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Official Captain's Log of Autumn's Hate

4,764 208 November 13, 2006 at 12:21 PM in Humor
3:21 p.m.: Official Autumn Hate Diary Created
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08-30-2008 at 04:07 PM.
08-30-2008 at 04:07 PM.
6:05 p.m. Autumn wishes that Bond would stop thinking he's future. Slap
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08-30-2008 at 06:16 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:16 PM.
9:15 p.m. Bond balances checkbook. Excitement is palpable.
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08-30-2008 at 06:22 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:22 PM.
8:21 - Autumn steals Bond's checkbook.
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08-30-2008 at 06:24 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:24 PM.
6:24 - matt smacks poster above Smack
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08-30-2008 at 06:24 PM.
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9:23 p.m. Bond debates using license to kill
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08-30-2008 at 06:30 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:30 PM.
Quote from mattman688 :
6:24 - matt smacks poster above Smack
8:28 - Being from the future...Autumn saw that smack coming ahead of time and ducked it, thusly foiling Mattman's smackdown plans and delivering a Smack of her own.

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9:23 p.m. Bond debates using license to kill
8:29 - Autumn snickers because she stole that too.
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08-30-2008 at 06:33 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:33 PM.
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8:29 - Autumn snickers because she stole that too.
9:32 Bond frantically checks wallet
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08-30-2008 at 06:36 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:36 PM.
Guys I already invented a time machine.
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08-30-2008 at 06:40 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:40 PM.
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Guys I already invented a time machine.
8:40 I notice the above poster pays no attention to format.
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08-30-2008 at 06:40 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:40 PM.
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9:32 Bond frantically checks wallet
8:40 - Autumn guffaws because she stole that too Whee
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08-30-2008 at 06:40 PM.
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Quote from veritableqndry :
Guys I already invented a time machine.
9:39 p.m. Bond uses VQ's time machine. Steals checkbook and license to kill back from Autumn before she even stole them. Muahaha
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08-30-2008 at 06:41 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:41 PM.
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Guys I already invented a time machine.
8:41 - Autumn says What? What? Did someone say something? I can't see anything? Sometimes that happens when people don't Log Their Posts correctly Mad
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08-30-2008 at 06:42 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:42 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
8:28 - Being from the future...Autumn saw that smack coming ahead of time and ducked it, thusly foiling Mattman's smackdown plans and delivering a Smack of her own.
6:40 - Plan was foiled when Autumn realizing that she has hairy toes and she ran away in embarrassment before she could deliver the Smack. All the men of the lounge LMAO and vomit because of it.
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08-30-2008 at 06:42 PM.
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Quote from Autumn :
8:41 - Autumn says What? What? Did someone say something? I can't see anything? Sometimes that happens when people don't Log Their Posts correctly Mad
9:41 p.m. Bond applauds Autumn keeping monkey in line.
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08-30-2008 at 06:44 PM.
08-30-2008 at 06:44 PM.
Quote from James Bond 007 :
9:39 p.m. Bond uses VQ's time machine. Steals checkbook and license to kill back from Autumn before she even stole them. Muahaha
8:42 - Autumn thinks it's too bad that Bond didn't go back far enough because Autumn went farther back into the past and killed him.

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6:40 - Plan was foiled when Autumn realizing that she has hairy toes and she ran away in embarrassment before she could deliver the Smack. All the men of the lounge LMAO and vomit because of it.
8:43 - Autumn looks down at her perfectly non-hairy toes and thinks that Mattman is just jealous because he has as small penis. Autumn then rethinks her thought and doesn't think that sounds right. She then blames the Nyquil.

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9:41 p.m. Bond applauds Autumn keeping monkey in line.
8:44 - Autumn bows
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