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For only $135 you can insure that your pets don't get neglected after Armageddon! woot

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GrumpyS133py
05-20-2011 at 10:59 AM.
05-20-2011 at 10:59 AM.
Quote from oneness :
what about pre-existing conditions.. they probably exclude no?
thanks to ObamaCare they do not.
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... and so does Rodgers!
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Favrerox
05-20-2011 at 11:03 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:03 AM.
Quote from sapiens74 :
First of all

People need to read their bibles then this would be a non issue.
Iagree
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> bubble2 8,151 Posts
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deserthawk
05-20-2011 at 11:06 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:06 AM.
Quote from nerdmanxdx :
Can't angels watch down from heaven or something? Besides, read the FAQ:

You're right. That gives me MUCH more confidence. Ha!
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webmerch11
05-20-2011 at 11:06 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:06 AM.
What happens to my CC bills?
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Cheap bastard
> bubble2 2,508 Posts
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 11:10 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:10 AM.
Quote from sapiens74 :
First of all

People need to read their bibles then this would be a non issue
If even a quarter of these "Christians" read their bibles and started acting like Christ would like them to, we'd have plenty more non-issues.
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Too Sexy for These Deals
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radnads02
05-20-2011 at 11:12 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:12 AM.
Quote from ixijimixi :
If even a quarter of these "Christians" read their bibles and started acting like Christ would like them to, we'd have plenty more non-issues.
repped!
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He who buys on the cheap
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Deal Explorer
05-20-2011 at 11:19 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:19 AM.
Quote from VtCwby07 :
Haha... Party it up....

But in all seriousness, I feel sorry for whoever buys into this program... How many stupid people can there be?
W. got re-elected for a 2nd term, didn't he?
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 11:21 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:21 AM.
Quote from Deal Explorer :
W. got re-elected for a 2nd term, didn't he?
nope. only 1 term.

(you said elected, right?)
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radnads02
05-20-2011 at 11:21 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:21 AM.
Quote from Deal Explorer :
W. got re-elected for a 2nd term, didn't he?
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Ardin
05-20-2011 at 11:31 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:31 AM.
People elected the O man as well so...
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jrbdmb
05-20-2011 at 11:35 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:35 AM.
Are there any "in-flight" movies for those participating in The Rapture? Might I suggest ...



And BTW, if those "Raptured" leave there clothes behind, doesn't that mean they are flying around buck nekkid, therefore immoral, therefore undeserving of Rapture?
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linuxworks
05-20-2011 at 11:38 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:38 AM.
"so, uhm, can we have your liver, then?"
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nerdmanxdx
05-20-2011 at 11:47 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:47 AM.
Quote from Ardin :
People elected the O man as well so...
Quote from Deal Explorer :
W. got re-elected for a 2nd term, didn't he?
Quote from carabuser :
Well obama got elected so ........
Lesson learned: voting in a presidential election makes you stupid.
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groundhogdaze
05-20-2011 at 11:49 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:49 AM.
Quote from linuxworks :
weather report actually confirms it!
I'm not an expert or anything but I was under the impression that God made a covenant with Noah that He will not destroy the world by fire nor flood.
My bet is that the disaster will be in the form of an army of evil undead coming out from the portals of Hell-- Foxconn if you are in China, the DMV if you are in the US. Better buy your motherboard and IPad's now before they run out of stock. Buy a chainsaw as well as they are proven tool effective against the undead. As for the DMV, pay your registration fees now or you'll have to wait like forever for the hellspawn to return to their normal business as usual Smilie
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jlhagen
05-20-2011 at 11:49 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:49 AM.
Quote from Crucible1001 :
Is the rapture scheduled for Saturday or Sunday, and at what time EST?
http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/...rning.aspx

6PM local time, everywhere... The rapture is smart as hell.. not only will the earthquakes know the boundaries of our times zones, they will also obediently sweep across the globe hour by hour until we have all felt the wrath.
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