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28,155 544 May 23, 2007 at 09:32 AM in Finance (12)
My Method: after date numero uno: wait no less than 3 days before calling. [i]I went out monday last week, called her sunday. Always make first conversation after first date brief (2-3 minutes TOPS). I said had great time wednesday, how about yourself, quick small talk, and ended with a nice "hope we can get together again sometime soon if ya interested". she ends with a most definitely and said I would call her in a few days. NEVER call back less than AT LEAST a week, typically if they dont call by then, they arent/werent interested. Basically putting the ball somewhat in their court if they really want to get together SOONER rather than LATER. She called back today and said, "hey you never said when you want to get together again." Date 2 saturday nod

HOOK and FKIN SINKERED!

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thegoalie
05-24-2007 at 07:07 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:07 AM.
Quote from IVIax View quoted comment :
Simple: A person who doesn't think that they are hot shit wont say something like "I' professing to have an understanding of what women are sexually attracted to"

Do you need to look up in the dictionary what professing means, in case you do here's a link [thefreedictionary.com]
1. To affirm openly; declare or claim: "a physics major [who] professes to be a stickler when it comes to data" Gina Maranto.
2. To make a pretense of; pretend: "top officials who were deeply involved with the arms sales but later professed ignorance of them" David Johnston.
3.
a. To practice as a profession or claim knowledge of: profess medicine.
b. To teach (a subject) as a professor: profess literature.
4. To affirm belief in: profess Catholicism.
5. To receive into a religious order or congregation.

By the online tone of your comment, I would assume you used #1. (i.e. you know what women want and don't want sexually)
This is your response? Showing me the definition of the word "profess". This is absolutely pathetic.
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~Kimber~
05-24-2007 at 07:08 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:08 AM.
Quote from Peachyum View quoted comment :
So it's the chase that does it for you... and your ability to have the majority of control. The conquest ends when she tells you she'd like to see you again if it occurs the next day. I'm guessing you felt suddenly smothered when she deigned to call you the next day.

Question: Why give women your phone number at all unless you are dating regularly?
Maybe it's more like she doesn't play the same game so they're just not compatible.. laugh out loud
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05-24-2007 at 07:10 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:10 AM.
Quote from priority0ne View quoted comment :
if that fails, you can find a corpse to reheat.

Live out your wildest fantasies with a dead ho! She even lets you PIITB! Lust
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05-24-2007 at 07:10 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:10 AM.
Quote from thegoalie View quoted comment :
This is your response? Showing me the definition of the word "profess". This is absolutely pathetic.
Your attitude is what's absolutely pathetic.

You come here claiming that you know what women want, when I call you hot shit, you get offended and say "why do you think I'm hot shit" because of the words that you use and the way you talk. Simple as that.
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05-24-2007 at 07:11 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:11 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ View quoted comment :
Live out your wildest fantasies with a dead ho! She even lets you PIITB! Lust
They charge $10 extra for that on Airline Hwy.
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05-24-2007 at 07:11 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:11 AM.
Quote from Peachyum View quoted comment :
So it's the chase that does it for you... and your ability to have the majority of control. The conquest ends when she tells you she'd like to see you again if it occurs the next day. I'm guessing you felt suddenly smothered when she deigned to call you the next day.

Question: Why give women your phone number at all unless you are dating regularly?
call me
248-262-6861
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05-24-2007 at 07:12 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:12 AM.
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call me
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Does Apple know you are dating his wife?
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05-24-2007 at 07:12 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:12 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ View quoted comment :
What about a funeral? Nuthin' hornier than a grieving widow.
i draw the line at wedding crashing
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05-24-2007 at 07:12 AM.
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Quote from caveney View quoted comment :
call me
248-262-6861
laugh out loud I googled it :'The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns . ... Do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number because, trust us, they've already forgotten about you.'
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corazones
05-24-2007 at 07:12 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:12 AM.
go caveney, knock her off her feet

dating like marriage is about constant struggle of moral superiority. gotta play your card right to smooth the transition for the latter phase.
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05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
Quote from caveney View quoted comment :
call me
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Asshat! That's the rejection hotline. I just called it. laugh out loud
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05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
Quote from caveney View quoted comment :
call me
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Damnit, I fell for it but was able to recover nicely ... I ordered General Tso's Chicken for lunch Eat
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05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
Quote from IVIax View quoted comment :
laugh out loud I googled it :'The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns . ... Do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number because, trust us, they've already forgotten about you.'
rejection hotline ftw Thumbup
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05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:13 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ View quoted comment :
Live out your wildest fantasies with a dead ho! She even lets you PIITB! Lust
Enough to give any young buck rigor mortis.
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05-24-2007 at 07:15 AM.
05-24-2007 at 07:15 AM.
Quote from ~Kimber~ View quoted comment :
Asshat! That's the rejection hotline. I just called it. laugh out loud
LMAO
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