RETIRED The Vviles world of LLAMANIA Thread

Idk why I even said that, my mind trailed on me...

Have you ever been with an Asian guy?

they are exotic

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Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...



Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning



First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.



Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.



I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).



Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.



My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.



After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.



Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.



My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.



Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.



A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.



But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

Did you find them small?

Idk why I even said that, my mind trailed on me...

Have you ever been with an Asian guy?

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lol guys in general fall into 2 categories, show-ers and grow-ers some guys are big some are small most people who think they are small are growers... once they get excieted they are on par with everyone else... although there was this one time where when i saw what we were working with, i was like WTF i think i need to check your ID cause obviously your balls didnt drop!

but seriously, as long as its big enough to get inside youre all set...

lol guys in general fall into 2 categories, show-ers and grow-ers some guys are big some are small most people who think they are small are growers... once they get excieted they are on par with everyone else... although there was this one time where when i saw what we were working with, i was like WTF i think i need to check your ID cause obviously your balls didnt drop!

but seriously, as long as its big enough to get inside youre all set...

I've only had 2x when I should have just up and left
1) I was Too young to know better and I 'liked' him
2) guy seemed really great
Then his house looked like a Nana decorated it. Weird Christ and JFK pics all over. And the equipment was just kinda....sad. I drank as much champagne as I could and got the heck out of there

Damn, I was hoping to read some erotic story or something, but nothing even happened...

And I was jw, I am a grower if it helps... And yes, mine will get inside, I can guarantee that.

I was I have never asked, what is the smallest you have ever been with?

Damn, I was hoping to read some erotic story or something, but nothing even happened...

And I was jw, I am a grower if it helps... And yes, mine will get inside, I can guarantee that.

I've only had 2x when I should have just up and left
1) I was Too young to know better and I 'liked' him
2) guy seemed really great
Then his house looked like a Nana decorated it. Weird Christ and JFK pics all over. And the equipment was just kinda....sad. I drank as much champagne as I could and got the heck out of there

he made out with his sister

for me i have no prediliction one way or the other... a penis is a penis is a great night...

perhaps I am too liberal with my thinking but personally i think that schools should be a lot more open about sex ed and discuss these stupid things (showers vs growers)

How do you guarantee??


1) was like 20+ years ago, I forget
2) hideous and sad and the guy needs surgery or a woman far less shallow than me. It was Like my thumb at its greatest

I guess I have never asked, what is the smallest you have ever been with?

when i was talking about checking id, i mean it looked like his little finger fell off and he was keeping it in his pants so he didnt loose it....

I was classy and didnt say anything but yeah

#2 how did you handle that situation?