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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Best...deal...EVER! Wink
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VtCwby07
05-20-2011 at 10:15 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:15 AM.
Quote from ChipOnly :
I'll be busy releasing helium filled sex dolls tomorrow
actually reminds me of a news story i heard years back...

A lady was riding with her husband down the Highway when an overturned Church van several miles ahead accidentally released a bunch of Helium filled dolls/angels. Upon seeing these "people" rising into the heavens', believing it was the Rapture, the lady commits suicide by jumping out of the the sunroof into oncoming traffic

Sad, sad, sad...
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gshortelljr
05-20-2011 at 10:15 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:15 AM.
Quote from jeba9999 :
...I'll offer 10 cents on the dollar to any rapture believers for their house, cars, boats, jet skis, motorcycles, big screen TV's (over 50 inches), jewelry. All merchandise must be free and clear of any liens, loans etc..

Why offer anything? These people think they will just ascend to heaven leaving everything behind.

And for those who want to know the rapture happens at "about" 6pm local time. So those on the west coast will have a few hours after it hits the east coast.
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molotovbomb
05-20-2011 at 10:15 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:15 AM.
No HDMI? that sucks. Not Slick!!!!!
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gshortelljr
05-20-2011 at 10:16 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:16 AM.
Funniest thing is, is that these guys running this are atheists
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kdcherli
05-20-2011 at 10:16 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:16 AM.
you guys are a freakin riot!

LMAO!!

- thanks!
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PooMBA
05-20-2011 at 10:17 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:17 AM.
Quote from spydersdeals69 :
For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

Best...deal...EVER! Wink
I wish if they had similar insurance for our family members, spouses, kids etc. Big Grin
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:18 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:18 AM.
Quote from nerdmanxdx :
Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town.
alternate: go into your favorite supermarket and ask if they have bulk quantities of grape kool-aid. tell them you need a few pounds of it.

have your camera ready to record the expression on their face Wink
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nobody_
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
Quote from linuxworks :
weather report actually confirms it!
repped
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sublevel
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
Quote from linuxworks :
weather report actually confirms it!
I wonder if its a slow rise up or if its like strapping on a jet pack...I would think a jet pack speed would be much more fun.
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are5042
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
Im really sitting here wondering who believes this!, Im a bit worried..maybe the world does need to end if people think they can buy their way into heaven...
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carabuser
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:19 AM.
Quote from VtCwby07 :
Haha...But in all seriousness, How many stupid people can there be?
Well obama got elected so ........
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radnads02
05-20-2011 at 10:20 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:20 AM.
Do you think the ratings for Fox News will go down after the rapture?
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nerdmanxdx
05-20-2011 at 10:20 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:20 AM.
Quote from Mickie3 :
Article on guy who started this scheme:

http://www.businessweek.com/magaz...046047.htm
Thanks, this article answered my earlier question. They really do have people in place to carry out the service.

Quote :
Rescuers must sign an affidavit to affirm their disbelief in God—and they must also clear a criminal background check. "We want people who have pets and are animal lovers," Centre says. They also must have the means to rescue and transport the animals in their charge. His network consists of 26 rescuers covering 22 states. "They take this very seriously," Centre says.
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jmullaby
05-20-2011 at 10:21 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:21 AM.
better get in RIGHT NOW

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-w...ts-tonight


It is on NPR, must be true
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 10:22 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:22 AM.
Quote from sublevel :
I wonder if its a slow rise up or if its like strapping on a jet pack...I would think a jet pack speed would be much more fun.
jet packs cause global warmi-

oh, right.

carry on.
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