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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?

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Pinetree09
10-21-2006 at 08:37 PM.
10-21-2006 at 08:37 PM.
I see your problem: Hey man, how do you like that Crossfire?
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emelvee
10-21-2006 at 08:38 PM.
10-21-2006 at 08:38 PM.
just checking in to see if they've met up in the car wash yet.
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TigerStar
10-21-2006 at 08:44 PM.
10-21-2006 at 08:44 PM.
Quote from hoseman666 :
For future reference, thegoalie:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0101/shake.html

WTH?
Did anyone else go to this website? I was looking for the
"Hey asshat, nothing here is real" disclaimer.
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caveat depascor
10-21-2006 at 08:47 PM.
10-21-2006 at 08:47 PM.
Quote from TigerStar :
WTH?
Did anyone else go to this website? I was looking for the
"Hey asshat, nothing here is real" disclaimer.
It's right between the www. and the .org. How did you miss it?
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thegoalie
10-21-2006 at 08:49 PM.
10-21-2006 at 08:49 PM.
Quote from caveat depascor :
The conversation as reported does not seem all that much like a pick up. Either the OP has left off some lingisitcal nuance or the fact the the other guy had his hand down goalies pants.
This is the same guy who hit on me 18 months ago, AND gave me his business card back then. The conversation I posted hasn't turned into a pickup yet, only because I bailed before it turned into one.
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chanle51
10-21-2006 at 08:51 PM.
10-21-2006 at 08:51 PM.
I can't imagine that a gentleman who prefers the company of other gentlemen would be enamored by the fact that one drives a Chrysler. I'd guess it's a part of town that favors that demographic or that certain vibes were being sent out.
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kumpooterjooser
10-21-2006 at 09:06 PM.
10-21-2006 at 09:06 PM.
Quote from TigerStar :
WTH?
Did anyone else go to this website? I was looking for the
"Hey asshat, nothing here is real" disclaimer.


shake head shake head shake head
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thegoalie
01-15-2007 at 07:50 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:50 PM.
Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system.
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.The Boss
01-15-2007 at 07:51 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:51 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system.
Dontknow Maybe you are or look gay. Nice avatar.
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cajungirl
01-15-2007 at 07:52 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:52 PM.
maybe its a gay grocerDontknow
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rayzac | Staff
01-15-2007 at 07:53 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:53 PM.
Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.
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cajungirl
01-15-2007 at 07:54 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:54 PM.
Quote from rayzac99 :
Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.
laugh out loud
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thegoalie
01-15-2007 at 07:55 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:55 PM.
Quote from rayzac99 :
Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.
No celery option???

Celery
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WoodyWoodPecker
01-15-2007 at 07:55 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:55 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system.
Have you ever heard of the term queer bait ? j/k But you do seem to be hit on a lot. Are you putting out some vibes that you don't realize ? Dontknow
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rayzac | Staff
01-15-2007 at 07:55 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:55 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
No celery option???

Celery
Only if it's wilted and limp.
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