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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: How about a little necromancy?

22,510 8,433 April 9, 2011 at 03:17 PM
The title says it all! Whee
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Last Edited by Maleficent September 11, 2014 at 12:57 PM
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"Cheese, Cheese will keep us together
Think of me K whenever,
Some sweet peelie deal comes along, who could go wrong

Don't mess around,
You just got to be strong

Just Stop, 'cause you know you've got to
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in that case and let Cheese keep us together........."Whistling
"I think our sisterhood wouldn't be the same if you ate me" -Mal
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ashcampbell
04-14-2014 at 07:54 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:54 AM.
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Masturbating while defecating. LMAO

It started when tennisplayer told us he played on his ipad whilst using the facilities, and we figured... what else would he be looking at besides porn?
Do you feel shitty if you cum before you finish pooing or after?

And tennis...prolly researching ways to put his hemorrhoid back inside.

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You're right, I did totally start that one, my bad. Everyone else thought it was funny, and it became a thing for a while. laugh out loud
And then I found it.

I think someone is following me.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
04-14-2014 at 07:56 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:56 AM.
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Do you feel shitty if you cum before you finish pooing or after?
Wouldn't mid-defecation be the best, for that sweet prostate action?
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ashcampbell
04-14-2014 at 07:57 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:57 AM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey View quoted comment :
Wouldn't mid-defecation be the best, for that sweet prostate action?
Only if you stop mid-push and pull it back in.
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PaintTheSkyGrey
04-14-2014 at 07:58 AM.
04-14-2014 at 07:58 AM.
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Only if you stop mid-push and pull it back in.
You shouldn't push. That's how you get fissures and hemmies.
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nessykins
04-14-2014 at 08:01 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:01 AM.
Sick
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AstroInactive
04-14-2014 at 08:02 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:02 AM.
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Sick
Iagree
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04-14-2014 at 08:03 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:03 AM.
Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
My 3 year old is in the everything's poopy this and poo-poo that followed by a giggle stage...he'd probably fit right in this thread...
He might stumble with the big words. Also, you probably don't want to have to explain "masturbation" to him this early on...

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LLAMA! I hate you! Crying2
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04-14-2014 at 08:06 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:06 AM.
Quote from Maleficent View quoted comment :
He might stumble with the big words. Also, you probably don't want to have to explain "masturbation" to him this early on...

Much to my astonishment, no one needs to explain that at any age it seems, except that it's not appropriate to do during dinner, or when at the mall, or at the park...

My wife was so embarrassed...and she'd corrected me several times before...
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PaintTheSkyGrey
04-14-2014 at 08:11 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:11 AM.
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it's not appropriate to do during dinner, or when at the mall, or at the park...
Since when??
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vviles
04-14-2014 at 08:11 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:11 AM.
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LLAMA! I hate you! Crying2
Siggy!!! Punk
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Gray.
04-14-2014 at 08:13 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:13 AM.
This thread is naaaaaasty. vomit
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Maleficent
04-14-2014 at 08:15 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:15 AM.
Hence the title change... Crying
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vviles
04-14-2014 at 08:16 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:16 AM.
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Hence the title change... Crying
You attracted MORE people with the name change laugh out loud
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04-14-2014 at 08:16 AM.
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Hence the title change... Crying
You're not going to school for elementary education are you? If so, this is OJT...
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04-14-2014 at 08:23 AM.
04-14-2014 at 08:23 AM.
Quote from vviles View quoted comment :
You attracted MORE people with the name change laugh out loud
Clearly... LMAO

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You're not going to school for elementary education are you? If so, this is OJT...
Nono

Dear god, kill me now. I'm usually not fond of other people's kids - there's an incredible lack of discipline. laugh out loud
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