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Official Captain's Log of Autumn's Hate

4,764 208 November 13, 2006 at 12:21 PM in Humor
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05-31-2013 at 06:47 PM.
05-31-2013 at 06:47 PM.
8:46 - Autumn has banned Bond in her mind. Bond. Hate.
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05-31-2013 at 06:48 PM.
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8:46 - Autumn has banned Bond in her mind. Bond. Hate.
8:49 PM Sheep
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05-31-2013 at 06:49 PM.
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8:49 - Autumn is glad to see that no one else has posted in this thread since her last post.
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08-19-2013 at 06:48 AM.
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8:47 AM. Bond notes that Autumn is older than dirt.
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08-19-2013 at 09:58 AM.
08-19-2013 at 09:58 AM.
11:58 am - marg_fan wonders who bumped this crap thread.
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08-19-2013 at 10:00 AM.
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11:59 - br007ce
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08-19-2013 at 10:40 AM.
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1:40pm I seem to have gotten lost and wondered in here....
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08-19-2013 at 10:55 AM.
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12:54 p.m. Autumn wishes to reaffirm her hatred for Bond.
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08-19-2013 at 11:13 AM.
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2:12 p.m. Wishes to be loved!
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08-19-2013 at 12:13 PM.
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2:12 p.m. Autumn loves everybody today except for Tiger, Bond and spiders.
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08-19-2013 at 01:10 PM.
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3:05 PM Zoe wonders if Autumn knows there are no Brown Recluse spiders or Black Widow spiders in the PNW.
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08-19-2013 at 01:13 PM.
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Quote from Zoe Moon View quoted comment :
3:05 PM Zoe wonders if Autumn knows there are no Brown Recluse spiders or Black Widow spiders in the PNW.
Hobo spiders are kinda nasty though...
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08-19-2013 at 01:15 PM.
08-19-2013 at 01:15 PM.
3:15 - at least they ain't retarded
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08-19-2013 at 01:26 PM.
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Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
Hobo spiders are kinda nasty though...
3:24 pm Zoe wishes Astromarmot would hush up, or Autumn will never visit here. Frown



Luckily Hobo spiders aren't aggressive.

Individuals construct a funnel [wikipedia.org]-shaped structure of silk sheeting and lie in wait at the small end of the funnel for prey insects to blunder onto their webs. Hobo spiders sometimes build their webs in or around human habitations. They will normally avoid contact with humans unless accidentally crushed or squeezed.

The toxicity and aggression of the hobo spider are currently disputed by arachnologists. One common name, the aggressive house spider may arise from a misinterpretation of the Latin [wikipedia.org] name agrestis, (lit. "of the fields") as "aggressive". If a hobo spider is tending an egg sac, it may become aggressive if it perceives the egg sac as being threatened.[8] [wikipedia.org] However, they generally do not bite unless forced to protect themselves.
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08-19-2013 at 02:28 PM.
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Quote from Zoe Moon View quoted comment :
3:05 PM Zoe wonders if Autumn knows there are no Brown Recluse spiders or Black Widow spiders in the PNW.
4:26 pm Autumn thinks that she has always loved Seattle and wouldn't mind moving there....
Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
Hobo spiders are kinda nasty though...
4:27 pm Autumn wishes to stress that all spiders are nasty.
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3:15 - at least they ain't retarded
4:27 pm Yes, all of them are.
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3:24 pm Zoe wishes Astromarmot would hush up, or Autumn will never visit here. Frown



Luckily Hobo spiders aren't aggressive.

Individuals construct a funnel [wikipedia.org]-shaped structure of silk sheeting and lie in wait at the small end of the funnel for prey insects to blunder onto their webs. Hobo spiders sometimes build their webs in or around human habitations. They will normally avoid contact with humans unless accidentally crushed or squeezed.

The toxicity and aggression of the hobo spider are currently disputed by arachnologists. One common name, the aggressive house spider may arise from a misinterpretation of the Latin [wikipedia.org] name agrestis, (lit. "of the fields") as "aggressive". If a hobo spider is tending an egg sac, it may become aggressive if it perceives the egg sac as being threatened.[8] [wikipedia.org] However, they generally do not bite unless forced to protect themselves.
4:27 pm Autumn recalls her war with the spiders this morning and wonders if a Hobo spider would consider her spraying spider killer on the porch as an act of war and will be coming to bite her.
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