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RETIRED: The VVileswrog Thread where VViles is practicing her J-E-T-S chant!!

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I heart my Jets!! Blowkiss



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AbbyGabby
07-25-2011 at 05:39 PM.
07-25-2011 at 05:39 PM.
i started a thread of dirty limericks today, in an attempt to make a few people smile. well i came across this in my search and just had to post it here for Llama Blowkiss


There was a young gigolo named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know.
While women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
Llama's are numero uno!"
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Frogstar
07-25-2011 at 07:30 PM.
07-25-2011 at 07:30 PM.
Hm... I think there's an alpaca farm near here, is that close enough?
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vviles
07-25-2011 at 07:40 PM.
07-25-2011 at 07:40 PM.
Quote from Frogstar :
Hm... I think there's an alpaca farm near here, is that close enough?
I think so but he is so snooty to his alpaca brethren Sadwalk
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beowulf7
07-25-2011 at 10:00 PM.
07-25-2011 at 10:00 PM.
Quote from wiles :
my first 5 steps were fine, then PAIN set in Roll
I"m poppin an advil and hitting up interval strength and an extra half hr of cardio supersets tonight though Wink
I have a hair appt and miss my fave abs class tomorrow Crying2

Added to my list heart
Like a Marines t-shirt I have says: "Pain is weakness leaving the body" Cool.

wiley's list FTW! Whee

Are you ready for some football?! Whee
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The Llama
07-25-2011 at 11:41 PM.
07-25-2011 at 11:41 PM.
Quote from jmegirl :
i started a thread of dirty limericks today, in an attempt to make a few people smile. well i came across this in my search and just had to post it here for Llama Blowkiss


There was a young gigolo named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know.
While women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
Llama's are numero uno!"
It's true

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I think so but he is so snooty to his alpaca brethren Sadwalk
Also true
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The Llama
07-26-2011 at 12:12 AM.
07-26-2011 at 12:12 AM.
There once was a girlie named wiles
Who had a particular style
Said she to the thread
It's usually head
But sometimes I like to dog pile
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VorlonFrog
07-26-2011 at 04:08 AM.
07-26-2011 at 04:08 AM.


Went to bed with a headache last night, woke up with it at 5 am, hurting even worse.
Here's hoping two aspirin, a bagel, and coffee will chase it away.
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AbbyGabby
07-26-2011 at 05:56 AM.
07-26-2011 at 05:56 AM.
Quote from beowulf7 :
Are you ready for some football?! Whee
Iagree

I am ready for some football!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rock
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It's true
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Quote from The Llama :
There once was a girlie named wiles
Who had a particular style
Said she to the thread
It's usually head
But sometimes I like to dog pile
Crylol

Pretty good writing for a llama!
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Went to bed with a headache last night, woke up with it at 5 am, hurting even worse.
Here's hoping two aspirin, a bagel, and coffee will chase it away.
Comfort

Look at it this way. At least it's not Monday anymore!
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vviles
07-26-2011 at 06:26 AM.
07-26-2011 at 06:26 AM.
Quote from beowulf7 :
Like a Marines t-shirt I have says: "Pain is weakness leaving the body"

wiley's list FTW!

Are you ready for some football?! Whee
JETS!!! Groupwave

Quote from The Llama :
There once was a girlie named wiles
Who had a particular style
Said she to the thread
It's usually head
But sometimes I like to dog pile
you are creative, fuzzy one
Bowdown

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Iagree

I am ready for some football!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rock

Wave

Crylol

Pretty good writing for a llama!

Comfort

Look at it this way. At least it's not Monday anymore!
mmmm hot QBs FTW
I was @ a bar w my "mommy" friend and TT was on some show doing good deeds, as usual. I think i mortified her talking about taking his virginity and doing nasty stuff to him. It was a great night woot
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AbbyGabby
07-26-2011 at 06:46 AM.
07-26-2011 at 06:46 AM.
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I was @ a bar w my "mommy" friend and TT was on some show doing good deeds, as usual. I think i mortified her talking about taking his virginity and doing nasty stuff to him. It was a great night woot
LMAO

That's my vviles! Bowdown
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vviles
07-26-2011 at 07:27 AM.
07-26-2011 at 07:27 AM.
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LMAO

That's my vviles! Bowdown
think about it
he's super hot
and super good

wouldn't it be hilarious to freaking RUIN him Roll

picture TT showing up to practice all hung over, limping, stinking of stale beer and sex. EEK!
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AbbyGabby
07-26-2011 at 07:30 AM.
07-26-2011 at 07:30 AM.
i think he'd show up to practice, reflect on what he did the night before, and totally just...cry.

like this!




wait, he already has done that! Rofl2

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VorlonFrog
07-26-2011 at 07:34 AM.
07-26-2011 at 07:34 AM.
Quote from wiles :
think about it
he's super hot
and super good

wouldn't it be hilarious to freaking RUIN him Roll

picture TT showing up to practice all hung over, limping, stinking of stale beer and sex. EEK!
Your mission, VViles, is to detain Mr. Tebow the evening before practice. You and your entire IMF team (you, yourself, and VViles, that is) should insure he is completely inebriated, sore, unrested, and thoroughly farked dry, before releasing him. If you or any member of your team is captured, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your existence.

Good luck, VViles.

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07-26-2011 at 07:38 AM.
07-26-2011 at 07:38 AM.
Quote from jmegirl :
i think he'd show up to practice, reflect on what he did the night before, and totally just...cry.

like this!




wait, he already has done that! Rofl2

he'd cry afterwards too, and ask me to hold him and freaking get my pillows all wet Angry

It's be like nailing a chick Annoyed
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07-26-2011 at 07:41 AM.
07-26-2011 at 07:41 AM.
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NOV 17, Jets are @ Denver
I'd have to complete my mission that weekend to wipe him off the roster Evillaugh

UGH he's a sensitive goody goody but damn he's STILL hot

Annoyed
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