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Schoooooby...AHHHHHHH....you'll appreciate this. UDATE *Death of a Spider*

49,663 5,114 September 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM in Rant
I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.



Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.

RIP little spider. You loved to laugh Weeping

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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 10:03 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:03 PM.
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Not in the newer pictures though I don't think.
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09-20-2007 at 10:05 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:05 PM.
Quote from redjen910 :
Nice e-boob job there.
Why thank you laugh out loud

But back at the issue at hand people...there's a bigass freaking spider on my porch. I might have had a heart attack and died. Then you'd all feel guilty and I'd haunt all of you Mad
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09-20-2007 at 10:06 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:06 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
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Not in the newer pictures though I don't think.
they're a little up and to the right.. Harhar
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Dark_Saber
09-20-2007 at 10:06 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:06 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Why thank you laugh out loud

But back at the issue at hand people...there's a bigass freaking spider on my porch. I might have had a heart attack and died. Then you'd all feel guilty and I'd haunt all of you Mad
Well first you should spray it with the hose
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hawaiiandawn
09-20-2007 at 10:07 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:07 PM.
I already did mention the possibility of the heart attack. Why is your hubby not out there TCOB?
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redjen910
09-20-2007 at 10:07 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:07 PM.
Could we get a drawing of the spider's ass? laugh out loud Or the spider freaking? Are there two spiders-definitely need two spiders for freaking.
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09-20-2007 at 10:10 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:10 PM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
I already did mention the possibility of the heart attack. Why is your hubby not out there TCOB?
he did. it was on like the second page. before autumn got an e boob job
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Dark_Saber
09-20-2007 at 10:11 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:11 PM.
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Could we get a drawing of the spider's ass? laugh out loud Or the spider freaking? Are there two spiders-definitely need two spiders for freaking.
Spider style. . .nice
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09-20-2007 at 10:11 PM.
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they're a little up and to the right.. Harhar
Now you can't see 'em at all Harhar

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09-20-2007 at 10:12 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:12 PM.
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Spider style. . .nice
Thanks, its one of my favs.
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09-20-2007 at 10:12 PM.
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Well first you should spray it with the hose
The hose won't reach the spider Annoyed
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09-20-2007 at 10:13 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:13 PM.
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Now you can't see 'em at all Harhar

So why are your legs spread so wide?
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09-20-2007 at 10:13 PM.
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Quote from hawaiiandawn :
I already did mention the possibility of the heart attack. Why is your hubby not out there TCOB?
He went out there earlier...said it was cool looking..and is now in bed Mad
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09-20-2007 at 10:13 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:13 PM.
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Thanks, its one of my favs.
Damn, shouldn't have started thinking about that. . .laugh out loud

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The hose won't reach the spider Annoyed
A rake and then the hose?
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09-20-2007 at 10:14 PM.
09-20-2007 at 10:14 PM.
Quote from redjen910 :
Could we get a drawing of the spider's ass? laugh out loud Or the spider freaking? Are there two spiders-definitely need two spiders for freaking.
Perhaps tomorrow...right now..I'm emotionally...exhausted...from the spider stress...Yawn Stick Out Tongue
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