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vviles
09-12-2012 at 07:36 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:36 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
a 30min power nap Yawn
something else engergizing?

Quote from wiles :
maybe he should take a xanax or something to chill out
I'd be the worst mom ever-- son here's some cab $, a fake ID, a bottle of vodka and some benzos now DONT COME HOME TIL YOU ARE NO LONGER A VIRGIN
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i once had a guy pop during a beej before he was even completely hard
true story Sadwalk
you are that good drool
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09-12-2012 at 07:37 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:37 AM.
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That's what my wife has, and that one can be a little tricky. You may have to go in and play with the video and sound settings, but once you get it right it should work correctly every time.
play with the video/sound settings on my laptop? or my TV?

i bet i could use my Google and find step-by-step instructions in less than 5mins laugh out loud

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you are that good drool
well, i am. Cool2

but he was that nervous and excited laugh out loud

he later told me that he took care of himself less than half an hour before, hoping it would help. it didn't laugh out loud
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09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
a 30min power nap Yawn
I had to do that after I got home last night.
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09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
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something else engergizing?
no, i'm pretty sure a big O would make me want to sleep laugh out loud
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09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
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play with the video/sound settings on my laptop? or my TV?

i bet i could use my Google and find step-by-step instructions in less than 5mins laugh out loud


well, i am. Cool2

but he was that nervous and excited laugh out loud

he later told me that he took care of himself less than half an hour before, hoping it would help. it didn't laugh out loud
so how did the relationship progress after that? Popcorn
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09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
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Huh I guess nothing says "I'm no longer a virgin like a healthy case of the clap." Crazy
If you wear a condom, you probably won't catch anything that bad.. Maybe the crabs? They are pretty easy to get rid of.

The thing is, after he's had sex, his self-confidence will soar and he'll have a better chance of finding "The one". He should go ahead and do it.. I guess I don't see the downside.. Even if he dates the least desirable/worst woman on campus for a few months, the experience will help him find his dream wife. Or maybe he ends up liking the first one. There's some women out there that want to marry a 25 year old virgin, because they're virgins too, but most women do not want a BF like that.

I've always wondered.. if a woman has the crabs, does she actually know it? Because it seems like they appear on guys like about a week later.. It just seems like back when I was in college, they were pretty widespread.. Maybe people had them and didn't know? Seems like a hard thing to miss though.
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09-12-2012 at 07:40 AM.
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i once had a guy pop during a beej before he was even completely hard
true story Sadwalk
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09-12-2012 at 07:41 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:41 AM.
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no, i'm pretty sure a big O would make me want to sleep laugh out loud
Roll then that may get you into trouble, better wait til after work

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If you wear a condom, you probably won't catch anything that bad.. Maybe the crabs? They are pretty easy to get rid of.

The thing is, after he's had sex, his self-confidence will soar and he'll have a better chance of finding "The one". He should go ahead and do it.. I guess I don't see the downside.. Even if he dates the least desirable/worst woman on campus for a few months, the experience will help him find his dream wife. Or maybe he ends up liking the first one. There's some women out there that want to marry a 25 year old virgin, because they're virgins too, but most women do not want a BF like that.

I've always wondered.. if a woman has the crabs, does she actually know it? Because it seems like they appear on guys like about a week later.. It just seems like back when I was in college, they were pretty widespread.. Maybe people had them and didn't know? Seems like a hard thing to miss though.
I'm glad to say I've never had the crabs so I cant help you with this one Cold
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09-12-2012 at 07:43 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:43 AM.
Quote from AbbyGabby :
i once had a guy pop during a beej before he was even completely hard
true story Sadwalk
That means you are really hot and good Smilie You got him all worked up Smilie

A woman told me this story about how she was hestintant to give her first beej..
The guy did the "I promise I won't come " routine.
So she's finally convinced to try it.
So she takes it in her hand and is about to start.
Before she even gets it in her mouth, he gets so excited he shoots off all over her face laugh out loud
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09-12-2012 at 07:44 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:44 AM.
are there hookers that specialize in deflowering young men? Maybe he can just discreetly find an escort and get it done that way, by a pro who specializes in such matters

If I were more patient and had a lawyer on retainer, I'd consider it Roll

a friend of mine used to be a call girl and she made mad cash Greedy

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That means you are really hot and good Smilie You got him all worked up Smilie

A woman told me this story about how she was hestintant to give her first beej..
The guy did the "I promise I won't come " routine.
So she's finally convinced to try it.
So she takes it in her hand and is about to start.
Before she even gets it in her mouth, he gets so excited he shoots off all over her face laugh out loud
who says romance is dead!! Roll
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09-12-2012 at 07:48 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:48 AM.
Quote from wiles :
so how did the relationship progress after that? Popcorn
honestly? it didn't. he couldn't get over the embarrassment of the encounter, and eventually we lost contact. did i mention he was 28 at the time? Popcorn

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That means you are really hot and good Smilie You got him all worked up Smilie
i don't think it's really so much that, as it was the set-up of how our first physical encounter went. we played out a fantasy. obviously, it worked....for him. LMAO

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A woman told me this story about how she was hestintant to give her first beej..
The guy did the "I promise I won't come " routine.
So she's finally convinced to try it.
So she takes it in her hand and is about to start.
Before she even gets it in her mouth, he gets so excited he shoots off all over her face laugh out loud
oh my good gravy, i just LOL'd and snorted Rofl2
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09-12-2012 at 07:57 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:57 AM.
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who says romance is dead!! Roll
laugh out loud Yea, romance is not dead... laugh out loud
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09-12-2012 at 07:58 AM.
09-12-2012 at 07:58 AM.
Well, look who's here . . .


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09-12-2012 at 08:00 AM.
09-12-2012 at 08:00 AM.
Quote from jj.12321 :
I don't know.. He'll probably be nervous enough that it won't matter.
Quote from wiles :
maybe he should take a xanax or something to chill out
Let him go at his own pace, my god
Quote from AbbyGabby :
i once had a guy pop during a beej before he was even completely hard
true story Sadwalk
hot lunches
Quote from jj.12321 :
If you wear a condom, you probably won't catch anything that bad.. Maybe the crabs? They are pretty easy to get rid of.

The thing is, after he's had sex, his self-confidence will soar and he'll have a better chance of finding "The one". He should go ahead and do it.. I guess I don't see the downside.. Even if he dates the least desirable/worst woman on campus for a few months, the experience will help him find his dream wife. Or maybe he ends up liking the first one. There's some women out there that want to marry a 25 year old virgin, because they're virgins too, but most women do not want a BF like that.

I've always wondered.. if a woman has the crabs, does she actually know it? Because it seems like they appear on guys like about a week later.. It just seems like back when I was in college, they were pretty widespread.. Maybe people had them and didn't know? Seems like a hard thing to miss though.
omg you are making sex into something all big and scarey. Yes it fun and feels good but sex is messy and it weird every time... Maybe it lowers to half staff in the middle maybe it never goes up maybe it misfires Maybe you poop but it doesnt matter. Weird sounds get made by people and bodies, that's just how it is... Bottom line is he should go as fast or slow as he is comfortable with with whoever he wants... It's his life his decisions. Stop pressuring him
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09-12-2012 at 08:02 AM.
09-12-2012 at 08:02 AM.
HLIM seems to like our young tennisplayer, dare i say he has taken on a father role for the young pup? guiding him into maturity, one uncut penis at a time.

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