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Schoooooby...AHHHHHHH....you'll appreciate this. UDATE *Death of a Spider*

49,663 5,114 September 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM in Rant
I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.



Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.

RIP little spider. You loved to laugh Weeping
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arjunsr
09-20-2007 at 09:04 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:04 PM.
Quote from DNC :
Nope Frown

I'm on the 3'rd floor, so actually it's about 30 feet tall Whee
Whee

Quote from m. :
Don't die. Bigeye
Secret spiders aren't deadly.
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09-20-2007 at 09:05 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:05 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
Secret spiders aren't deadly.
You need to watch more educational shows on TV, because they can totally kill you!

Or you can die when you're fleeing from them! Whee
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 09:06 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:06 PM.
Quote from arjunsr :
Whee


Secret spiders aren't deadly.
Heart attacks from fright are. Plus Texas and Ok have brown recluse spiders.
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Dark_Saber
09-20-2007 at 09:07 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:07 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Heart attacks from fright are.
The chance of that is pretty slim. . .one would have to be in pretty bad shape in the cardiac department
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09-20-2007 at 09:08 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:08 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Heart attacks from fright are. Plus Texas and Ok have brown recluse spiders.
she's in the middle of no where tennessee Dontknow
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 09:08 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:08 PM.
Or pretty scared.
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09-20-2007 at 09:08 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:08 PM.
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You need to watch more educational shows on TV, because they can totally kill you!

Or you can die when you're fleeing from them! Whee
hmm.. maybe she should get bit then get to be on tv?
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09-20-2007 at 09:13 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:13 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Gawd he was awful. Their backyard sat a little uphill from us to our backyard. Our sliding glass door in our great room was to the back yard. They had a pool and I guess they thought that was the best way to keep their tighy whities clean. His wife would wear those pointy boob sears bras and granny panties. We got the full view. I finally took pics after I got sick of it.
Bummer he wasn't a young stud that you could at least enjoy seeing in his underwear laugh out loud

Quote from m. :
Don't die. Bigeye
Updated picture. And I got within 8 inches of the spider so I could inspect it. I Rock

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Dark_Saber
09-20-2007 at 09:14 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:14 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Bummer he wasn't a young stud that you could at least enjoy seeing in his underwear laugh out loud



Updated picture. And I got within 8 inches of the spider so I could inspect it. I Rock
Too bad your art work doesn't do you justice. . .
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09-20-2007 at 09:15 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:15 PM.
Quote from WentAway :
Secret The spider is now waiting above the door. When she goes out and tries to find it, she'll be trapped...run towards the spider, or the web.
Nah...I went out the side door which isn't under the porch. I had all the outdoor lights on and a flashlight and a hat just in case laugh out loud

Had I Not seen it earlier though..I might have walked into it because I go out there a lot at night to sit on the porch swing. Shocking

Quote from WentAway :
You need to watch more educational shows on TV, because they can totally kill you!

Or you can die when you're fleeing from them! Whee
Now I'm feeling creepy crawling stuff all over me. I think I may have to go take a shower now laugh out loud
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09-20-2007 at 09:16 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:16 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Bummer he wasn't a young stud that you could at least enjoy seeing in his underwear laugh out loud



Updated picture. And I got within 8 inches of the spider so I could inspect it. I Rock
Whee still got the combover!
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09-20-2007 at 09:17 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:17 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Now I'm feeling creepy crawling stuff all over me. I think I may have to go take a shower now laugh out loud
Yeah, I have that effect on many women...
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09-20-2007 at 09:17 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:17 PM.
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Nah...I went out the side door which isn't under the porch. I had all the outdoor lights on and a flashlight and a hat just in case laugh out loud

Had I Not seen it earlier though..I might have walked into it because I go out there a lot at night to sit on the porch swing. Shocking



Now I'm feeling creepy crawling stuff all over me. I think I may have to go take a shower now laugh out loud
spider babies! woot
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09-20-2007 at 09:18 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:18 PM.
How come your one leg isn't connected?
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09-20-2007 at 09:19 PM.
09-20-2007 at 09:19 PM.
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How come your one leg isn't connected?
LMAO
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