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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
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cajungirl
10-12-2006 at 07:45 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:45 AM.
they wanted to pump his hose for him
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thegoalie
10-12-2006 at 07:46 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:46 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ :
So a guy asking you about your vehicle = gay overtures?
A guy breaking the ice by asking about my vehicle, but then asking about my personal life and interests... yes, that's gay.
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luxuryoils
10-12-2006 at 07:46 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:46 AM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
... even his subject states "OT Welcome"... hmm... Scratchhead
That is on the bottom half of the License plate frame.
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DNC
10-12-2006 at 07:47 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:47 AM.
Quote from luxuryoils :
That is on the bottom half of the License plate frame.
And the plate said BUTSEKS
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~Kimber~
10-12-2006 at 07:48 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:48 AM.
Quote from thegoalie :
A guy breaking the ice by asking about my vehicle, but then asking about my personal life and interests... yes, that's gay.
Yet, you took their business cards anyway.. Have you called them yet?
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stimpy
10-12-2006 at 07:53 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:53 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ :
Yet, you took their business cards anyway.. Have you called them yet?
Good point, he prolly didn't want to hurt their fragile gay feelings, Roll Eyes (Sarcastic) ..as if they don't deal with enough crap in their lives. Ohmy
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Drio
10-12-2006 at 07:53 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:53 AM.
Quote from thegoalie :
A guy breaking the ice by asking about my vehicle, but then asking about my personal life and interests... yes, that's gay.
Uh oh... I asked about your new car then your personal life just last week! EEK! I covered it up by asking to see pics of your GF to throw you off my tracks. look around

Ok.. not on the gay thing... but on the gas station hookup thing. I had a friend go into a gas station one evening and this girl was giving him the eye. Well she just suddenly grabbed him... pulled him into the bathroom.. dropped trousers and bent over. Normally I wouldn't believe this story out of anyone else's mouth... but this is the life this guy had. The craziest things happened to him on a daily basis. He hit it.

Yet another sidenote.. growing up we had a BP nearby. We used to call it the Big Peni$. Maybe others also use that name....
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10-12-2006 at 07:53 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:53 AM.
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And the plate said BUTSEKS
PIIMB
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Ram|bunc|tious
10-12-2006 at 07:54 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:54 AM.
Crylol
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10-12-2006 at 07:54 AM.
10-12-2006 at 07:54 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ :
Yet, you took their business cards anyway.. Have you called them yet?
Are you crazy? I don't want to appear desperate. You have to wait a few days.
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luxuryoils
10-12-2006 at 08:02 AM.
10-12-2006 at 08:02 AM.
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Are you crazy? I don't want to appear desperate. You have to wait a few days.
I'm STILL waiting by the phone nightly. Weeping
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10-12-2006 at 08:03 AM.
10-12-2006 at 08:03 AM.
laugh out loud Oh my gosh, you all are too clever -- this thread is cracking me up.

The question that nobody has asked yet:

Is your spoiler popping up while talking to these guys?
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10-12-2006 at 08:05 AM.
10-12-2006 at 08:05 AM.
Quote from Rebate Addict :
laugh out loud Oh my gosh, you all are too clever -- this thread is cracking me up.

The question that nobody has asked yet:

Is your spoiler popping up while talking to these guys?
laugh out loud

I got a clue. A massive, raging clue.



*I hope someone understands that. I know The Raddish will.
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Hitokiri
10-12-2006 at 08:09 AM.
10-12-2006 at 08:09 AM.
Quote from thegoalie :
laugh out loud

I got a clue. A massive, raging clue.



*I hope someone understands that. I know The Raddish will.

LMAO that was the best ..did you shoot clue goo on them?
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Drio
10-12-2006 at 08:09 AM.
10-12-2006 at 08:09 AM.
Quote from thegoalie :
laugh out loud

I got a clue. A massive, raging clue.



*I hope someone understands that. I know The Raddish will.
Oh my gawwwd... now my clue is pointing over there... oh it's maaathive... LMAO
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