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09-20-2012 at 11:09 AM.
09-20-2012 at 11:09 AM.
Quote from wiles :
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a good friend of mine from NYC is a black lady and she'd tell me about her church--OOHHH man I'd love to go there for a service Rock all the hand clapping and singing and foot stomping, how could you NOT feel grateful and joyous Roll


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Really! Did you formally convert from another religion?
Yeah....I didn't have a particular denomination I was affiliated with, but DW is catholic. I have been raised reading the bible, and there's nothing in the catholic faith that is practiced that they don't back up biblically or that I disagree with. Not that salvation is dependent on my 100% approval. laugh out loud
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Congratulations on your conversion laugh out loud

Give me some time to think.. I know I have some jokes in my brain somewhere. Smilie

I was just commenting how friendly the black churches were.. It really wasn't a comment directed at you..

Oh here's a joke.. not the best, but a start...

An old lady arrives at mass early. It's winter and the church is cold. One of the ushers is working on the furnace, trying to fix it.. The lady keeps bugging him, asking for a time when he will be done. Finally, the old lady loses her temper and starts yelling at the guy, saying how riduculous it is that it's taking so long.. The usher replies "Well, lady, what do you expect for a buck a week" laugh out loud
(Catholics have been known to only toss in a dollar when the collection basket is passed around)
laugh out loud My tithe goes to some missionary friends of ours and to the kids on the website in my siggy.

I haven't told my folks about being catholic, but the church made it really easy on me. I just met with the priest, he asked me some questions about my belief on some issues, asked me if I wanted to do my first confession, and then went to mass the following saturday for my first holy communion.
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09-20-2012 at 11:15 AM.
09-20-2012 at 11:15 AM.
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Yea, it's a much higher energy level for sure.. laugh out loud
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this girl also tried to teach me to booty clap but I was laughing so hysterically I'd never be able to figure it out LMAOLMAOLMAO
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09-20-2012 at 11:16 AM.
09-20-2012 at 11:16 AM.
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Is this about Phrozt's kid/ex.? I hope it goes well for you guys Smilie

(If I am being too nosy, I apologize)
Yuppers, we're going to be fighting for full custody soon. Thanks!
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09-20-2012 at 11:16 AM.
09-20-2012 at 11:16 AM.
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Yeah....I didn't have a particular denomination I was affiliated with, but DW is catholic. I have been raised reading the bible, and there's nothing in the catholic faith that is practiced that they don't back up biblically or that I disagree with. Not that salvation is dependent on my 100% approval. laugh out loud


laugh out loud My tithe goes to some missionary friends of ours and to the kids on the website in my siggy.

I haven't told my folks about being catholic, but the church made it really easy on me. I just met with the priest, he asked me some questions about my belief on some issues, asked me if I wanted to do my first confession, and then went to mass the following saturday for my first holy communion.
wow that is easy. A friend of mine had to go to all kinds of classes and stuff to convert to marry his wife! Whee
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09-20-2012 at 11:32 AM.
09-20-2012 at 11:32 AM.
who is that weird character on south park that looks like a giant piece of fecal matter? Mr Poopsie or something?

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Yuppers, we're going to be fighting for full custody soon. Thanks!
Pray and good luck to you guys
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09-20-2012 at 11:35 AM.
09-20-2012 at 11:35 AM.
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who is that weird character on south park that looks like a giant piece of fecal matter? Mr Poopsie or something?


Pray and good luck to you guys
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Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo!

And thanks, we're both super nervous!
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09-20-2012 at 11:40 AM.
09-20-2012 at 11:40 AM.
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Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo!

And thanks, we're both super nervous!
THINK POSITIVE thoughts!!!


sooooo
what if a girl dressed up as a sexy Mr Hanky for halloween
would clivefrog want to date her? Popcorn
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09-20-2012 at 12:35 PM.
09-20-2012 at 12:35 PM.
It's a good thing no one really sits on my row because I am a fart machine today!

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09-20-2012 at 12:51 PM.
09-20-2012 at 12:51 PM.
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It's a good thing no one really sits on my row because I am a fart machine today!

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You sound like Phrozt LMAO
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09-20-2012 at 12:53 PM.
09-20-2012 at 12:53 PM.
Take yo stinky self back to the Chewy compound, why dontchya?
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09-20-2012 at 01:06 PM.
09-20-2012 at 01:06 PM.
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Oh here's a joke.. not the best, but a start...

An old lady arrives at mass early. It's winter and the church is cold. One of the ushers is working on the furnace, trying to fix it.. The lady keeps bugging him, asking for a time when he will be done. Finally, the old lady loses her temper and starts yelling at the guy, saying how riduculous it is that it's taking so long.. The usher replies "Well, lady, what do you expect for a buck a week" laugh out loud
(Catholics have been known to only toss in a dollar when the collection basket is passed around)
too true hehe.
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Well I've only been catholic for about 3 weeks so I'm trying to come up with some good catholic jokes. I can tell them now and not be anti-catholic.
Sounds like its time for your altarboy molestation.
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09-20-2012 at 01:27 PM.
09-20-2012 at 01:27 PM.
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Sounds like its time for your altarboy molestation.
That can't happen until he first gets drunk on communion wine.
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09-20-2012 at 01:31 PM.
09-20-2012 at 01:31 PM.
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That can't happen until he first gets drunk on communion wine.
Om nom nom Communion Wine and Bread. I've never been in the Catholic Church but when I visit with friends, I sure as heck take some because by the time it's Communion I'm starving laugh out loud

/blasphamy

Please don't smite me religious peeps!

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09-20-2012 at 01:46 PM.
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09-20-2012 at 02:20 PM.
09-20-2012 at 02:20 PM.
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THINK POSITIVE thoughts!!!


sooooo
what if a girl dressed up as a sexy Mr Hanky for halloween
would clivefrog want to date her? Popcorn
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