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I made a girl cry Friday night

1,868 March 26, 2007 at 02:36 PM in Chat
I was at my local watering hole and enjoying some brews w/ the boys when I noticed a hot girl w/ your typical f--- me tat on her lower back. shake head You can tell it was a fresh tattoo and it was in Japanese kanji that I so happen can read a little

Being the lil bastard I am I went up to her and asked if she had any idea what was on her back. She said it was Japanese for dragon. I corrected her, "No, its "baishun". Prostitute in Japanese." She got furious! I then asked who did her tat. She wouldn't answer. Then the tears started flowing. Man she just lost it. I guess it didn't help that she was pretty drunk. She kept yelling at her fellow blonde circle of friends "What's a baishun??? What's a baishun??? He said it meant dragon!" Even more weeping after that. ROFL drunk girls are so gullible. It really did say dragon.

Yeah, it got loud and silly.

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03-26-2007 at 07:58 PM.
03-26-2007 at 07:58 PM.
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What exactly was still funny.....
Um, the fact that ANYONE boy or girl would have something tattooed (aka permanent) on their body without being 100% certain of it's meaning IS funny. Had she the capacity for reason that most loungers demonstrate, his attempt at insult would not have been possible, drunk, or not. .... also, to the one that mentioned seeing his pic, I seriously doubt that his lounge pic it actually him. Airbrat is a jester, laugh accordingly. Wink



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03-26-2007 at 10:12 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:12 PM.
I guess maybe where I come from, I try to be a gentlemen who is courteous and has etiquette. I'm not going to walk up to a total stranger (especially a lady) and insult her....even if it is joking around and innocent. The fact that it made the girl cry is not cool. I'm not even saying I believe the OP, but I'm just commenting on other ppl's reaction to the situation. I'm sure the ppl who find it amusing also find the whole "Jackass" mentality hilarious too.

Now, teasing and joking around with ppl you know is totally cool. Just not with total strangers who may not take it lightly. But, that's just my feeling on the matter.
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03-26-2007 at 10:19 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:19 PM.
Quote from z2g :
I guess maybe where I come from, I try to be a gentlemen who is courteous and has etiquette. I'm not going to walk up to a total stranger (especially a lady) and insult her....even if it is joking around and innocent. The fact that it made the girl cry is not cool. I'm not even saying I believe the OP, but I'm just commenting on other ppl's reaction to the situation. I'm sure the ppl who find it amusing also find the whole "Jackass" mentality hilarious too.

Now, teasing and joking around with ppl you know is totally cool. Just not with total strangers who may take it lightly. But, that's just my feeling on the matter.

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03-26-2007 at 10:25 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:25 PM.
As much as many probably want to feel sorry for the girl, I feel more sorry for the OP. How unhappy does he have to be to be this hostile to a complete stranger? There must be something really wrong in his life. Such a shame.
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03-26-2007 at 10:30 PM.
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03-26-2007 at 10:32 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:32 PM.
i had a stripper ask me that once....she asked if the kanji was read "michelle" (her name)...i thought to myself: you can't actually write that in kanji (i.e. syllables are problematic)...i just nodded and said yes, yes it does. Big Grin
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03-26-2007 at 10:35 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:35 PM.
Quote from shuriken :
i had a stripper ask me that once....she asked if the kanji was read "michelle" (her name)...i thought to myself: you can't actually write that in kanji (i.e. syllables are problematic)...i just nodded and said yes, yes it does. Big Grin
So you were at a strip club, huh? Big Grin
Should of told her: I'll give you a yes/no after a free lapdance.
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03-26-2007 at 10:41 PM.
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03-26-2007 at 10:42 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:42 PM.
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So you were at a strip club, huh? Big Grin
Should of told her: I'll give you a yes/no after a free lapdance.
ahaha, strip clubs are way fun. not to go see naked girls, but just sit there and chill with the girls.

and yeah, there's one not too far from my house. i actually got to know her pretty well, but she ended up moving down south and i guess started dancing at the tacoma vu. Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)

anyways, getting free dances is really easy. you just gotta know how to negotiate. the only dude that has ever one-up'd me is my friend who is a masseuse. he abuses that at strip clubs....LMAO LMAO LMAO
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03-26-2007 at 10:45 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:45 PM.
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i cried after bears beat the hawks. Frown


LMAO LMAO LMAO
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03-26-2007 at 10:51 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:51 PM.
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03-26-2007 at 10:51 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:51 PM.
Wanna know why this thread is so funny because deep down in all of us we think those tats are stupid. I did something that, believe it or not is really not shocking. I took advantage of a blonde chic naiveness and ran with it. Stupid or not, it was funny. Plus I bring drama to this board and I owe a certain (soon to be named female) a proper licking when she gets back.

Heaven forbid you ever go out drinking with me. You'll wake up the next morning and your eyes will be sticky.
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03-26-2007 at 10:53 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:53 PM.
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i cried after beats beat the hawks. Frown


LMAO LMAO LMAO
who beat the what?

are we talking about sports? Huh
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03-26-2007 at 10:57 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:57 PM.
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who beat the what?

are we talking about sports? Huh
typo. Smilie fixed...meant the bears

Quote from airbrat :
Wanna know why this thread is so funny because deep down in all of us we think those tats are stupid. I did something that, believe it or not is really not shocking. I took advantage of a blonde chic naiveness and ran with it. Stupid or not, it was funny. Plus I bring drama to this board and I owe a certain (soon to be named female) a proper licking when she gets back.

Heaven forbid you ever go out drinking with me. You'll wake up the next morning and your eyes will be sticky.
yeah, seriously.....kanji tats are almost as lame as uggs. LMAO LMAO LMAO
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03-26-2007 at 10:59 PM.
03-26-2007 at 10:59 PM.
I liberate kittens, gawddammit!!!
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