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Rule #1: Lulzy and whimsical topics only.
Rule #2: There is no rule #2.
Rule #3: These rules may change at any given moment in time.

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08-25-2011 at 09:03 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:03 AM.
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You only need a minute?! Ermm

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08-25-2011 at 09:03 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:03 AM.
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I'll bet! I have family members who get them like that.
I'm not alone! Whee
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All cleared up now woot
This is the only symptom I've ever shown, started when I was around 19.
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08-25-2011 at 09:04 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:04 AM.
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You taking advantage of her unconsciousness? No. Just the argument leading up to it. Popcorn
Unconscious make-up sex.

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08-25-2011 at 09:05 AM.
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Unconscious make-up sex.

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It's not really make up sex if only one of you is actively participating. laugh out loud
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08-25-2011 at 09:06 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:06 AM.
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It's not really make up sex if only one of you is actively participating. laugh out loud
It's the thought that counts?
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08-25-2011 at 09:06 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:06 AM.
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It's why I suck at playing "just the tip."

That's like... all that really happens.
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I heard he only needs 30 seconds... Hide
I bet he doesn't even get the bra off before he explodes Down
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08-25-2011 at 09:07 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:07 AM.
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I heard he only needs 30 seconds... Hide
EEK!

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I bet he doesn't even get the bra off before he explodes Down
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Well, the blow-up doll's bra is printed on...
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08-25-2011 at 09:09 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:09 AM.
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Well, the blow-up doll's bra is printed on...
The friction is too much to handle!

COME ON.
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08-25-2011 at 09:09 AM.
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Well, the blow-up doll's bra is printed on...
Maybe someone should tell him this laugh out loud
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08-25-2011 at 09:11 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:11 AM.
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The friction is too much to handle!

COME ON.
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Wait, was that too much friction?
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08-25-2011 at 09:12 AM.
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Comfort

Wait, was that too much friction?
Maeby.

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08-25-2011 at 09:14 AM.
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Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey :
It's the thought that counts?
That doesn't work so well in this case... LMAO

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I bet he doesn't even get the bra off before he explodes Down
Well yeah, all that fumbling back there, it takes more than 30 seconds... Coverlaugh

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Well, the blow-up doll's bra is printed on...
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The friction is too much to handle!

COME ON.
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Comfort

Wait, was that too much friction?
Depends - how long has it been since he's gotten some? Hide
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08-25-2011 at 09:14 AM.
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Maeby.

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08-25-2011 at 09:16 AM.
08-25-2011 at 09:16 AM.
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Well yeah, all that fumbling back there, it takes more than 30 seconds... Coverlaugh
Back there?

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Depends - how long has it been since he's gotten some? Hide
Define "some"... Big Grin

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:sigh: [amazon.com]
Sorry, I don't use those.

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08-25-2011 at 09:19 AM.
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Back there?
Unless she's wearing a bra that hooks on the front, yeah, that's usually where the bra hooks are found. Harhar
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