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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: How about a little necromancy?

22,510 8,433 April 9, 2011 at 03:17 PM
The title says it all! Whee

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Last Edited by Maleficent September 11, 2014 at 12:57 PM
Quote from Moot-N-Me View quoted comment :
"Cheese, Cheese will keep us together
Think of me K whenever,
Some sweet peelie deal comes along, who could go wrong

Don't mess around,
You just got to be strong

Just Stop, 'cause you know you've got to
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in that case and let Cheese keep us together........."Whistling
"I think our sisterhood wouldn't be the same if you ate me" -Mal

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cav
04-14-2014 at 10:28 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:28 AM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey View quoted comment :
She's only slept with two people. She's married to one, and the other's dead from a tragic fall down some stairs, whereupon he mysteriously fell on a knife that went through his face.
{Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man}

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'
Fark that shit! You just caught this bitch cheatin'
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off
Fark slittin' her throat, cut this bitches head off
Wait! what if there's an explanation for this shit?
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
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PaintTheSkyGrey
04-14-2014 at 10:30 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:30 AM.
Quote from cav View quoted comment :
{Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man}

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'
Fark that shit! You just caught this bitch cheatin'
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off
Fark slittin' her throat, cut this bitches head off
Wait! what if there's an explanation for this shit?
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
Reply
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cav
04-14-2014 at 10:31 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:31 AM.
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey View quoted comment :
bingho!

High Five
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Maleficent
04-14-2014 at 10:31 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:31 AM.
Quote from cav View quoted comment :
{Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man}

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'
Fark that shit! You just caught this bitch cheatin'
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off
Fark slittin' her throat, cut this bitches head off
Wait! what if there's an explanation for this shit?
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
Quote from PaintTheSkyGrey View quoted comment :
Roll

Well, at least we've moved on...
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AstroInactive
04-14-2014 at 10:33 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:33 AM.
RIGHT!!!! Because after thousands of cartoons highlighting the danger, people just throw banana peels down at the top of a flight of stairs...
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04-14-2014 at 10:36 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:36 AM.
Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
RIGHT!!!! Because after thousands of cartoons highlighting the danger, people just throw banana peels down at the top of a flight of stairs...
People just throw trash everywhere. Have you not been on a highway recently?
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AstroInactive
04-14-2014 at 10:40 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:40 AM.
Quote from Maleficent View quoted comment :
People just throw trash everywhere. Have you not been on a highway recently?

Not sober...
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04-14-2014 at 10:41 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:41 AM.
Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
Not sober...
I hope you're not the one driving. Mad
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AstroInactive
04-14-2014 at 10:42 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:42 AM.
Quote from Maleficent View quoted comment :
I hope you're not the one driving. Mad
In all seriousness, since having kids I rarely drink at all anymore...
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04-14-2014 at 10:43 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:43 AM.
Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
In all seriousness, since having kids I rarely drink at all anymore...
Yeah, that does seem to be a side effect of having children... assuming you're not a complete deadbeat, anyway.
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04-14-2014 at 10:45 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:45 AM.
Quote from Maleficent View quoted comment :
Yeah, that does seem to be a side effect of having children... assuming you're not a complete deadbeat, anyway.
Not unless you ask my ex-wife and the 4 kids she claimed were mine...
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chevvy
04-14-2014 at 10:45 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:45 AM.
Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
In all seriousness, since having kids I rarely drink at all anymore...

Well there's your problem!
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04-14-2014 at 10:47 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:47 AM.
Quote from chewspam View quoted comment :
Well there's your problem!
Not enough alcohol in solution...
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VorlonFrog
04-14-2014 at 10:50 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:50 AM.
Quote from vviles View quoted comment :
Imagine being in high school and having the cool boys telling you how hot your MOM is Reaper
Stacy's mom,
has got it going on... Whistling
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04-14-2014 at 10:51 AM.
04-14-2014 at 10:51 AM.
Quote from VorlonFrog View quoted comment :
Stacy's mom,
has got it going on... Whistling
That song is so stupid. laugh out loud
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