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Gay Gas Station? **Update** Happened at the supermarket tonight.

7,598 277 October 12, 2006 at 06:45 AM in Autos (2)
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?

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.The Boss
06-12-2007 at 01:02 PM.
06-12-2007 at 01:02 PM.
I'd like an update on this matter.
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jvu
06-12-2007 at 01:04 PM.
06-12-2007 at 01:04 PM.
Quote from .The Boss :
I'd like an update on this matter.
He hooked up with the gas station clerk.
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saint.
06-12-2007 at 01:04 PM.
06-12-2007 at 01:04 PM.
Quote from Jv :
He hooked up with the gas station clerk.
he's working there part time alsolaugh out loud
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SnakePlisken
06-12-2007 at 01:05 PM.
06-12-2007 at 01:05 PM.
Quote from .The Boss :
I'd like an update on this matter.
How far up do you want it?
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thegoalie
06-12-2007 at 01:13 PM.
06-12-2007 at 01:13 PM.
Quote from .The Boss :
I'd like an update on this matter.
There isn't anything new to report. Haven't been gay hit on since the supermarket guy.
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.The Boss
06-12-2007 at 01:18 PM.
06-12-2007 at 01:18 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
There isn't anything new to report. Haven't been gay hit on since the supermarket guy.
well, I'm certainly glad to hear that.

Have a nice day, sir.
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thegoalie
06-12-2007 at 01:20 PM.
06-12-2007 at 01:20 PM.
Quote from .The Boss :
well, I'm certainly glad to hear that.

Have a nice day, sir.
You too, jefe.
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stimpy
06-12-2007 at 02:41 PM.
06-12-2007 at 02:41 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
There isn't anything new to report. Haven't been gay hit on since the supermarket guy.
Quote from .The Boss :
well, I'm certainly glad to hear that.

Have a nice day, sir.
Quote from thegoalie :
You too, jefe.
WTF is not gay about that exchange?





Hide <---- with duct tape, just in case you find me.
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myselfdotcom
06-12-2007 at 02:46 PM.
06-12-2007 at 02:46 PM.
the other team can sense it...that you are ..maybe you should come out of the closet too LOL
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DC
06-12-2007 at 02:57 PM.
06-12-2007 at 02:57 PM.
Quote from stimpy :
with duct tape, just in case you find me.
For your pee pee or your pooper?
LMAO


EEK!
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BrainFreeze
06-12-2007 at 02:58 PM.
06-12-2007 at 02:58 PM.
Quote from thegoalie :
Okay, here's the deal. I moved to a new neighborhood about two years ago when I purchased my house. In the last two years, I've been homosexually hit on four times. Each time was at the BP gas station by my house. The last time this happened was yesterday. It actually doesn't surprise me much because I'm driving a kick-ass car now... but the first three times I was driving a POS 12 year old Saturn, so there's really no excuse for that.

I only go to this gas station for about 50% of my fill ups, yet I haven't been hit on in any other gas station.

I fill up once a week * 2 years * 50% of my fill ups = Getting gay hit on 8% of the time!!! EEK!

Is this a gay gas station? Are gas stations typically hotbeds of homosexual activity?


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Ram|bunc|tious
06-12-2007 at 03:00 PM.
06-12-2007 at 03:00 PM.
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DC
06-12-2007 at 03:01 PM.
06-12-2007 at 03:01 PM.
Quote from Ram|bunc|tious :
Do you drive a gremlin? Whistling
LMAO LMAO
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Nibs
06-12-2007 at 03:29 PM.
06-12-2007 at 03:29 PM.
Wow this may be the funniest thread ive ever read LMAO LMAO
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BrainFreeze
06-12-2007 at 04:23 PM.
06-12-2007 at 04:23 PM.
Quote from A Family Guy Episode :
One day you'll marry a honey....
Who cute and is funny....
And has lots of money....
And his name will be TED LMAO
LMAO I just thought I'd quote this line because it seems to fit you in this case. LMAO
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