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Schoooooby...AHHHHHHH....you'll appreciate this. UDATE *Death of a Spider*

49,665 5,114 September 20, 2007 at 08:19 PM in Rant
I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.



Update: After moving to several different locations on my porch..I am saddened to report that the spider found his final resting place under our porch (where we walk out of our basement). He made a very large web...and after watching it for several days..he has not moved and he does not appear alive.

RIP little spider. You loved to laugh Weeping
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09-20-2007 at 11:09 PM.
09-20-2007 at 11:09 PM.
Quote from Autumn :
Yeah...it icked me out so I went back inside laugh out loud

Ok...I'm going to bed now. I better not dream about spiders Mad
Scratchhead I wonder if the spider is going to dream about you??
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Schooby
09-21-2007 at 02:35 AM.
09-21-2007 at 02:35 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
I went outside on our porch...and there is a big ass spider web covering a whole lot of it. Below is an illustrated picture of me, the web and the spider. Please...try not to be too in awe of my awesome drawing abilities.

I'd take a picture but it's too dark to really see how big the web is.
Clap That's too funny. I mean scary...eeek!
Quote from Autumn :
Ewww...geeze. I can't wait till AUTUMN/winter when most of the spiders are hiding in the ground or something.
That's when they come into the house!
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Schooby
09-21-2007 at 02:36 AM.
09-21-2007 at 02:36 AM.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :

Here's our tarantula. Not near as big as the one the other neighbor found.

Oh. Just for shits, giggles and revenge...Here is our weirdo neighbor in Georgia. Outside in his underwear again.

laugh out loud Thought yall might enjoy that.
LMAO LMAO LMAO Have to get that image out of my head before going to work...thanks.
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Gawd he was awful. Their backyard sat a little uphill from us to our backyard. Our sliding glass door in our great room was to the back yard. They had a pool and I guess they thought that was the best way to keep their tighy whities clean. His wife would wear those pointy boob sears bras and granny panties. We got the full view. I finally took pics after I got sick of it.
Maybe you should have just laughed really loudly every time he was out there in his undies. nod
Quote from WentAway :
Secret The spider is now waiting above the door. When she goes out and tries to find it, she'll be trapped...run towards the spider, or the web.
Good call. Thumbup
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Schooby
09-21-2007 at 02:36 AM.
09-21-2007 at 02:36 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
Bummer he wasn't a young stud that you could at least enjoy seeing in his underwear laugh out loud



Updated picture. And I got within 8 inches of the spider so I could inspect it. I Rock
Quote from hawaiiandawn :
How come your one leg isn't connected?
Yeah, what she said.

Quote from redjen910 :
That's her girl space silly.
Oh thanks for the clarification.

Quote from Autumn :
They're arms.

Ok farkers. Last rendition Mad
Rofl2

Quote from redjen910 :
So your left boob is a tiny bit bigger?
laugh out loud Poor Autumn.
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Schooby
09-21-2007 at 02:37 AM.
09-21-2007 at 02:37 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
Yes. What of it? Mad j/k



AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Ranting

You're killing me here. I have to get to work!



laugh out loud laugh out loud
Quote from arjunsr :
what's in between your legs? Shutup
EEK! A Shim...
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09-21-2007 at 02:37 AM.
09-21-2007 at 02:37 AM.
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Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad


LMAO Poor spider is all neglected now.
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09-21-2007 at 05:32 AM.
09-21-2007 at 05:32 AM.
I am so sad that I had to go to bed and miss all the fun!!! Rofl2

Autumn is my favorite artist in the whole wide world! Clap
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09-21-2007 at 09:34 AM.
09-21-2007 at 09:34 AM.
Quote from m. :
You will. You're going to dream about them being everywhere. What'll be worse though, is in the moments before you fall asleep you'll feel like they are crawling all over you.
I had a dream they were in my hair Mad

Quote from hawaiiandawn :
Scratchhead I wonder if the spider is going to dream about you??
"Some weird human was blowing on me" laugh out loud

Quote from schbusdrvr :
Clap That's too funny. I mean scary...eeek!

That's when they come into the house!
I'm proud of you for not doing the spider smiley...I really am laugh out loud

I looked for it this morning outside...it wasn't there..a few strips of the web was though. Yucky

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LMAO Poor spider is all neglected now.
Crying They were being all mean to me last night...not even caring about the deadly evil spider lurking outside laugh out loud
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09-21-2007 at 09:35 AM.
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I am so sad that I had to go to bed and miss all the fun!!! Rofl2

Autumn is my favorite artist in the whole wide world! Clap
laugh out loud As much as I hate to admit it...it really was fun laugh out loud

And thank you! See! AM gets my Autumness style of drawing hug laugh out loud
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arjunsr
09-21-2007 at 09:52 AM.
09-21-2007 at 09:52 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
laugh out loud As much as I hate to admit it...it really was fun laugh out loud

And thank you! See! AM gets my Autumness style of drawing hug laugh out loud
schoobs agreed with our anatomical criticisms. Stick Out Tongue
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09-21-2007 at 10:01 AM.
09-21-2007 at 10:01 AM.
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schoobs agreed with our anatomical criticisms. Stick Out Tongue
Puh..that's Schooby...she's old and can't see Wink Stick Out Tongue
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Schooby
09-21-2007 at 10:59 AM.
09-21-2007 at 10:59 AM.
I can see this


Spider
SpiderSpider
SpiderSpiderSpider
SpiderSpider
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Spider
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09-21-2007 at 11:04 AM.
09-21-2007 at 11:04 AM.
Quote from Autumn :
Puh..that's Schooby...she's old and can't see Wink Stick Out Tongue
not her fault what's between your legs is so small Shutup
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09-21-2007 at 11:16 AM.
09-21-2007 at 11:16 AM.
Quote from schbusdrvr :
I can see this



SpiderSpider
SpiderSpiderSpider
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Spider

DAMN IT SCHOOBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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09-21-2007 at 11:16 AM.
09-21-2007 at 11:16 AM.
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not her fault what's between your legs is so small Shutup
laugh out loud You're insulting a penis that isn't even there?
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