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12-18-2012 at 08:11 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:11 AM.
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The river was ice-free today Whee

When is she back on the mainland?
28th
Of December
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12-18-2012 at 08:14 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:14 AM.
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That's quite the vacation!

I hope her sister survives it laugh out loud
What about me surviving it? Crying

Last nights scuffle was about her obsession with making her breasts grow bigger. At 35. Naturally. Bomb

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Sideways, with a red-hot poker.
High Five
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12-18-2012 at 08:18 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:18 AM.
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Last nights scuffle was about her obsession with making her breasts grow bigger. At 35. Naturally. Bomb
She can exercise and lift weights to strengthen and tighten her pectoralis muscle, but that's about it. Other than that, it's what family genetics happened to give her.
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12-18-2012 at 08:18 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:18 AM.
Quote from vviles :
28th
Of December
Same day my vacation ends (not counting the following weekend) Turtle
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What about me surviving it? Crying
I figured it was a given. If I were a betting man, my money would be on you Wink2
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Last nights scuffle was about her obsession with making her breasts grow bigger. At 35. Naturally. Bomb
Did you tell her to start lactating? Tongue
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veritablequandary
12-18-2012 at 08:19 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:19 AM.
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I have a few of them. You can get cheaper ones at Target. And I don't know if this being nice to the ex thing is creepy or romantic laugh out loud Hug2
Your instincts to question my motives are accurate. Evillaugh Anything can happen at the holidays you know... Whistling

There's no Target or anything in NW DC. laugh out loud I went to Macy's and fumbled around for a while until a hot saleschick took pity on me and helped me find one. I flirted with her for a minute but couldn't really ask for her number while I'm buying a gift that's obviously for a female! Plus she was maybe 20 years old. She was nice though.

So it was regular $45, 15% off and she gave me some other coupon that brought it down to like $22 with tax. It's not silk or cashmere but it's soft and I think it's nice. The ex will like it.
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12-18-2012 at 08:24 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:24 AM.
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Your instincts to question my motives are accurate. Evillaugh Anything can happen at the holidays you know... Whistling

There's no Target or anything in NW DC. laugh out loud I went to Macy's and fumbled around for a while until a hot saleschick took pity on me and helped me find one. I flirted with her for a minute but couldn't really ask for her number while I'm buying a gift that's obviously for a female! Plus she was maybe 20 years old. She was nice though.

So it was regular $45, 15% off and she gave me some other coupon that brought it down to like $22 with tax. It's not silk or cashmere but it's soft and I think it's nice. The ex will like it.
For all she knows it's a gift for your sister or something Harhar
The "20 years old" thing is a big factor though. If I were single, I don't think I could get into a serious relationship with someone that young now... maybe just some bang-bang-bangity-bang.
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12-18-2012 at 08:26 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:26 AM.
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She can exercise and lift weights to strengthen and tighten her pectoralis muscle, but that's about it. Other than that, it's what family genetics happened to give her.
Iagree I told her to do push ups

She takes a these $$$$ herbs
Then they make her face break out
I said maybe give it a rest if you are concerned about your skin?
Blowup x a hundred

'Why can't you just leave me alone??'
(Screaming)

I said whoa. I don't care about your face. You are complaining endlessly about it. I thought we were having an adult discussion. Clearly we are not. I was addressing the plausible connection about the breast herbs you take and your complexion. If it upsets you, then please don't bring the subject up with me. So I asked her to not talk about her face and her breasts if its going to lead to her screaming.
Maybe the herbs make her crazy too?
She's spent thousands on herbs and gadgets for the breast growth

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Same day my vacation ends (not counting the following weekend) Turtle

I figured it was a given. If I were a betting man, my money would be on you Wink2

Did you tell her to start lactating? Tongue
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12-18-2012 at 08:30 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:30 AM.
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Your instincts to question my motives are accurate. Evillaugh Anything can happen at the holidays you know... Whistling

There's no Target or anything in NW DC. laugh out loud I went to Macy's and fumbled around for a while until a hot saleschick took pity on me and helped me find one. I flirted with her for a minute but couldn't really ask for her number while I'm buying a gift that's obviously for a female! Plus she was maybe 20 years old. She was nice though.

So it was regular $45, 15% off and she gave me some other coupon that brought it down to like $22 with tax. It's not silk or cashmere but it's soft and I think it's nice. The ex will like it.
Would you fark or actually consider reconciling?

I wouldn't touch my ex with a freaking haz mat suit. Roll
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12-18-2012 at 08:31 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:31 AM.
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For all she knows it's a gift for your sister or something Harhar
The "20 years old" thing is a big factor though. If I were single, I don't think I could get into a serious relationship with someone that young now... maybe just some bang-bang-bangity-bang.
Doh SISTER! Why don't I ever think of that?! Mad
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Iagree I told her to do push ups

She takes a these $$$$ herbs
Then they make her face break out
I said maybe give it a rest if you are concerned about your skin?
Blowup x a hundred

'Why can't you just leave me alone??'
(Screaming)

I said whoa. I don't care about your face. You are complaining endlessly about it. I thought we were having an adult discussion. Clearly we are not. I was addressing the plausible connection about the breast herbs you take and your complexion. If it upsets you, then please don't bring the subject up with me. So I asked her to not talk about her face and her breasts if its going to lead to her screaming.
Maybe the herbs make her crazy too?
She's spent thousands on herbs and gadgets for the breast growth
Detach. With love. You want I should send you some Al-Anon tapes? The speakers from Sessions By The Sea are the BEST every year (they have AA and Al-Anon and I like the Al-Anon ones better).

One year this woman was talking about how her husband always ruined dinner by coming home drunk and late every night. So she decided to show him how he was affecting her - by nailing the burnt pork chops to the garage door.

Well he came home, opened the garage, parked, and stumbled up to bed. He never saw the pork chops, and didn't notice them the next morning when he left for work either.

She said she knew the problem wasn't her husband when she was out the next morning with a hammer prying pork chops off of her garage door, with all the neighborhood dogs circling her feet drooling. Roll

Their message is pretty good if you can get past all the bitching. They work the same program we do, the same steps - but it's people they're powerless over, which, if you think about it, is true for us, too.

I think you're handling your sister well but I'm worried about how she's affecting YOU. Hang tough and don't be afraid to leave if you have to. Dont let her guilt you into staying because of HER responsibilities, either. You take care of YOU first. hug

But probably lay off the YOUR FACE jokes for a little while. laugh out loud
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12-18-2012 at 08:33 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:33 AM.
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Would you fark or actually consider reconciling?

I wouldn't touch my ex with a freaking haz mat suit. Roll
Scratchchin You know if she wanted to date and see how that went I wouldn't be opposed. But this will probably devolve into a holiday booty call. laugh out loud We'll see. I may not have the moral fortitude to resist the lure of something so comfortable and familiar... LMAO
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12-18-2012 at 08:33 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:33 AM.
Yeah any department store would have been fine. Sounds like a nice deal at Macy's Whee

Dating a twenty year old leaves you wanting to slash your own wrists after about an hour if you are over 30. Don't bring up the sex. No sex is good enough to be exposed to someone just out of their teens.
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12-18-2012 at 08:35 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:35 AM.
Quote from vviles :
Iagree I told her to do push ups

She takes a these $$$$ herbs
Then they make her face break out
I said maybe give it a rest if you are concerned about your skin?
Blowup x a hundred

'Why can't you just leave me alone??'
(Screaming)

I said whoa. I don't care about your face. You are complaining endlessly about it. I thought we were having an adult discussion. Clearly we are not. I was addressing the plausible connection about the breast herbs you take and your complexion. If it upsets you, then please don't bring the subject up with me. So I asked her to not talk about her face and her breasts if its going to lead to her screaming.
Maybe the herbs make her crazy too?
She's spent thousands on herbs and gadgets for the breast growth
Crazy
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12-18-2012 at 08:35 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:35 AM.
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For all she knows it's a gift for your sister or something Harhar
The "20 years old" thing is a big factor though. If I were single, I don't think I could get into a serious relationship with someone that young now... maybe just some bang-bang-bangity-bang.
Iagree
But you really have to dine and dash with that age group or the morning sex talk makes you suicidal EEK!
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12-18-2012 at 08:36 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:36 AM.
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But probably lay off the YOUR FACE jokes for a little while. laugh out loud
WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Whoa.

Whoa.
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12-18-2012 at 08:41 AM.
12-18-2012 at 08:41 AM.
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Doh SISTER! Why don't I ever think of that?! Mad

Detach. With love. You want I should send you some Al-Anon tapes? The speakers from Sessions By The Sea are the BEST every year (they have AA and Al-Anon and I like the Al-Anon ones better).

One year this woman was talking about how her husband always ruined dinner by coming home drunk and late every night. So she decided to show him how he was affecting her - by nailing the burnt pork chops to the garage door.

Well he came home, opened the garage, parked, and stumbled up to bed. He never saw the pork chops, and didn't notice them the next morning when he left for work either.

She said she knew the problem wasn't her husband when she was out the next morning with a hammer prying pork chops off of her garage door, with all the neighborhood dogs circling her feet drooling. Roll

Their message is pretty good if you can get past all the bitching. They work the same program we do, the same steps - but it's people they're powerless over, which, if you think about it, is true for us, too.

I think you're handling your sister well but I'm worried about how she's affecting YOU. Hang tough and don't be afraid to leave if you have to. Dont let her guilt you into staying because of HER responsibilities, either. You take care of YOU first. hug

But probably lay off the YOUR FACE jokes for a little while. laugh out loud
Whoa those tapes sound awesome!
High Five
Interesting I was reminded of that as well at the noon mtg yesterday- a friend was sharing about his wife joining Al- Anon 9 years ago and her behavior change- right before he got sober.

Well I know her furniture payment is late and she doesn't have a mop bucket. I was tempted to pay/buy- but I'm laying off. If she can spend thousands on breast herbs, she can prioritize on her own. I already bailed her out at the laundromat Sunday. That was nice and enough.
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