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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: How about a little necromancy?

22,510 8,433 April 9, 2011 at 03:17 PM
The title says it all! Whee

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Last Edited by Maleficent September 11, 2014 at 12:57 PM
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"Cheese, Cheese will keep us together
Think of me K whenever,
Some sweet peelie deal comes along, who could go wrong

Don't mess around,
You just got to be strong

Just Stop, 'cause you know you've got to
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in that case and let Cheese keep us together........."Whistling
"I think our sisterhood wouldn't be the same if you ate me" -Mal

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04-14-2014 at 07:06 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:06 AM.
This thread keeps reminding me of a bad joke:

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A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, "You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want."

The man opens the first door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor, looking very uncomfortable. He opens the second door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor, looking even more uncomfortable. Finally, he opens the third door, and sees a bunch of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, but, up to their knees in poop.

"Hmmm," he says, "that looks bad, but it's better than the other two. I'll take the third door." Satan smiles and shows him in.

Ten minutes later Satan walks back into the room and says, "Alright, coffee break's over, everyone back on your heads!"
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04-14-2014 at 07:07 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:07 AM.
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The administrative offices for the waste treatment plant for my old region were on site of the facility vomit I'd get called to meetings there and literally GAG at the smell in the parking lot. Putrid. Sick
That's exactly why they are paid a LOT of money. laugh out loud
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04-14-2014 at 07:08 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:08 AM.
Quote from uniquename View quoted comment :
Quite an upgrade from dunce. I am honored and tingling.
Unique has the poop tingles!!! Woot

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That's exactly why they are paid a LOT of money. laugh out loud
nod they make high salaries and it's STILL not worth it. It's like second hand smoke but with airborne fecal matter EEK!
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04-14-2014 at 07:11 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:11 AM.
Quote from vviles View quoted comment :
Unique has the poop tingles!!! Woot


nod they make high salaries and it's STILL not worth it. It's like second hand smoke but with airborne fecal matter EEK!
Thanks for the visual. laugh out loud
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04-14-2014 at 07:14 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:14 AM.
Quote from vviles View quoted comment :
Unique has the poop tingles!!! Woot
I do! Whee
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Thanks for the visual. laugh out loud
Visual incoming...check PM!
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04-14-2014 at 07:14 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:14 AM.
It's ok, like Jamie and Adam said. There's poo everywhere...
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04-14-2014 at 07:16 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:16 AM.
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Thanks for the visual. laugh out loud
Muahaha
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04-14-2014 at 07:32 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:32 AM.
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I do! Whee

Visual incoming...check PM!
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OMG, I can't get to the ignore button fast enough... IGNORE, IGNORE IGNORE! Crying


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04-14-2014 at 07:35 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:35 AM.
What was the line? Something while defecating.
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04-14-2014 at 07:44 AM.
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What was the line? Something while defecating.
Masturbating while defecating. LMAO

I can't believe you could forget that word of all. Tongue


It started when tennisplayer told us he played on his ipad whilst using the facilities, and we figured... what else would he be looking at besides porn?
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04-14-2014 at 07:46 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:46 AM.
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Masturbating while defecating. LMAO

I can't believe you could forget that word of all. Tongue


It started when tennisplayer told us he played on his ipad whilst using the facilities, and we figured... what else would he be looking at besides porn?

You are no longer, EVER allowed to say I am inappropriate.
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04-14-2014 at 07:47 AM.
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Masturbating while defecating. LMAO

I can't believe you could forget that word of all. Tongue


It started when tennisplayer told us he played on his ipad whilst using the facilities, and we figured... what else would he be looking at besides porn?
That kid took multitasking to a gross new level laugh out loud


Llama!!! Wasn't masturbating while defecating in your siggy!!!! laugh out loud
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04-14-2014 at 07:48 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:48 AM.
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You are no longer, EVER allowed to say I am inappropriate.
Crylol


You're right, I did totally start that one, my bad. Everyone else thought it was funny, and it became a thing for a while. laugh out loud

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That kid took multitasking to a gross new level laugh out loud


Llama!!! Wasn't masturbating while defecating in your siggy!!!! laugh out loud
Roll

That kid took everything to a gross new level.


I think it was! Crylol I had forgotten about that...
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04-14-2014 at 07:51 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:51 AM.
My 3 year old is in the everything's poopy this and poo-poo that followed by a giggle stage...he'd probably fit right in this thread...
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PaintTheSkyGrey
04-14-2014 at 07:53 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:53 AM.
Once, after consuming some magnesium citrate and going all firehose out of the downstairs, the smell of the first "round" was so bad that I was actually sitting there laughing uncontrollably on the toilet because I couldn't believe anything like that came out of me.

Boy, does that stuff clear you out, though. For like three days.
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