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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
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01-15-2007 at 08:17 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:17 PM.
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Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?
They just think your cute driving around in your saturn?
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01-15-2007 at 08:21 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:21 PM.
think of it this way josh, next time a guy comes up to you size him up. It he is nicely dressed, about your size, and cute, go for it. You can double your wardrobe like that.
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01-15-2007 at 08:25 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:25 PM.
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think of it this way josh, next time a guy comes up to you size him up. It he is nicely dressed, about your size, and cute, go for it. You can double your wardrobe like that.
And just think. No more getting yelled at for not putting the toilet seat down. laugh out loud
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01-15-2007 at 08:27 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:27 PM.
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And just think. No more getting yelled at for not putting the toilet seat down. laugh out loud
That's why I did it. Oh and now girls feel comfortable confiding in me and I do not get slapped for touching their boobs. The perks of being gay.
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bobbyfk
01-15-2007 at 08:29 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:29 PM.
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The latest freaked me out. I pull into the gas station. She is sitting in a car next to me. I get out and start pumping the gas. She gets out and comes over and asks if I wanted something to read in my spare time. I got all excited and looked down and is was some Jesus brochure. I think they had a special going on the saviour. Either way, I said no thanks and told her to have a nice day.
laugh out loud
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01-15-2007 at 08:34 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:34 PM.
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think of it this way josh, next time a guy comes up to you size him up. It he is nicely dressed, about your size, and cute, go for it. You can double your wardrobe like that.
LMAO
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01-15-2007 at 08:34 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:34 PM.
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That's why I did it. Oh and now girls feel comfortable confiding in me and I do not get slapped for touching their boobs. The perks of being gay.
I never understood that. If a chick grabbed my boobs, automatically I'd be pissed, call her a lesbian and vow to never speak to her again because she embarrased me. BUT if a gay male touched my boob, i'd think "Oh, he's just gay. He doesn't mean anything. I feel bad that he doesn't have boobs of his own."
WTF? Why do I htink that?
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01-15-2007 at 08:37 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:37 PM.
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I never understood that. If a chick grabbed my boobs, automatically I'd be pissed, call her a lesbian and vow to never speak to her again because she embarrased me. BUT if a gay male touched my boob, i'd think "Oh, he's just gay. He doesn't mean anything. I feel bad that he doesn't have boobs of his own."
WTF? Why do I htink that?
We actually play games. I went you with a friend and she had a nice shirt on. We were playing pool and I told her that handprints on her double Ds would look awesome under the blacklight. I chalcked my hands up and went for it. I so wish I had a camera. No one could stop staring.
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01-15-2007 at 08:38 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:38 PM.
Quote from Saranndippity :
I never understood that. If a chick grabbed my boobs, automatically I'd be pissed, call her a lesbian and vow to never speak to her again because she embarrased me. BUT if a gay male touched my boob, i'd think "Oh, he's just gay. He doesn't mean anything. I feel bad that he doesn't have boobs of his own."
WTF? Why do I htink that?
Probably becuase boys are yummy. yummy
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01-15-2007 at 08:38 PM.
01-15-2007 at 08:38 PM.
Hay goalie, I found out today my companies insurance plan now covers domestic partners. You got good coverage? :wink:
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01-15-2007 at 09:40 PM.
01-15-2007 at 09:40 PM.
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Hay goalie, I found out today my companies insurance plan now covers domestic partners. You got good coverage? :wink:
We've been trying for that in our district..no go so far.
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01-17-2007 at 08:25 PM.
01-17-2007 at 08:25 PM.
Are you a homophobe?
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Landers
01-17-2007 at 08:30 PM.
01-17-2007 at 08:30 PM.
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Are you a homophobe?
Another wonderful liberal word. Pray tell, what is your definition of "Homophobe"?
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01-17-2007 at 09:05 PM.
01-17-2007 at 09:05 PM.
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Another wonderful liberal word. Pray tell, what is your definition of "Homophobe"?
Isn't it like carrot and carat, different words pronounced the same?
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point5mann
01-17-2007 at 09:23 PM.
01-17-2007 at 09:23 PM.
Ha ha... yeah... like two, to and too.
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