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Man Says Ex-Girlfriend Stole His Sperm to Create Kids

901 November 27, 2011 at 04:58 PM
A New York man was stunned to find out that his four-year-old twins were not an accidental pregnancy after all -- but that his desperate girlfriend secretly stashed away his sperm and used it for an in-vitro procedure, he charges in a lawsuit.

Joseph Pressil, 36, was not planning on having children with Anetria Burnett, with whom he was in a relationship for six months in 2007, he said.

So she took matters into her own hands, he told the New York Post, in order to remain in his Texas house and make a legal bid for half of his possessions.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11...z1exPMALDX

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11-27-2011 at 05:12 PM.
11-27-2011 at 05:12 PM.
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I hope this is aimed at the woman in this story.

Shit like this happens a lot more often [dailymail.co.uk] than people think. And the guys wind up on the hook for child support. This crap ruins lives and the legal system in this country is set up to favor the women in nearly every instance, no matter the actual circumstances.
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emelvee
11-27-2011 at 05:20 PM.
11-27-2011 at 05:20 PM.
Where was he keeping the sperm? Some guys don't keep it locked it up and make it easy to steal. look around
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11-27-2011 at 05:36 PM.
11-27-2011 at 05:36 PM.
He shouldn't have to be responsible in any way for kids he had no choice in creating. She needs a mental evaluation. Put the kids up for adoption.
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11-27-2011 at 05:41 PM.
11-27-2011 at 05:41 PM.
I hate it when that happens!
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11-27-2011 at 05:56 PM.
11-27-2011 at 05:56 PM.
Wait, they were using condoms, he was having sex with her - and he WASN'T aware of what happened to the condoms AFTER the fact - something a little strange about this story. Do ALL men simply have sex with condoms on - and ALLOW the women to control what happens to the CONDOMS after the sexual act Scratchchin No wonder he is was in frozen suspension Ermm Don't know about you all - but this sounds a little fishy to me shake head
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11-27-2011 at 06:00 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:00 PM.
That turkey baster wasn't for the turkey.
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11-27-2011 at 06:03 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:03 PM.
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That turkey baster wasn't for the turkey.

This is not about lesbian's Smack
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11-27-2011 at 06:06 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:06 PM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
Wait, they were using condoms, he was having sex with her - and he WASN'T aware of what happened to the condoms AFTER the fact - something a little strange about this story. Do ALL men simply have sex with condoms on - and ALLOW the women to control what happens to the CONDOMS after the sexual act Scratchchin No wonder he is was in frozen suspension Ermm Don't know about you all - but this sounds a little fishy to me shake head

I agree. Condoms usually have lubrication which can kill sperm [babycenter.com] so by the time she got to the fertility clinic, most of the sperm probably would have been dead. It's certainly possible she was getting other types of fertility treatments behind his back and then having sex with him without a condom or heck even poking holes in the condoms, lol.
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11-27-2011 at 06:38 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:38 PM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
Wait, they were using condoms, he was having sex with her - and he WASN'T aware of what happened to the condoms AFTER the fact - something a little strange about this story. Do ALL men simply have sex with condoms on - and ALLOW the women to control what happens to the CONDOMS after the sexual act Scratchchin No wonder he is was in frozen suspension Ermm Don't know about you all - but this sounds a little fishy to me shake head
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I agree. Condoms usually have lubrication which can kill sperm [babycenter.com] so by the time she got to the fertility clinic, most of the sperm probably would have been dead. It's certainly possible she was getting other types of fertility treatments behind his back and then having sex with him without a condom or heck even poking holes in the condoms, lol.
Let's definitely search for reasons it had to be the man's fault, for sure. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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11-27-2011 at 06:39 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:39 PM.
She didn't swallow.
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11-27-2011 at 06:47 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:47 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
Let's definitely search for reasons it had to be the man's fault, for sure. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

VQ - I'm just saying the story isn't reasonable - not that it's particularly "his fault" - the story just doesn't sound plausible to me. Ever been to a Urologist and have had a sperm count done - and seen what all is involved - if not - then maybe you need to re-examine this story Wink
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11-27-2011 at 06:52 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:52 PM.
Quote from Piccaboo :
VQ - I'm just saying the story isn't reasonable - not that it's particularly "his fault" - the story just doesn't sound plausible to me. Ever been to a Urologist and have had a sperm count done - and seen what all is involved - if not - then maybe you need to re-examine this story Wink
Ever stop to consider that some women are shithouse crazy and that yes, she might plausibly have found a way to steal his sperm and accomplish this incredible feat?

Maybe she bought the condoms? Maybe she told him she'd "handle" everything? Maybe she fished them out of the garbage can? Who knows? Not you or me for sure.

MY point is that this happens too often for it to be dismissed and that the men involved typically wind up getting screwed (pun intended) by the legal system and find themselves responsible for kids they never intended to conceive. Did you read the part where the woman did this so she could stay in his house and try to get half his money? Was that part reasonable?
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11-27-2011 at 06:58 PM.
11-27-2011 at 06:58 PM.
Quote from veritableqndry :
Let's definitely search for reasons it had to be the man's fault, for sure. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

I didn't say that. I was saying that his info is probably incorrect/flawed BUT I'm pretty sure that she did something behind his back to get pregnant.
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smidge1
11-27-2011 at 07:00 PM.
11-27-2011 at 07:00 PM.
take a dna test is what i say.
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