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to all stupid mom's and dad's who have babies...

3,747 February 17, 2012 at 08:40 AM
when someone asks you how old your kid is and you say something like 18 months or 20 months, you sound retarded!! start saying your kid is year and a half old or a year and 10 months old.

are you trying to project your child being older than they really are?

some stupid hag was talking about her kid and stomach asked how old it was, she said 24 months. at which point he ended the convo about her retarded kid since she was too stupid to refer to them as 2 years old. dumb wench.
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02-17-2012 at 08:45 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:45 AM.
agreed! i've been here for 139 months and i'm surprised no one created a thread about this!
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ALVSGIRLY
02-17-2012 at 08:46 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:46 AM.
Moms do this. Get over it. I could tell you how old ds was down to the minute for the first several months of his life.

I stopped doing it at 24 months if that makes you happy.
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02-17-2012 at 08:47 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:47 AM.
I love how every time we go out someone asks us if all of the kids with us are ours. WTF? No.....we collect and trade them with other parents in the neighborhoods. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

And then when we tell them that, yes, there are all our kids, they ask if we know what causes that. Gee no. What causes children? I thought it was not having the proper GFIs installed in the house.

But Chewy agrees with OP. When Chewy is asked, he says things like "almost a year" or "two" or "just over two". Chewy does enough math calculating missile trajectories and blast radii to bother converting years in to months.
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02-17-2012 at 08:47 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:47 AM.
Maybe because pediatricians and child development professionals refer to a child in terms of months at that age. So parents have been programmed to respond that way when asked especially until they hit 3-4 years old because theres stages for things like language development , walking ecc.
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SnakePlisken
02-17-2012 at 08:49 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:49 AM.
dividin by 12 is so complicated
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ALVSGIRLY
02-17-2012 at 08:49 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:49 AM.
Quote from Scampsters :
Maybe because pediatricians and child development professionals refer to a child in terms of months at that age. So parents have been programmed to respond that way when asked especially until they hit 3-4 years old because theres stages for things like language development , walking ecc.
nod and when you start saying years instead of months it makes them not seem like babies anymore Frown.

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I love how every time we go out someone asks us if all of the kids with us are ours. WTF? No.....we collect and trade them with other parents in the neighborhoods. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

And then when we tell them that, yes, there are all our kids, they ask if we know what causes that. Gee no. What causes children? I thought it was not having the proper GFIs installed in the house.

But Chewy agrees with OP. When Chewy is asked, he says things like "almost a year" or "two" or "just over two". Chewy does enough math calculating missile trajectories and blast radii to bother converting years in to months.
Try walking around pregnant and see all the comments you get Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)
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chanle51
02-17-2012 at 08:51 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:51 AM.
Can someone please quote post #1. Thanks.
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02-17-2012 at 08:54 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:54 AM.
Quote from stomach :
when someone asks you how old your kid is and you say something like 18 months or 20 months, you sound retarded!! start saying your kid is year and a half old or a year and 10 months old.

are you trying to project your child being older than they really are?

some stupid hag was talking about her kid and stomach asked how old it was, she said 24 months. at which point he ended the convo about her retarded kid since she was too stupid to refer to them as 2 years old. dumb wench.
Scampster wishes stomach would use his brain before making retarded threads and trying to copy kevmaster.
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tresanus
02-17-2012 at 08:58 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:58 AM.
Usually just ask how old they are to make convo or keep the convo going.

Couldnt care less what the answer is
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Kabn
02-17-2012 at 08:58 AM.
02-17-2012 at 08:58 AM.
Kabn thinks not knowing the difference between making a noun plural and possessive is more stupid than expressing a child's age in months.
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02-17-2012 at 09:00 AM.
02-17-2012 at 09:00 AM.
OP is angry because he was in the park trying to pick up women with children and got rejected.
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chanle51
02-17-2012 at 09:05 AM.
02-17-2012 at 09:05 AM.

You thank!

Rearrange words I. My that is gimmick.
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stomach
02-17-2012 at 09:07 AM.
02-17-2012 at 09:07 AM.
Quote from tresanus :
Usually just ask how old they are to make convo or keep the convo going.

Couldnt care less what the answer is
kind of like asking how the weather is. dumbest thing people can do. stomach would rather not talk to anyone than say sh*t like "man the weather is great for feb isnt it?" stupid water cooler talk.

stomach doesnt like people much.
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teenbean
02-17-2012 at 09:08 AM.
02-17-2012 at 09:08 AM.
But the clothes for them come in month sizes. 3 months, 6 months, 12 months, 18 months, 24 months, 36 months.
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