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Schoooooby...AHHHHHHH....you'll appreciate this. UDATE *Death of a Spider*
September 20, 2007 at
08:19 PM
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I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.
I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.

Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.
RIP little spider. You loved to laugh
I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.

Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.
RIP little spider. You loved to laugh
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I ran in the house screaming. I, then, did the smartest thing I could think of at the time. I called my husband at work to do something. He was 22 miles away.
Our dog once found a snake and was whipping him around on our porch outside the door. Also once he found a squirrel that had been dead for awhile and was tossing him around on our porch.
Our dog once found a snake and was whipping him around on our porch outside the door. Also once he found a squirrel that had been dead for awhile and was tossing him around on our porch.
I will not. Not ever.
Our dog once found a snake and was whipping him around on our porch outside the door. Also once he found a squirrel that had been dead for awhile and was tossing him around on our porch.
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I'm gonna go look at the spider again. I'm gonna see if I can touch it.
I'm gonna go look at the spider again. I'm gonna see if I can touch it.
I'm gonna go look at the spider again. I'm gonna see if I can touch it.
It's been 8 minutes and she isn't back. She's probably dead.
Ok...I'm going to bed now. I better not dream about spiders
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Ok...I'm going to bed now. I better not dream about spiders