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Schoooooby...AHHHHHHH....you'll appreciate this. UDATE *Death of a Spider*

49,663 5,114 September 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM in Rant
I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.



Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.

RIP little spider. You loved to laugh Weeping
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09-20-2007 at 08:52 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:52 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
i don't think she has your artistic skills though... not many do Wink
Yeah...it's a shame Sadwalk

Quote from BlooQKazoo :
:wtf: Autumn the artist? Rofl2
HEY now! I'm thinking of starting my own artistic movement. Autumness. Yes...that's totally Autumness. Cool

Quote from Peachyum :
Are you wearing a feather on the side of your head or is that a section of the web stuck in your hair? Bigeye
Well I was joking that my hair always seems to be covering one of my eyes in my pictures...I don't know why..so I tried to convey that in my picture. It looks kinda like a pirate patch though..lol.
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09-20-2007 at 08:53 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:53 PM.
Wow, if that's actually drawn to scale, the spider is the same size as your head, the spiderweb is bigger than you and your porch is 16 feet tall.

Stick Out Tongue
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09-20-2007 at 08:53 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:53 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Yeah...it's a shame Sadwalk



HEY now! I'm thinking of starting my own artistic movement. Autumness. Yes...that's totally Autumness. Cool



Well I was joking that my hair always seems to be covering one of my eyes in my pictures...I don't know why..so I tried to convey that in my picture. It looks kinda like a pirate patch though..lol.
pirate patches on girls are hot Cloud9
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09-20-2007 at 08:53 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:53 PM.
Oh.My.God HD...I'd freak out. Seriously.

I'm not sure which is more scary..the spider or Mr. Underwear laugh out loud
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09-20-2007 at 08:54 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:54 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :

Here's our tarantula. Not near as big as the one the other neighbor found.

Oh. Just for shits, giggles and revenge...Here is our weirdo neighbor in Georgia. Outside in his underwear again.

laugh out loud Thought yall might enjoy that.
Blink..
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09-20-2007 at 08:54 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:54 PM.
Quote from DNC :
Wow, if that's actually drawn to scale, the spider is the same size as your head, the spiderweb is bigger than you and your porch is 16 feet tall.

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your porch isn't 16' tall? Dontknow
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Quote from DNC :
Wow, if that's actually drawn to scale, the spider is the same size as your head, the spiderweb is bigger than you and your porch is 16 feet tall.

Stick Out Tongue

Ok...*sigh* I'm gonna go check out the spider again so I can draw a more accurate picture.
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 08:55 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:55 PM.
Gawd he was awful. Their backyard sat a little uphill from us to our backyard. Our sliding glass door in our great room was to the back yard. They had a pool and I guess they thought that was the best way to keep their tighy whities clean. His wife would wear those pointy boob sears bras and granny panties. We got the full view. I finally took pics after I got sick of it.
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09-20-2007 at 08:56 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:56 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Ok...*sigh* I'm gonna go check out the spider again so I can draw a more accurate picture.
Don't die. Bigeye
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09-20-2007 at 08:56 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:56 PM.
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your porch isn't 16' tall? Dontknow
Nope Frown

I'm on the 3'rd floor, so actually it's about 30 feet tall Whee
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09-20-2007 at 08:57 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:57 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :

Here's our tarantula. Not near as big as the one the other neighbor found.

Oh. Just for shits, giggles and revenge...Here is our weirdo neighbor in Georgia. Outside in his underwear again.

laugh out loud Thought yall might enjoy that.
Best.photo.today.

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09-20-2007 at 08:57 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:57 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Ok...*sigh* I'm gonna go check out the spider again so I can draw a more accurate picture.
Secret The spider is now waiting above the door. When she goes out and tries to find it, she'll be trapped...run towards the spider, or the web.
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09-20-2007 at 08:57 PM.
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Quote from Autumn :
Ok...*sigh* I'm gonna go check out the spider again so I can draw a more accurate picture.
Crayons FTW!
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09-20-2007 at 08:57 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:57 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Oh.My.God HD...I'd freak out. Seriously.

I'm not sure which is more scary..the spider or Mr. Underwear laugh out loud
Honestly, it's hard to say. Mr Freakshow was bad. I pondered whether to mention him to my tennants. I wasn't sure if that was something I had to disclose as a problem with the property. LMAO
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Dark_Saber
09-20-2007 at 08:58 PM.
09-20-2007 at 08:58 PM.
Man, I go away for a little while and this thread takes off. . .
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