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Man Says Ex-Girlfriend Stole His Sperm to Create Kids

901 November 27, 2011 at 04:58 PM in Babies & Kids (4)
A New York man was stunned to find out that his four-year-old twins were not an accidental pregnancy after all -- but that his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit.

Joseph Pressil, 36, was not planning on having children with Anetria Burnett, with whom he was in a relationship for six months in 2007, he said.

So she took matters into her own hands, he told the New York Post, in order to remain in his Texas house and make a legal bid for half of his possessions.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11...z1exPMALDX

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12-06-2011 at 07:07 AM.
12-06-2011 at 07:07 AM.
Quote from BostonGirl :
http://www.cheez-it.com/products.aspx


laugh out loud I will get back to ya in 4 years when I change my mind about the whole thing though..woot

I do bathroom tile work for Cheeto's Wink
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12-06-2011 at 07:29 AM.
12-06-2011 at 07:29 AM.
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Sometimes, watching the twists and turns of a thread is fascinating.
laugh out loud Isn't it?..lol
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I do bathroom tile work for Cheeto's Wink
Scratchhead That could be either cheaper or more expensive...Rofl2
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12-06-2011 at 08:23 AM.
12-06-2011 at 08:23 AM.
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laugh out loud Isn't it?..lol

Scratchhead That could be either cheaper or more expensive...Rofl2

Are you trying to say I'll be taking a bath in Cheeto's Annoyed before or after I do the tile work Evil
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12-06-2011 at 08:40 AM.
12-06-2011 at 08:40 AM.
Quote from BostonGirl :
http://www.cheez-it.com/products.aspx
(For the record...I tried to reply to this post 4 or 5 times last night. Not one post made it! WTF???)

Ok yep I do know what Cheez-Its are! Very yummy! yummy I still prefer Cheetos though but Cheez-Its are something I wouldn't turn down. Or kick a chick out of bed for eating after we....after we....um.......uh....after we.....after we did everything except eat Cheez-Its! Eat
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12-06-2011 at 08:53 AM.
12-06-2011 at 08:53 AM.
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I do bathroom tile work for Cheeto's Wink

Cleaning or installing? Scratchhead





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12-06-2011 at 10:44 AM.
12-06-2011 at 10:44 AM.
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Are you trying to say I'll be taking a bath in Cheeto's Annoyed before or after I do the tile work Evil
Both..Whee
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(For the record...I tried to reply to this post 4 or 5 times last night. Not one post made it! WTF???)

Ok yep I do know what Cheez-Its are! Very yummy! yummy I still prefer Cheetos though but Cheez-Its are something I wouldn't turn down. Or kick a chick out of bed for eating after we....after we....um.......uh....after we.....after we did everything except eat Cheez-Its! Eat
Yea it was a mess last night..Mad I prefer Cheetos too, but having orange fingers all the time can get pretty messy..laugh out loud
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Cleaning or installing? Scratchhead
ohhh, good question? :scratchh2:
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12-06-2011 at 10:55 AM.
12-06-2011 at 10:55 AM.
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Both..Whee

Yea it was a mess last night..Mad I prefer Cheetos too, but having orange fingers all the time can get pretty messy..laugh out loud


ohhh, good question? :scratchh2:
But all that orange stuff coating your fingers leaves a handy snack for later!
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12-06-2011 at 11:08 AM.
12-06-2011 at 11:08 AM.
I like the crunchy Cheeto's, not the puffy ones. Cheeto's are so good!
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12-06-2011 at 11:20 AM.
12-06-2011 at 11:20 AM.
what was this thread about again? Rofl2
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12-06-2011 at 11:21 AM.
12-06-2011 at 11:21 AM.
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I like the crunchy Cheeto's, not the puffy ones. Cheeto's are so good!
Me too. Especially the jalapeno ones. Those are so good.

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what was this thread about again? Rofl2
Oddly enough, this thread went being (sort of) about sex to food and not the other way around like it usually is, lol.
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12-06-2011 at 11:26 AM.
12-06-2011 at 11:26 AM.
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Me too. Especially the jalapeno ones. Those are so good.
Yes, they are! Unlike the Flaming Hot ones, I don't care for those one bit.
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12-06-2011 at 11:27 AM.
12-06-2011 at 11:27 AM.
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Yes, they are! Unlike the Flaming Hot ones, I don't care for those one bit.
Yeah! I thought I was going to like those but they have a weird taste. And the jalapeno ones I thought would have a weird taste ending up being delicious.
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12-06-2011 at 11:36 AM.
12-06-2011 at 11:36 AM.
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Yeah! I thought I was going to like those but they have a weird taste. And the jalapeno ones I thought would have a weird taste ending up being delicious.
I LOVE the jalapeno ones.
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12-06-2011 at 12:43 PM.
12-06-2011 at 12:43 PM.
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Cleaning or installing? Scratchhead





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Installing is much easier than having to clean it Woot Woot
And I do a good job on the installation, if I may say so myself, and gave Dr. J. instructions on how to install tile Stick Out Tongue

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Both..Whee

ohhh, good question? :scratchh2:

See above for the answer Big Grin

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I like the crunchy Cheeto's, not the puffy ones. Cheeto's are so good!
Crunchy Cheeto's are definitely better than the puffy ones nod
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