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Should I fire this guy?

7,411 1,848 August 25, 2011 at 10:15 AM in Chat
So the other day my buddy over at UPS sends me a resume.....from one of my own employees!!!

Here's the deal. I manage a small medical supplies company with about 25 or so employees. Well we have this one guy working in the loading bay that drives the fork lifts. He and the UPS guy are always going behind the building and getting stone. He thinks I don't know, but his poor job performance and blood shot eyes give it away

Anyway. The UPS guy is just as much of a stoner like I said, and he told my stoner employee about an opening driving lifts at the UPS distribution center near by. I guess my guy thinks he has an "in" at the company. Well my stoner must have put my email address instead of his on the resume because I just got an email from UPS thanking me for my resume, but the email was addressed to him.

What do you think? Should I fire this guy? I already had a meeting telling him he's not a good fit, but unfortunately I don't even have a monkey that can drive the lifts right now.
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vec
08-25-2011 at 12:23 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:23 PM.
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This office?
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You know, I've been meaning to talk to you about that - you should get some pictures to hang up on the wall.

Or at least some girl monkeys so the one on the door doesn't get lonely.
White-out the porn? laugh out loud
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08-25-2011 at 12:24 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:24 PM.
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White-out the porn? laugh out loud
That's not white-out. EEK!
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Maleficent
08-25-2011 at 12:24 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:24 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
It's never been washed if that's what you mean....and it has little hand prints all over like it was on the set of Don't Be Afraid of the Dark.
Ummm... eh, what the hell! Whee

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White-out the porn? laugh out loud

Roll
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ALVSGIRLY
08-25-2011 at 12:24 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:24 PM.
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This office?
I thought I told you to get your shoes off that desk!
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vec
08-25-2011 at 12:25 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:25 PM.
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That's not white-out. EEK!
bull semen?
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08-25-2011 at 12:25 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:25 PM.
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I thought I told you to get your shoes off that desk!
laugh out loud

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bull semen?
Lol2


OMG vec! When I die of laughter, I'm going to haunt you! Crylol
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08-25-2011 at 12:26 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:26 PM.
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bull semen?
Thumbup

At least thank me for the set-up.
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08-25-2011 at 12:28 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:28 PM.
Quote from vec :
White-out the porn? laugh out loud
i don't want him seeing any clue of which med supply company i work at. he'll just call the cops.
Quote from IVIal :
Ummm... eh, what the hell! Whee




Roll
can you drife? I don't think it's safe for me to drive right now..
Quote from ALVSGIRLY :
I thought I told you to get your shoes off that desk!
where's my sammich
Quote from vec :
bull semen?
i told you yesterday they'd be calling me for another sample.

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Thumbup

At least thank me for the set-up.

High Five
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08-25-2011 at 12:29 PM.
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OMG vec! When I die of laughter, I'm going to haunt you! Crylol
You won't be the only ghost\demon\spirt haunting me laugh out loud
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Thumbup

At least thank me for the set-up.
Thank you for the set-up laugh out loud
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i don't want him seeing any clue of which med supply company i work at. he'll just call the cops.
Facepalm laugh out loud
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08-25-2011 at 12:29 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:29 PM.
Quote from chewspam :
i don't want him seeing any clue of which med supply company i work at. he'll just call the cops.
Good point. And I kinda need this job.

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can you drife? I don't think it's safe for me to drive right now..
Sure - I'm just drunk. You're drunk and high.

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You won't be the only ghost\demon\spirt haunting me laugh out loud
But I will be the only ghost throwing heavy books at you when you sleep... Muahaha
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08-25-2011 at 12:30 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:30 PM.
i feel Sick
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08-25-2011 at 12:31 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:31 PM.
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i feel Sick
I told you stop after you had that fifth shot of tequila!
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08-25-2011 at 12:32 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:32 PM.
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But I will be the only ghost throwing heavy books at you when you sleep... Muahaha
You need a better plan than that. The other ghosts\demons\spirits keep me awake at night Sadwalk
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08-25-2011 at 12:32 PM.
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I told you stop after you had that fifth shot of tequila!

oh that's sounds as good as sex right now. drool
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08-25-2011 at 12:33 PM.
08-25-2011 at 12:33 PM.
Quote from vec :
You need a better plan than that. The other ghosts\demons\spirits keep me awake at night Sadwalk
Yes, but do they throw heavy things at you? Sly

Quote from chewspam :
oh that's sounds as good as sex right now. drool
Again?!


Hot damn dude, you're a machine.
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