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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?

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bobbyfk
01-15-2007 at 07:56 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:56 PM.
why dont you moveDontknow
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thegoalie
01-15-2007 at 07:57 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:57 PM.
Quote from WoodyWoodPecker :
Have you ever heard of the term queer bait ? j/k But you do seem to be hit on a lot. Are you putting out some vibes that you don't realize ? Dontknow
Possibly. I usually dress nicely. That's probably it.
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rayzac | Staff
01-15-2007 at 07:58 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:58 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Possibly. I usually dress nicely. That's probably it.
They always blame the clothes.
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Zoe Moon
01-15-2007 at 07:59 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:59 PM.
Most gay men I know have good gaydar. Are you sure you're not putting out a gay vibe?
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WoodyWoodPecker
01-15-2007 at 07:59 PM.
01-15-2007 at 07:59 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Possibly. I usually dress nicely. That's probably it.
That must be it ! They think that since you dress nice you must be gay. Dontknow
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cajungirl
01-15-2007 at 08:00 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:00 PM.
Quote from Zoe Moon :
Most gay men I know have good gaydar. Are you sure you're not putting out a gay vibe?
laugh out loud
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Piccaboo
01-15-2007 at 08:02 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:02 PM.
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Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.

LMAO laugh out loud
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Saranndippity
01-15-2007 at 08:04 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:04 PM.
Um. Why does it matter? Are you sure they're "trying to pick you up"??? Maybe they're just being friendly guys. You know, guys talk to each other in lines you know. Or, at least they do down here in the South. Maybe they're just being friendly.
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01-15-2007 at 08:06 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:06 PM.
I must dress like a slob because I have women hit on me all the time.
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CrazyCatJade
01-15-2007 at 08:07 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:07 PM.
It's the car. And nice smile. Do you live in a state where homo marriage is allowed? If it is, and you have nice teeth, they might be after your insurance benefits.

Aww, I'm sorry Ray. I'll stop.
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Piccaboo
01-15-2007 at 08:07 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:07 PM.
Quote from rayzac99 :
I must dress like a slob because I have women hit on me all the time.

It's the dogs, you have the dogs with ya don't ya; women are suckers for men with dogs Wink
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SuperNinja
01-15-2007 at 08:07 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:07 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Update!

Got gay hit on tonight at the supermarket. Here's the interesting part, it was the same formula as all the other guys use. They all ask my occupation. And then they all say their company is looking to hire an engineer, and that's the bait that gets them to exchange phone numbers.

Clever system.
So you're saying he got up in you? Scratchhead
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Schooby
01-15-2007 at 08:08 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:08 PM.
Quote from rayzac99 :
Add a poll.

Paranoia

or

Wishful thinking.
Rofl2 Rofl2 Rofl2

Quote from rayzac99 :
They always blame the clothes.
When we know it's those purdy white teeth Evillaugh
laugh out loud
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rayzac | Staff
01-15-2007 at 08:08 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:08 PM.
The latest freaked me out. I pull into the gas station. She is sitting in a car next to me. I get out and start pumping the gas. She gets out and comes over and asks if I wanted something to read in my spare time. I got all excited and looked down and is was some Jesus brochure. I think they had a special going on the saviour. Either way, I said no thanks and told her to have a nice day.
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CrazyCatJade
01-15-2007 at 08:11 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:11 PM.
Quote from rayzac99 :
The latest freaked me out. I pull into the gas station. She is sitting in a car next to me. I get out and start pumping the gas. She gets out and comes over and asks if I wanted something to read in my spare time. I got all excited and looked down and is was some Jesus brochure. I think they had a special going on the saviour. Either way, I said no thanks and told her to have a nice day.

Crylol
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