Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: How about a little necromancy?

She's my new favorite food.

Now you can't post :waits: anymore

Perhaps she will wait for something else?

You eat mods?!

That's what you're most excited about, isn't it?

I don't think there's any safe way for me to answer this.

Nah, I was just teasing her.

Perhaps she will wait for something else?

Maybe she's waiting to have another baby.

Wait to get her present for Christmas!

How is that different from any other question I ask?

I'm waiting to throw a coconut at you

I'm waiting to throw a coconut at you

Ughh...during lunch I went to get my tired fixed but last Christmas I gave you my heart but you threw it away. So this year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special.

Maybe she's waiting to have another baby.

That reminds me of the time I ended up broke down on the side of the road 100 miles outside of Cancun. I had twelve keys in the back, and I wasn't going to sit around waiting for some unsavory individual to figure out what I was doing there and shank me, then make off with my shipment. Obviously my only choice was to push the car out of sight, then hitch a ride to the nearest town, where maybe I could sell my body for enough cash to come back and make the delivery, because if I didn't, I could be sure that El Guapo (as he called himself, yeah, it was a Three Amigos reference) would have my testes for a bolo tie. So I'm standing there with my thumb out, and this cherry 1963 Lincoln rolls up, playing of all things, "Who Let the Dogs Out". It was high noon by this point, and I was fresh out of water, so I figured any ride was better than no ride. Someone opens one of the suicide doors and I get in, only to find a 9 mil pressed against my head. At that point, all I could think of was how my mom would get scared and say "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

That is so freakin' cute!