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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: How about a little necromancy?

22,510 8,433 April 9, 2011 at 03:17 PM
The title says it all! Whee
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Last Edited by Maleficent September 11, 2014 at 12:57 PM
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"Cheese, Cheese will keep us together
Think of me K whenever,
Some sweet peelie deal comes along, who could go wrong

Don't mess around,
You just got to be strong

Just Stop, 'cause you know you've got to
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in that case and let Cheese keep us together........."Whistling
"I think our sisterhood wouldn't be the same if you ate me" -Mal
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04-13-2014 at 06:08 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:08 PM.
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The worst was the radio active, lead ball cramp that was right below my sternum most of today. It was some of the worst pain I've ever felt.
How many gummy bears do you think you ate?
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04-13-2014 at 06:10 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:10 PM.
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How many gummy bears do you think you ate?
30 - 40 range.

There was a guy there who was literally eating them by the handful. His night last night and entire day today was effectively ruined. The facebook updates were some of the funniest I've ever read.
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04-13-2014 at 06:12 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:12 PM.
Quote from The Llama View quoted comment :
30 - 40 range.

There was a guy there who was literally eating them by the handful. His night last night and entire day today was effectively ruined. The facebook updates were some of the funniest I've ever read.
OMG did he get explosive squirts?
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04-13-2014 at 06:13 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:13 PM.
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OMG did he get explosive squirts?
We all got that. He was almost throwing up from how bad it was coming out the other end. His cramping had to be 40 times mine. And mine had to be like the worst menstrual cramps a woman can get.
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04-13-2014 at 06:20 PM.
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We all got that. He was almost throwing up from how bad it was coming out the other end. His cramping had to be 40 times mine. And mine had to be like the worst menstrual cramps a woman can get.
Did you almost crap yourself? Could you leave the house?

Was there lots of gross farts Roll
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04-13-2014 at 06:22 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:22 PM.
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Did you almost crap yourself? Could you leave the house?

Was there lots of gross farts Roll
It was someone else's house. I came close and had to do a knee lock shuffle to the bathroom the first time. Learned not to trust a fart after that.

The farting started around 1am and just kept going, and going. Just the longest, least satisfying farts ever. Then around 7am (I couldn't sleep) it must've bound up or something because the cramp pain was debilitating.
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04-13-2014 at 06:24 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:24 PM.
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It was someone else's house. I came close and had to do a knee lock shuffle to the bathroom the first time. Learned not to trust a fart after that.

The farting started around 1am and just kept going, and going. Just the longest, least satisfying farts ever. Then around 7am (I couldn't sleep) it must've bound up or something because the cramp pain was debilitating.
im laughing out Loud

Were they smelly?
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04-13-2014 at 06:28 PM.
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im laughing out Loud

Were they smelly?
Not at first, surprisingly. But as time went on it must've been like cleaning a pipe - it starts to scrape away the stuff that's been there for a decade or more. It got really, really bad. The worst was at one point I went downstairs to get something to drink and leaving and coming back was like walking into a wall of stink. It was so terrible. I don't know what was more disturbing, the smell or the fact that I got used to the smell.
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04-13-2014 at 06:40 PM.
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Not at first, surprisingly. But as time went on it must've been like cleaning a pipe - it starts to scrape away the stuff that's been there for a decade or more. It got really, really bad. The worst was at one point I went downstairs to get something to drink and leaving and coming back was like walking into a wall of stink. It was so terrible. I don't know what was more disturbing, the smell or the fact that I got used to the smell.
I think I would have went home to wallow privately in my grossness Yuk

Llama I'm all for free love but I hope you didn't make love to a woman in that condition OMG
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04-13-2014 at 06:41 PM.
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I think I would have went home to wallow privately in my grossness Yuk
That was the privacy of home. It was a (not) surprisingly short party.
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04-13-2014 at 06:43 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:43 PM.
Of all conversations to have in this thread... Facepalm
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04-13-2014 at 06:43 PM.
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That was the privacy of home. It was a (not) surprisingly short party.
Crylol oh thank goodness


And the lovemaking? Lust

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Of all conversations to have in this thread... Facepalm
Wait til Kristin peeks her bunny butt in Rofl2
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04-13-2014 at 06:46 PM.
04-13-2014 at 06:46 PM.
A lady at work was considering trying the master Cleanse but she was concerned about the shits. I said oh honey I've done MUCH WORSE cleanses Roll that one is tame!!!

Until I started internal cleansing poop and farting conversations totally grossed me out and I got really uncomfortable. After going through colonic waste with long sticks to see what was released, I no longer have any sensitivity to it laugh out loud
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04-13-2014 at 06:48 PM.
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Crylol oh thank goodness


And the lovemaking? Lust
It was very romantic. Just me and the toilet lit by nightlight.
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04-13-2014 at 06:51 PM.
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It was very romantic. Just me and the toilet lit by nightlight.
Did you play soft music laugh out loud
























On the butt harp!!!! Roll
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