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Mom2Pooches - Analyze this!
October 18, 2006 at
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I was impressed with your analysis of J. Bourne. Will you...gulp...do me too?
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He's my favorite Metrosexual here in the lounge. Only the Lil Rammer can get away with crashing a girls only slumber party and end up chest high in silk, thongs and perfumed hair. He has a way with pillow talk that wins over even the most reluctant of the fair haired sex. Who can resist post after post of rose petals and candles? The love notes, the hot tub and massage left many a girl lounger sighing for more. Pity the poor husbands left cold by comparison. The Rammer is almost one of us girls...but that difference is so delicious that we squirm at the thought of it. Finally...a Man who truly understands us! Not only does he embrace our mystery but he actually celebrates all things woman. We talk and he listens....the seduction is complete.
That doesn't mean the Rammer lacks male friends. He can horndog with the best of them when such male rituals are required. You could easily find him chugging beer in one thread with the guys and then offering to paint one of the lady loungers toenails in another....seamlessly.
Rammer is a giver. Here and in RL and sometimes we are allowed to peek behind the veil that separates this dark and dingy Lounge from the brightness that is his life and glimpse, if but for a moment the goodness that is possible. Lost his job but still gave freely from whatever funds he had left because he saw another in need. No questions asked...no thanks needed...would do it all again tomorrow.
Where others make plans and discuss, you roll up sleeves and do. Your only regret is you feel you never do enough. Rest assured...you do.
... that being said, didn't I order a sandwich?
He's my favorite Metrosexual here in the lounge. Only the Lil Rammer can get away with crashing a girls only slumber party and end up chest high in silk, thongs and perfumed hair. He has a way with pillow talk that wins over even the most reluctant of the fair haired sex. Who can resist post after post of rose petals and candles? The love notes, the hot tub and massage left many a girl lounger sighing for more. Pity the poor husbands left cold by comparison. The Rammer is almost one of us girls...but that difference is so delicious that we squirm at the thought of it. Finally...a Man who truly understands us! Not only does he embrace our mystery but he actually celebrates all things woman. We talk and he listens....the seduction is complete.
That doesn't mean the Rammer lacks male friends. He can horndog with the best of them when such male rituals are required. You could easily find him chugging beer in one thread with the guys and then offering to paint one of the lady loungers toenails in another....seamlessly.
Rammer is a giver. Here and in RL and sometimes we are allowed to peek behind the veil that separates this dark and dingy Lounge from the brightness that is his life and glimpse, if but for a moment the goodness that is possible. Lost his job but still gave freely from whatever funds he had left because he saw another in need. No questions asked...no thanks needed...would do it all again tomorrow.
Where others make plans and discuss, you roll up sleeves and do. Your only regret is you feel you never do enough. Rest assured...you do.
however, Mt2p... u forgot to add that ram is one of the worst poker players alive, and his homerism for virginia tech blinds his true vision of what is right and wrong
however, Mt2p... u forgot to add that ram is one of the worst poker players alive, and his homerism for Virginia Tech blinds his true vision of what is right and wrong
He's my favorite Metrosexual here in the lounge. Only the Lil Rammer can get away with crashing a girls only slumber party and end up chest high in silk, thongs and perfumed hair. He has a way with pillow talk that wins over even the most reluctant of the fair haired sex. Who can resist post after post of rose petals and candles? The love notes, the hot tub and massage left many a girl lounger sighing for more. Pity the poor husbands left cold by comparison. The Rammer is almost one of us girls...but that difference is so delicious that we squirm at the thought of it. Finally...a Man who truly understands us! Not only does he embrace our mystery but he actually celebrates all things woman. We talk and he listens....the seduction is complete.
That doesn't mean the Rammer lacks male friends. He can horndog with the best of them when such male rituals are required. You could easily find him chugging beer in one thread with the guys and then offering to paint one of the lady loungers toenails in another....seamlessly.
Rammer is a giver. Here and in RL and sometimes we are allowed to peek behind the veil that separates this dark and dingy Lounge from the brightness that is his life and glimpse, if but for a moment the goodness that is possible. Lost his job but still gave freely from whatever funds he had left because he saw another in need. No questions asked...no thanks needed...would do it all again tomorrow.
Where others make plans and discuss, you roll up sleeves and do. Your only regret is you feel you never do enough. Rest assured...you do.
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and that's cheating
and that's cheating
can I get in line too?
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can I get in line too?