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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

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jmullaby
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
Any coupon, discount code or rebate out there? What kind of an SD is this at full retail!
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nerdmanxdx
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:09 AM.
I'm curious if these guys actually have to show that they have some sort of legitimate facility in each of the covered states so that they don't get sued.
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noeffort
05-20-2011 at 10:10 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:10 AM.
Quote from sublevel :
sweet now my gerbil will be taken care of forever!!!
Better hope your geribals caretaker isn't gay.
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vajratlr
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
wow, is this for real!!!!????
did the guy who predicted the rapture started this scam??!!
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J03
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
Quote from ixijimixi :
Already signed up for a group on Facebook.

Just because we're heathens, it doesn't mean we have to be disorganized Wink
Haha I just confirmed to this event too. woot I can't wait. Which business owners do you think are the most sinful? I'd like to get to those first before the people driving around in circles finds them.

Quote from nerdmanxdx :
I'm curious if these guys actually have to show that they have some sort of legitimate facility in each of the covered states so that they don't get sued.
They just say that they have a caretaker in each state I think. If thats the case, for each person that pays you $135, you cut someone from that state in for $35 and they will declare that they are a caretaker.
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ecsa0014
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
Quote from Homefrrie :
laugh out loud

So the people who they hired to watch over their pets.. I'm guessing they think the rapture will leave these righteous souls alive so that they can fulfill their qwest of protecting pets? Rofl2
Nah, read the FAQ, They are confirmed atheists. So no rapture for them.
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momomchine
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
Shipping kills the deal.
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nerdmanxdx
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:11 AM.
Quote from ChipOnly :
I'll be busy releasing helium filled sex dolls tomorrow
Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town.

Original source: http://twitter.com/#!/craigary/st...5574867968
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jeba9999
05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
Morgan Stanley announced today that it is issuing credit default swaps for the rapture
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05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
Quote from noeffort :
Better hope your geribals caretaker isn't gay.
Richard Gere is a caretaker now?? LMAO
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Fatawallet Killer
05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
Lmfao sd broke the site
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Homefrrie
05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:12 AM.
Quote from ecsa0014 :
Nah, read the FAQ, They are confirmed atheists. So no rapture for them.
I thought only the righteous Christians would be sparred? Atheists get sparred too ? woot

Edit: Holy shiz.. you'd think they were giving away a laptop with all the people viewing/posting in this thread
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mkarias1
05-20-2011 at 10:14 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:14 AM.
this is great!!! I am willing to be a worker/rescuer for NJ since my state is not covered. Hope they are hiring.
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ecsa0014
05-20-2011 at 10:14 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:14 AM.
Quote from Homefrrie :
I thought only the righteous Christians would be sparred? Atheists get sparred too ? woot

Edit: Holy shiz.. you'd think they were giving away a laptop with all the people viewing/posting in this thread
The way I always heard it was the rightous would ascend to heaven while the rest of us would be left behind.
Source: I have a father who is really into this.
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:14 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:14 AM.
weather report actually confirms it!
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