances are, he was just trying to make a point since he was on an Air Force base. I've had people yell at me for less.

The oak cluster on his beret should've been an indicator of his rank, btw. Wink
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cupcake42
04-03-2011 at 07:31 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:31 PM.
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Pardon us for respecting military customs and courtesies.

Slacker.
You ain't a real officer yet, so no respect for you Nono2
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04-03-2011 at 07:34 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:34 PM.
The way you fix that real fast is, "Yes, sir! Roger that, sir! Didn't see your rank, sir! Didn't mean to disrespect you, sir! Can I carry on, sir, or do I need to salute you some more, sir?"

Being in a different branch, I would've just turned and kept walking.
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Princess Crunch
04-03-2011 at 07:34 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:34 PM.
Popcorn
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04-03-2011 at 07:34 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:34 PM.
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Moot?? Darn she is one busy lady!
So GreysFan, are you in the Moot fan club too? look around

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cupcake42
04-03-2011 at 07:35 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:35 PM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :

Really, though... Some people do get crazy rank happy. Chances are, he was just trying to make a point since he was on an Air Force base. I've had people yel.l at me for less.

The oak cluster on his beret should've been an indicator of his rank, btw. Wink
Yea I told my people to start looking at the hats. Other wise the rank on the Army abu is in the middle of the shirt. We tend to look at the lapels
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04-03-2011 at 07:35 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:35 PM.
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Yea I told my people to start looking at the hats. Other wise the rank on the Army abu is in the middle of the shirt. We tend to look at the lapels
Army ABU?

They're ACUs, dear. Because we go into combat. Harhar
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04-03-2011 at 07:38 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:38 PM.
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So GreysFan, are you in the Moot fan club too? look around


You better post some hot pictures to create a distraction.

/EasyGuy
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04-03-2011 at 07:40 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:40 PM.
I'm an E-4, so I tend to get away with a lot of shit. We're in that awkward position where we're not privates, but we're not NCOs, either. You can generally act ignorant, "I didn't know what I was doing, sir. I'm just a dumb special private." or you can delegate down to the actual privates. Being in the National Guard, we're in a position where it's extremely hard to start any form of NJP to demote anyone above E-3... so we tend to have a little bit more leeway if someone's being a total dick.

I've trolled a master sergeant (E-8) that was just being a d-bag for no good reason. It was lulzy.
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04-03-2011 at 07:40 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:40 PM.
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So GreysFan, are you in the Moot fan club too? look around



You better post some hot pictures to create a distraction.

/EasyGuy

You betcha!!
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04-03-2011 at 07:40 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:40 PM.
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The way you fix that real fast is, "Yes, sir! Roger that, sir! Didn't see your rank, sir! Didn't mean to disrespect you, sir! Can I carry on, sir, or do I need to salute you some more, sir?"

Being in a different branch, I would've just turned and kept walking.
We did some of that. Then later on when we bumped into him inthe BX we kinda laughed. Are we bad Teehee
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04-03-2011 at 07:41 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:41 PM.
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04-03-2011 at 07:43 PM.
04-03-2011 at 07:43 PM.
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So GreysFan, are you in the Moot fan club too? look around



You better post some hot pictures to create a distraction.

/EasyGuy
How is that? Stick Out Tongue
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