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Official Funny Spam/Lottery Email Thread
November 7, 2007 at
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This is to inform you of the release of our 2007 FREE LOTTERY in
which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by software powered by the
Internet. Eighteen email addresses were selected and you are lucky to
be amongst them therefore making you one of winners of the sum of '
(500.000.00(G.B.P) which is equivalent to ($917,956.00 USD)' in this
category
and you are to contact our Financial Controller with the information
below for clearance.
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FINANCIAL CONTROLLER:Mr GERALD MOORE
Email:[email protected]
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In respect to claims, you are to forward the following details to
enable him clear your file for immediate payment:
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1.Full Names______________2 Address____________
3 Age_______________4 Sex___________
5 Marital Status_____6 Occupation________
7 Phone numbers________8 Country_________
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After filling the above form and when you are sending the mail to the
fiduciary agent whose email address is above,make sure u open a new
compose page else your mail will not be recieved.
Yours Faithfully
Shelly Martins.
Lottery Coordinator.
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Yahoo! Mail announce to you the Draw (#679) of the 2007 YAHOO!LOTTERY. Your E-mail Address attached to Lotto Number: Lwh 09446, Batch Number: Lwh 09445, Winning Number: Lwh 09447 have won you a total sum of 800,000.00 POUNDS STERLING.
To file for claim, fill out the information required in the verification form and establish contact via e-mail between the hours of 8.00am-7.30pm on Monday through Saturday and contact our overseas claims fiduciary unit with the information below:
OVERSEAS CLAIMS UNIT
Yahoo! Lottery Fiduciary
Contact Person: Mr Mark wakefield
Email:[email protected]
VERIFICATION FORM
1.FULL NAMES:
2.ADDRESS:
3.SEX:
4.AGE:
5.MARITAL STATUS:
6.OCCUPATION:
7.E-MAIL ADDRESS:
8.TELEPHONE NUMBER:
9.LOTTO NUMBER: B. DRAW NUMBER:
10.SERIAL NUMBER:
11.AMOUNT WON:
12.BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL
13. COUNTRY
Yours faithfully,
Dr. Williams Gerri.
Online coordinator for Yahoo! Lottery
Sweepstakes International Program.
Yahoo! Lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! registered user.
I took out the links so no dumbies would click on it, sorry most my other emails can't be posted here..
No Deal!
fromcafsafa lotto (LMAO Notice the hotmail address)
[email protected],
to
dateNov 8, 2007 12:21 AM
subjectCONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!
mailed-byhotmail.com
hide details 12:21 AM (6 hours ago) Reply
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are pleased to inform you today 7th November, 2007. as one of the lucky winners of
our Soccer World Cup Draws held by Confederation of Africa Football (CAF) and South
African Football Association (SAFA) to promote the first ever soccer world cup in
Africa which will be held 2010 in South Africa,Participants in the draws were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 e-mail addresses of
individuals and companies from Africa,America,Asia,Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle
East,and New Zealand as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.
You are qualified for this draw as a result of you visiting various websites we are
running the Electronic-business promotions for. You/Your Company e-mail address
attached with REFERENCE NUMBER: SAFA 2010/AFRICA 2007, BATCH NUMBER: 154-02I-CAF
with serial number 000-19 drew The lucky numbers 2-2-14-13-6-36 and consequently won
in the fourth quarter of the 2007 year draw. You have therefore been approved of a
lump sum pay out of $2,200,000.00 in cash,($2,200,000.00 I'm rich) which is the winning payout for First
category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$15,400,000.00 shared
among the seven winners in the First category.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Your winnings should be claimed from our paying Agents. (WINDSOR FINANCE LIMITED) as
we have notified them. Due to the mix-up that may arise from emails of winners and
numbers,we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our Security
Protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this
program.
We hope with a part of your prize, you will participate in our end of the year
high stakes of US$1.2 billion International Lottery. To begin your claim,please contact
our agent who also will be your claims agent.
VINCENT ABEY
CLAIMS/FINANCE MANAGER
WINDSOR FINANCE LIMITED
SANDTON,SOUTH AFRICA
TEL:+27-790-216-137
EMAIL:[email protected] (oh now it's a yahoo address..lol)
For due processing and remittance of your prize money,Remember you must contact your
claim agent not later than two weeks After this date, otherwise,all funds will be
returned as Unclaimed.
Please contact your claims manager and provide him with the requested information so
that he can Expedite the processing of your claims.
NAME:_______________________________________________________________
COUNTRY:____________________________________________________________
ADDRESS:____________________________________________________________
CITY:____________________STATE/PROV:________________________________
ZIP/POSTAL:_________________________________________________________
PHONE:________________FAX:__________________________________________
EMAIL:______________________________________________________________
REFERENCE NUMBER:___________________________________________________
BATCH NUMBER:_______________________________________________________
AGE:________________________________________________________________
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to
quote your Reference and Batch numbers in every one of your correspondences with
your agent. Furthermore you are seriously advised to keep all winning lottery
information and numbers from the public in line with our company security protocol
to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by unscrupulous
individuals. Again, should there be any change in your address, do inform your
claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations again from all our staff and thank you for being part of our
Promotions program.
Yours sincerely,
Customers Service Department
Cafsafa Lotteries.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to
disqualification.
Anybody below the age of 18 is automatically disqualified,You are obliged to donate
10% of your winning to any listed charity organization in South Africa.
Please contact your claims agent.
This is the part I like best: Due to the mix-up that may arise from emails of winners and
numbers,we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim
has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our Security
Protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by participants of this
program.
and this:
You are obliged to donate
10% of your winning to any listed charity organization in South Africa.
Subject: I Await Your Response Immediately.
Date: Thu, 8 Nov 2007 05:54:29 -0800
Dear Sir/Madam
My name is Janna Hamford am 69yrs old of age, I live in New Jersey
U.S.A.I am a good merchant, I have several industrial companies and good
share in various banks in the world. I spend all my life on investment
and cooperate business. All the way i lost my husband and two beautiful
kids in fatal accident that occurs in November 5th 2005.
I am a very greedy woman with all cost, I dont know much and care
about people, since when I have an experience of my life, it difficult
for me to sleep and have rest of mind. Later last year 2006 September, I
was sent a letter of medical check up, as my personal Doctor testifies
that I have a lung cancer, which can easily take off my life soon. I
found it uneasy to survive myself, because a lot of investment cannot be
run and manage by me again. I quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give
me positive thinking on this solution, as my adviser. He minister
to me to share my properties ,wealth, to motherless babies, orphanage
homes to people that need money for survivor both student that need
money, business men and women for their investment and future rising.
If you are a property manager get in touch to me. I will like to build
an orphanage home in my name in AMERICA.
So therefore, I am writing this letter to people who are really need
help from me both student in college, to contact me urgently. So that i
can make available preparation on that. Especially women of the day, who
are divorced by their husband, who are finding it difficult to
survive. Please contact me and stop weeping. Probably let me now what you
really need the money for, now am so much with God, am now a born again
Christian. May the lord bless you, as you reach me. Please dont belong
to scammers or any act of fraud lent on Internet. I will give more
information to you as i await your response immediately.
Best Regards,
Mrs. Janna Hamford.
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Hello my name is Mr Robert Schafer... I am 67yrs old man.. .I work as
a loving man at the church here in united state... I am a reputable
man and a good father also... I am very much interested in buying this
item for my grandson having his international training section with
the United state Embassy in Nigeria.. I am ready to make a nice and
good transaction with u and also ready to pay up for the item as soon
as possible... I hope to read soon from u so that we can know how to
start with on getting the deal sealed... Kindly reply back if you
accept check or pay pal.... Here is my address below:
Gives me some address in Arizona. Looks like all these people need way better translation software.
Dear Chase OnlineSM Customer :
Due to recent fraudulent activities on some of JPMorgan online account ,we will require a confirmation that your account has not been stolen or hacked.Your account has not been suspended or frozen.
To Confirm your account status please follow the secure hyperlink bellow :
Click here to access your account
Complete the verification steps.
- Remebmer that JPMorgan Chase will never ask you for personal information like Creditcard number , Personal Indentification Number (PIN)
- make sure your account balance has not been changed
- review recent transaction in account history for any unauthorized transfer
If you find any type of suspicious activities please contact us immediately.Please include in your message your account number , your account name and the unauthorized transfer date & time.
Please do not reply to this message.For any inquiries , contact Customer Service.
Thank you for being a valued Chase customer !
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Ple ase do not reply to this e-mail. Mail sent to this address cannot be answered.
worst.punctuation.ever
UK NATIONAL THUNDERBALL ONLINE EMAIL USERS PROMO
Dear Winner,
Your ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/05 drew the
lucky number: 29 Congratulations, you have just won yourself
750,000.00 (Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) in the
satellite software thunderball email lottery conducted by UK NATIONAL
LOTTERY in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by
softwarepowered by theInternet. Your email address was amongst those
chosen for this quarter(no ticket was sold) and you are to contact our
Financial Controller for Clearance.
Here are the contact info:
FIDUCIARY AGENT Roger Hartford
Email:[email protected]
Provide him with the information below:
1.Name:
2.Address:
3.Marital Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Nationality:
8.Country Of Residence:
9.Telephone Number:
10.Fax Number:
11Draw Number above:
Yours faithfully,
Mrs Margaret Morgan,
Online coordinator,UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Mrs.Rita Gilbert
I am Mrs.Rita Gilbert,the wife of Mr.Sam Gilbert,both of us, are citizens
of the United states of America. my husband worked with the Chevron/
Texaco in Russia for twenty years before he died in the year2003.We were
married for ten years without a child.My Husband died after a brief illness
that lasted for only four days.When my late husband was alive he deposited
the sum of (Seven Million Five Hundred Pounds Sterlings) with a Bank in
Europe Presently,this money is still with the Bank and the management just
wrote me as the beneficiary that our account has been DORMANT and if I,as
the beneficiary of the funds, do not re-activate the account;the funds will be
CONFISCATED or I rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive
it on my behalf (note that you need to activate this account) as I can not come
over.Presently,I'm in a hospital in Russia where I have been undergoing
treatment for esophageal cancer.I beg you in the name of God to help me
Stand-in as the beneficiary and collect the Funds from the Bank.i want a
person that is God-fearing who will use this money to fund churches,I
don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my
soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me always.
I don't want them to know about this development.Please reach me
on my private mail:[email protected]
Sent: Wednesday, November 21, 2007 3:49 PM
Subject: Ref: NPA/01-1/SAP/07
Ref: NPA/01-1/SAP/07
From: Engr. Solomon Briggs. (NPA )
I wish to introduce you to this highly prospective crude oil sale venture. What do I mean?
I propose that we become partners in a crude oil sales project under the umbrella of the National Petroleum Agency of Sao Tome and Principe.
In this project, we will register either your company or a joint company with the local Corporate Affairs Commission of Sao Tome and Principe; re-assign an already allocated crude oil sale license to the company and act as representative of the Petroleum Agency in selling of crude oil to the end buyers.
I have assisted a company based in Oman , Middle East to secure a crude oil sale license allocation in 2006. The director of this company, Mr. Ahmed Syed could not actualize his dream in this project as he; the sole owner of the company was unfortunately struck by stroke therefore incapable of involving in active business.
I will package you as the crude oil sale license beneficiary. We would re-assign the sale license earlier given to Mr. Ahmed to your/our company. This will give your company/our joint company the legal authority to act as crude oil sales agent/representative for the petroleum agency.
The assignment of the crude oil sale license allocation to our company gives us the privilege to operate as first lifters of crude oil from the block. This attracts US$2.00 discount per barrel to the lifter. The US$2.00 is our (lifter) entitlement from the local petroleum agency (national petroleum agency), also been able to get final buyers entitles us also to a US$1.00 discount from the discount given to the end buyer as "mandates". as we are going to be lifting 2 million barrels per month from the block, US$2.00 discount from local petroleum agency sums up to US$4 million per month. And US$1.00 discount from the end buyer comes to US$2 million per month.
This totals to US$6 million gross coming to our group per transaction/per month.
On equity sharing ration, both of us will be netting in a cool US$6 Million as profits monthly. This proceeds known as commissions will be shared equally on equity between the both of us at the end of every sales operation month. This implies that shall both go home with US$3 Million each
This project is highly prospective and presently the most legitimate money making machinery someone can set up. What is so interesting about the project is that our both presence is not much needed, rather after the registration of your/our company and obtaining the crude oil sales license, we would connect buyers to the Petroleum Agency by any means we choose and our commissions will be directed instantly to our nominated company bank co-ordinates.
I will gladly appreciate your understanding and keen interest to be part of this moving train called CRUDE OIL SALES VENTURE.
Engr. Solomon Briggs. (NPA )
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