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GIVE BLOOD - GIVE LIFE
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My gf refuses to service me now.
In fact, she won't even let me advance on a romantic overture basis.
This will take some time, I think.
I have had to resort to Plan B to satisfy my cravings, which are both intense and often.
If she knew I had a Plan B, she would realize that her poker hand isn't quite as good as she may now believe.
Crafty JB- I'm sticking to my cooking guess.
I think he meant that this specific thread topic was unrelated to the circumstances in the "cheating" thread.
My gf refuses to service me now.
In fact, she won't even let me advance on a romantic overture basis.
This will take some time, I think.
I have had to resort to Plan B to satisfy my cravings, which are both intense and often.
If she knew I had a Plan B, she would realize that her poker hand isn't quite as good as she may now believe.
Crafty JB- I'm sticking to my cooking guess.
edit: it's dine-in only
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I did not do something physical in terms of infidelity. So that busts your righteous condemnation, kimber.
peachyum, I have never posted anything even approximating porn in a public forum here. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Without getting into specifics, let just say that in both my view and that of my gf, I did something far too flirtatious and completely imprudent for someone who is in a serious relationship, and the worse part is that I did it on the sly, and got busted red handed.
Am I an attention whore? Absolutely. But I also bring the kind of sizzle-tainment to the plate that all of you crave, and you know it.
I am your Jerry Springer. That is my crowning achievement.
Now pay me the homage I so richly deserve.
The truth of the matter is that it's entertaining to accentuate the real events that take place in our lives as long as things don't get too crazy or far away from the truth, and our intentions are on the light side.
So flame away, wenches.
*'kimber' disclaimer: 68.5% of the above post is truth, with the balance being fictitious jocularity.
I did not do something physical in terms of infidelity. So that busts your righteous condemnation, kimber.
peachyum, I have never posted anything even approximating porn in a public forum here. I have no idea what you are talking about.
Without getting into specifics, let just say that in both my view and that of my gf, I did something far too flirtatious and completely imprudent for someone who is in a serious relationship, and the worse part is that I did it on the sly, and got busted red handed.
Am I an attention whore? Absolutely. But I also bring the kind of sizzle-tainment to the plate that all of you crave, and you know it.
I am your Jerry Springer. That is my crowning achievement.
Now pay me the homage I so richly deserve.
*'kimber' disclaimer: 68.5% of the above post is truth, with the balance being fictitious jocularity.
Ah, JB..I think I covered most of your points in the above posts..scroll up dear. Otherwise nicely said. Do you mind if I post the "give away" post you made?
There was symbolism in the dog house pic, too, but there is no way anyone could possibly know what that is.
I'd love to hear random guesses, though.
I just around to reading the issues raised in this thread about 15 minutes ago. It's one of the most hilarious threads in terms of peoples' reactions.
I think it's like a Rorschach Inkblot Test, where everyone read what they wanted and then turned it into speculation based on their own life experiences.
kimber thought I actually slept with someone else.
VQ thought I raped a spider monkey.
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Am I an attention whore? Absolutely. But I also bring the kind of sizzle-tainment to the plate that all of you crave, and you know it.
I am your Jerry Springer. That is my crowning achievement.
The Lounge is slow. We are bored. You must entertain us. NOW. Get posting, mister!