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the halloweenie one...as you like bday boy!
I was in 6th grade and my friends and I were walking down the street after dark going house to house when some high school kids started trying to bully us by hitting us and smearing us with shaving cream. One of the kids I was with and hadn't met before that night pulled out a hunting knife to try and scare them off, but they charged us. We all ran, and the kid with the knife followed me. As I came around the house I turned to look back, and when I did he ran past me and the knife went straight in to my forearm. It didn't hurt at all which I thought was weird so I went up to the front door of the house and rang the bell. A lady answered and I asked her for a bandaid when she started laughing. Then she realized the blood i was standing in was real after i pulled up my sleeve. That was promptly followed by screams. Her retired marine husband came running to the door, saw what was going on, and started barking orders to his wife and daughter. They took me in to the laundry and let my arm run under water while the ambulance came. At some point I passed out for a second or two from what i guess was a combination of blood loss and shock. The ambulance came, they stopped the bleeding, laid me on the couch, asked me about locating my parents, and then took me to the emergency room. The end result was 12 stitches on the inside of my arm, 13 outside of my arm, a crack/gash in my bone, and some nerve damage. My parents walked around with the "I told you so" look on their face from that moment on.
The embellished version is much longer and involves more blood, 3 dead bullies, and the daughter of the retired marine taking care of me in more than one way.
god you guys think you have it bad… i have to start watching the show just because TP does
God damn, I crack myself up.
I was in 6th grade and my friends and I were walking down the street after dark going house to house when some high school kids started trying to bully us by hitting us and smearing us with shaving cream. One of the kids I was with and hadn't met before that night pulled out a hunting knife to try and scare them off, but they charged us. We all ran, and the kid with the knife followed me. As I came around the house I turned to look back, and when I did he ran past me and the knife went straight in to my forearm. It didn't hurt at all which I thought was weird so I went up to the front door of the house and rang the bell. A lady answered and I asked her for a bandaid when she started laughing. Then she realized the blood i was standing in was real after i pulled up my sleeve. That was promptly followed by screams. Her retired marine husband came running to the door, saw what was going on, and started barking orders to his wife and daughter. They took me in to the laundry and let my arm run under water while the ambulance came. At some point I passed out for a second or two from what i guess was a combination of blood loss and shock. The ambulance came, they stopped the bleeding, laid me on the couch, asked me about locating my parents, and then took me to the emergency room. The end result was 12 stitches on the inside of my arm, 13 outside of my arm, a crack/gash in my bone, and some nerve damage. My parents walked around with the "I told you so" look on their face from that moment on.
The embellished version is much longer and involves more blood, 3 dead bullies, and the daughter of the retired marine taking care of me in more than one way.
...is this where "don't tread on me" is at?
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...is this where "don't tread on me" is at?
You mean like one of those sleeves? Or a prostate stimulator?
...is this where "don't tread on me" is at?
Actually on his other arm the tattoo simply says, "please don't stab here."
Sorry to hear that. Let us know or PM me if you want to vent. Those types of days are rough.
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