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ashcampbell
09-26-2012 at 11:36 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:36 AM.
Quote from beanqueen :
You should probably make it a priority to remember names then. I have trouble remembering names but it's a really important skill in the work force so I've been making an effort to remember names. I do a lot of repeating in my head when I'm talking with someone and once in a while try to slip their name into the conversation again.
Email makes it easy. Wink
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09-26-2012 at 11:36 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:36 AM.
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Crylol
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09-26-2012 at 11:37 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:37 AM.
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Seriously, berryking.
I know right, Gazelle!
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teenbean
09-26-2012 at 11:38 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:38 AM.
Quote from tennisplayer123 :
I do listen, I am not a dbag or anything, idk why I just have short term memory with names, it's not just with girls, I am working on it though.



Yea, I am trying out new ways to remember names.

there is an app for that.
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The Llama
09-26-2012 at 11:39 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:39 AM.
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I know right, Gazelle!
I buy used iphones.
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beanqueen
09-26-2012 at 11:42 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:42 AM.
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Email makes it easy. Wink
Eh only if you email them often.

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I buy used iphones.
I don't buy iphones or i-anythingelse...
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ashcampbell
09-26-2012 at 11:42 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:42 AM.
Quote from tennisplayer123 :
I do listen, I am not a dbag or anything, idk why I just have short term memory with names, it's not just with girls, I am working on it though.
So its not because you're thinking oh yeah motorboat time, god damn I'd like to get balls deep in that, I bet she tastes like ambrosia, etc etc?
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09-26-2012 at 11:43 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:43 AM.
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So its not because you're thinking oh yeah motorboat time, god damn I'd like to get balls deep in that, I bet she tastes like ambrosia, etc etc?
Is that what asses think??
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ashcampbell
09-26-2012 at 11:44 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:44 AM.
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Eh only if you email them often.



I don't buy iphones or i-anythingelse...
You said work force, so I assume work has email. We have outlook and can look up users by first, last, or partial name.

icrap! Smilie
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09-26-2012 at 11:47 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:47 AM.
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Thats you being a dbag. Maybe you actually need to listen to them instead of checking them out sexually. Its different if she's in your class and you've never actually spoken with her.

I have that issue with remembering names. Its because I dont care enough to remember, I'm too busy, or I've never had a face to face meeting with them.

Iagree Society and Buddha frown on dbags.
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09-26-2012 at 11:47 AM.
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Howdy peeps! Hope life is going well Wave
Hi beanqueen Smilie
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09-26-2012 at 11:48 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:48 AM.
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Eh only if you email them often.



I don't buy iphones or i-anythingelse...
gazelle.com [gazelle.com]
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09-26-2012 at 11:52 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:52 AM.
I'm a fan girl
I'll buy anything with fruit on it
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ashcampbell
09-26-2012 at 11:56 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:56 AM.
Quote from wiles :
is that what 20 yr old boy-men think??
IFTFY
And yes. We are walking hardons. If I'm not thinking about at least those 3 things when I speak to a female...I just got a BJ so I'm ok for the next 4 hours. But I can also tune out our conversation, while still being the perfect listener. I can do this while fantasizing about you pole dancing. I can then paraphrase what you just told me while you are wearing a gstring and making me motorboat the shit outa them titties. But when my wife tells me we are going to do something *not fun* I'm like WTF...when did you tell me this?
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09-26-2012 at 11:58 AM.
09-26-2012 at 11:58 AM.
Was googling something else and came up with this.. lol.. this is a new one for me

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Gazuntenschpoot : To sneeze at the precise moment you achieve orgasm. This is primarily only used for men, although women who squirt could also "schpoot" so the definition is flexible.

The muscle contraction caused by the sneeze is also known to increase the velocity of the ejaculation. Do not give someone a facial if you think you are about to sneeze unless the recipient is wearing OSHA z-78 certified safety goggles.
Klint, feeling that a sneeze was imminent, fearing a gazuntenschpoot, he attempted to warn his female partner, but he was too late. The aftermath of the gazuntenschpoot left his partner blind in one eye and with an incurable phobia of both sneezes and the business end of a wang.

Bob: Man, I hate alergy season, been gazutenschpootin every chick I've banged this week. I'm gonna end up killin a bitch.
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