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kdcherli
05-20-2011 at 11:59 AM.
05-20-2011 at 11:59 AM.
Quote from jlhagen :
http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/...rning.aspx

6PM local time, everywhere... The rapture is smart as hell.. not only will the earthquakes know the boundaries of our times zones, they will also obediently sweep across the globe hour by hour until we have all felt the wrath.
Exactly. How do we know that Jesus or whoever will start in Jerusalem or based on our GMT time zones? Or where else would he start? What if he's late?

And if the earthquake sweeps across timezones, it will start in one spot and move in one direction right? So does that mean on the other side of the line, someone knows about the rapture 23 hours ahead of time as they watch the destruction move west?

I'm sure they could go out to Walmart and get a bible to start praying...it'll be on DEEP DISCOUNT Stick Out Tongue
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Favrerox
05-20-2011 at 12:00 PM.
05-20-2011 at 12:00 PM.
Quote from ixijimixi :
If even a quarter of these "Christians" read their bibles and started acting like Christ would like them to, we'd have plenty more non-issues.
Yup! If someone's life doesn't match their belief, then it doesn't matter what they "call" themselves. I can call myself a cage fighter, but if I get into a match with a trained MMA/whatever, you'll see exactly how false my claim was.

However; that does not mean that I or you can't learn how to become a cage fighter, or that it excuses you/I from ever having to learn.

But yeah - Christians give Christians a bad name.
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ixijimixi
05-20-2011 at 12:11 PM.
05-20-2011 at 12:11 PM.
Quote from jlhagen :
http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/...rning.aspx

6PM local time, everywhere... The rapture is smart as hell.. not only will the earthquakes know the boundaries of our times zones, they will also obediently sweep across the globe hour by hour until we have all felt the wrath.
Great...I just hope none of the Bruins are believers.

At least, none of the first couple of lines and Tim Thomas...
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jmullaby
05-20-2011 at 12:35 PM.
05-20-2011 at 12:35 PM.
Quote from Ardin :
Bad price...the service used to be $110.
Must be simple supply and demand as the rapture nears and good christian folks are doing right by their pets.
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Zoe Moon
05-20-2011 at 12:37 PM.
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05-20-2011 at 12:40 PM.
05-20-2011 at 12:40 PM.
Quote from linuxworks :
nope. only 1 term.
(you said elected, right?)
We have the best Supreme Court Justices that money can buy!

Quote from Ardin :
People elected the O man as well so...
Given the alternative (McCain/Palin), what else could we have done? Vote "None of the Above"?

Quote from jrbdmb :
Are there any "in-flight" movies for those participating in The Rapture? Might I suggest ...



And BTW, if those "Raptured" leave there clothes behind, doesn't that mean they are flying around buck nekkid, therefore immoral, therefore undeserving of Rapture?
I tried reading Left Behind a year or two ago, as a non-beleiver, just seeing if it would be a good fiction read. I couldn't even get through half of it. It's kind of funny. I guess the book must be affirming in some way, to those who beleive. To those who don't beleive, it just isn't palatable.

As for the timing of this cataclysm, I'm sure Jesus is on board with GMT.
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slickys
05-20-2011 at 12:41 PM.
05-20-2011 at 12:41 PM.
Quote from Ardin :
People elected the O man as well so...
Something tells me that those who believe in the rapture have a very different political slant. I believe dubya was a great recipient of their votes.
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Ardin
05-20-2011 at 01:39 PM.
05-20-2011 at 01:39 PM.
Quote from Deal Explorer :
Given the alternative (McCain/Palin), what else could we have done? Vote "None of the Above"?
Ummm, yeah? Pick your poison, but Obama is an embarrassment. Those who voted for him because it would be historic, or because he was "cool", or because he had a D behind his name didn't do this country any good.

Quote from slickys :
Something tells me that those who believe in the rapture have a very different political slant. I believe dubya was a great recipient of their votes.
Some believe in God, others in the big bang. There's always going to be someone who thinks your beliefs are silly.
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jeba9999
05-20-2011 at 03:19 PM.
05-20-2011 at 03:19 PM.
It is May 21 in Jerusalem now......... I guess Jesus is a late sleeper
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Mad Scientist
05-20-2011 at 03:27 PM.
05-20-2011 at 03:27 PM.
It's a scam, everyone knows that during the rapture, atheists will go straight to hell.
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FellaTee
05-20-2011 at 06:28 PM.
05-20-2011 at 06:28 PM.
Quote from jeba9999 :
It is May 21 in Jerusalem now......... I guess Jesus is a late sleeper

Give him a break, you'd not get up in the middle of the night with a long day like that ahead of you!
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BoomSchtick
05-20-2011 at 06:44 PM.
05-20-2011 at 06:44 PM.
Quote from ecsa0014 :
Nah, read the FAQ, They are confirmed atheists. So no rapture for them.
Wouldn't they question their godless beliefs if ALL the religious people on the planet are instantaneously translated?

Seems like that'd change my mind if I was not a believer to begin with... laugh out loud
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denverdude
05-21-2011 at 04:18 AM.
05-21-2011 at 04:18 AM.
Quote from ecsa0014 :
The way I always heard it was the rightous would ascend to heaven while the rest of us would be left behind.
Source: I have a father who is really into this.
I seriously urge you to rephrase what you've put under 'Source'. Smilie
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ecsa0014
05-21-2011 at 09:53 AM.
05-21-2011 at 09:53 AM.
Quote from denverdude :
I seriously urge you to rephrase what you've put under 'Source'. Smilie
Maybe I'm a being little dense but I'm seeing anything wrong with that statement.
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linuxworks
05-21-2011 at 11:07 AM.
05-21-2011 at 11:07 AM.
Code:
int armageddon (void) {
  int god=0;
  return (0/god);  // the end is near!
}
I've compiled it but I'm not sure I want to try running it...
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