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Mal and Friends' Official Chat Thread: How about a little necromancy?

22,510 8,433 April 9, 2011 at 03:17 PM
The title says it all! Whee

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Last Edited by Maleficent September 11, 2014 at 12:57 PM
Quote from Moot-N-Me View quoted comment :
"Cheese, Cheese will keep us together
Think of me K whenever,
Some sweet peelie deal comes along, who could go wrong

Don't mess around,
You just got to be strong

Just Stop, 'cause you know you've got to
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in that case and let Cheese keep us together........."Whistling
"I think our sisterhood wouldn't be the same if you ate me" -Mal

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04-14-2014 at 07:56 PM.
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Really? I never knew it could be a mood brightener.
Sho nuff. It's even prescribed off-label for it sometimes, I've read.
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The Lounge is the only mood-altering medication I ever take...
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04-15-2014 at 05:41 AM.
04-15-2014 at 05:41 AM.
poop island. That is all.
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04-15-2014 at 05:49 AM.
04-15-2014 at 05:49 AM.
Old Lois: Hi, Glenn. How's your arthritis?
Old Quagmire: Good, but since you walked in here I'm feeling a little stiff. Giggity Gig- oh, I just pooped a little.
Old Cleveland in a slow voice: Oh... that's... nas... ty.
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04-15-2014 at 06:00 AM.
04-15-2014 at 06:00 AM.
masticating, then defecating while masturbating, per Mal's orders...
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04-15-2014 at 06:12 AM.
04-15-2014 at 06:12 AM.
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Stifler's mom!!! laugh out loud I swear young guys see me like that now. Like I will teach them prostate tricks or something.

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vviles
04-15-2014 at 06:49 AM.
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Quote from VorlonFrog View quoted comment :
masticating, then defecating while masturbating, per Mal's orders...
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04-15-2014 at 07:01 AM.
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Quote from VorlonFrog View quoted comment :
masticating, then defecating while masturbating, per Mal's orders...
When is the micturating?
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04-15-2014 at 07:03 AM.
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Quote from Frogstar View quoted comment :
When is the micturating?
Probably long before maturation...
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VorlonFrog
04-15-2014 at 07:36 AM.
04-15-2014 at 07:36 AM.
usually a few minutes after masturbation completes.
micturation helps rinse out the pipes, ya know?
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04-15-2014 at 07:37 AM.
04-15-2014 at 07:37 AM.
Quote from ashcampbell View quoted comment :
poop island. That is all.
Quote from cav View quoted comment :
Old Lois: Hi, Glenn. How's your arthritis?
Old Quagmire: Good, but since you walked in here I'm feeling a little stiff. Giggity Gig- oh, I just pooped a little.
Old Cleveland in a slow voice: Oh... that's... nas... ty.
NO, stop! Annoyed


Just... just... no... Crying

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masticating, then defecating while masturbating, per Mal's orders...
Absolutely not! Nono2

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When is the micturating?
Quote from astromarmot View quoted comment :
Probably long before maturation...
I hate you all! Mad
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04-15-2014 at 07:38 AM.
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Quote from Maleficent View quoted comment :
NO, stop! Annoyed


Just... just... no... Crying



Absolutely not! Nono2




I hate you all! Mad
I'm disappointed you included me in that multi-quote...
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04-15-2014 at 07:38 AM.
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I'm disappointed you included me in that multi-quote...
GOOD! Harhar
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VorlonFrog
04-15-2014 at 07:40 AM.
04-15-2014 at 07:40 AM.
Okay, let's keep the order of bodily function execution explicitly clear:
a) mastication
b1) defecation
b2) masturbation
c) micturation
z99) maturation
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04-15-2014 at 07:41 AM.
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Quote from VorlonFrog View quoted comment :
Okay, let's keep the order of bodily function execution explicitly clear:
a) mastication
b1) defecation
b2) masturbation
c) micturation
z99) maturation
I hate this thread now... Facepalm
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